This Star Is A Bit Salty

"Dad, I recently took a fancy to a villa. It's in a good location. I want to buy it." "You're talking about the villa area by the river, right? You don't have to buy it. It's yours." "..." "Dad, I like the school beauties of our school, and I want to chase her!" "You mean Jingjing, the school beauties, right? There's no need to chase, she knows you are my son, and now she has promised to be my daughter-in-law." " ........" Lin Feng looked at the so-called godly man in front of him, and was speechless for a while.

[Congratulations to the host for binding the Shenhao check-in system. 】 Sign in and check in to get rewards! [Successfully signed in on time and obtained one billion assets. 】 [Sign in successfully, get the handsome face of the exiled fairy. 】 [Successfully checked in at Dongshan Villa, and obtained the ownership of Dongshan Villa. 】 … Ever since the sign-in and clock-in system was bound, Chen Yun was either checking in or on the way to clock in. From then on, amidst the wild flowers and the worship of the heroes, a brilliant god rose up. In the world, I am the only one who has the name of a god! (No vulgar routines, daily funny flow, welcome to watch) Group number: 691163859 Welcome to join the group for communication! It can be based on fan value and I want an administrator.

After Chen Xiao traveled through time, he found himself a newcomer in the company's advertising department. The leader asked him to shoot a diamond advertisement. Originally, Chen Xiao was going to find a way to fool around. But at this time, the system was activated! Chen Xiao directly obtained the master-level directing skills and the complete script of "Titanic"! Diamond Company: I just asked you to shoot an advertisement, but you made it into a romantic movie? ! Ministry of Culture: Please help me shoot a drama promotional film, and your "Farewell My Concubine" directly amazed the world? ! Ministry of Science and Technology: I asked you to show the humanity of scientific and technological personnel, and you shot "Interstellar" to reap the global box office? ! But the audience was furious: "The main character is dead, the main character is dead, except for the main character, everyone is dead!" "Who bought the trending search for 'Farewell My Concubine, the sweetest drama in the world'? I watched it on New Year's Eve, what a deed!" "You ripped off the cartoon too? Not even the children, Chen Daodao, are you still a human being!" "Don't you feel guilty? Your money, your award, your company and base are all our tears!" "The new movie will be released during the Spring Festival?! Big brother, I'm honest, please let me go!" ... (Later, "Kung Fu", set up a company to shoot "The Truman Show", and also produced "The Magic Chef Xiao Fugui" and "Home with Kids", etc.)

This is a story about a swordsman who was riding a taxi with a sword. After picking up a dead old man, he was stuffed into a room full of strange creatures for him to take care of. Although there were powerful tree monsters, spiritual beasts that could swallow caves, and mechanical men at the spiritual level among these strange creatures, they could not move without the care of the monks.

When he woke up, Xia Liang found that the whole world had changed, and prices had plummeted. Blind date actually only needs fifty cents of gifts! You can buy a house in the city for only one hundred yuan! It turns out that a sports car worth tens of millions only needs a few dozen yuan! Looking at the balance of 120,000, Xia Liang found that he seemed to be the richest man!

In the mercenary world, he is a famous mercenary emperor. In the medical world, he is the genius doctor of life and death. Because of a marriage contract, Long Qiancheng. Can see through, understand medical skills, read the world’s stunning beauty. In this prosperous metropolis, cast his myth. Lying on the knees of a drunk beauty, awakens the power of the world.

A year ago, Ye Fan was the proud son of heaven, and he was highly regarded. A year later, he fell into the world and was bullied. An accident caused Ye Fan to embark on a different path. The stunning school flowers were thrown into his arms, the business leaders bowed their heads, and the martial arts master respected as a god. Ye Fan: I don’t know what is young and frivolous, I only know-the winner is king!

When Hao Shuai discovered that he had the ability to travel through the heavens… What? Does anyone want this treasure? no one asked me to take it What? This treasure is yours? But Pindao feels that this thing is destined for me Remember, after I die, I must throw my body into the sea, because in this way I can continue to surf.

Chief Jia: "You sell pirated discs and you also want to make a movie?" Wu Yuan: "The wind suddenly rises and ruffles a pool of spring water." Chief Jia: "Speak humanly!" Wu Yuan: "None of your business!" ... Dreaming back to the millennium, at this time, the fifth generation of directors has become famous, the sixth generation of directors are still struggling underground, and the best era of Chinese-language films has just begun. Looking up at the world, Wu Yuan chose to plunge into the film industry. "I only come here to do three things, which are: Make literary and artistic films! Make commercial films! Make commercial and artistic films!" (China Entertainment, director, single female protagonist.)

After meeting in reality, Tang Feng suddenly realized that his online best friend was more feminine than he imagined. Even a little "Bottom". At that time, he obtained the Scanning System. The result of the scan on his best friend was [Song Lele. Female. Beauty score: 93. Body score: 95. Net worth: 46 million.] Scan lottery: [High-quality lottery ticket. Contains a Tier One reward.] Scan stone: [High-quality rough jadeite. Will be able to obtain 182 grams of Emperor Jade once opened.] This is a system what could actually scan everything! … He could not believe that his best friend was actually a school diva, disguised as a man, have an extremely sexy figure, large and elastic breasts, tight and slender legs, add the most enchanting face... He shamelessly got an erection out of control

Who said that Hollywood is the six gangsters in the world? Who said that big stars are high above? Who said that independent filmmakers can only survive in the cracks? Dunn Walker, who likes to wear sunglasses, declares war on Hollywood! “I want to single out Hollywood!” Dunn raised Gal Gadot’s white chin with one hand, his eyes like torches.

Ding, you kill the green moth, get the skills, and summon the infinite green moth! Ding, the green moth evolves, the ancient immortal moon moth! Ding, you kill the Demon Queen, get the skills, and summon the infinite Demon Queen! “Uh, don’t come here, come over again, my kidneys can’t handle it.” … Ding, you destroyed ordinary bows and arrows, got skills, and summoned bows and arrows! Ding, bow and arrow evolution, bazooka! Ding, bazooka evolution, round zi bomb! Ding, you destroyed the divine weapon Zhuxianjian, got the skills, and summoned the infinite Zhuxianjian! One day, games will merge with reality. Ye Xun found that the entire galaxy could not put down his summons! “Invincible is a kind of loneliness, I can only… go to the universe!” Ding, you shattered the universe, got the skills, and summoned the infinite universe!