My Funny Consort

When Xue Tingxiang, a great traitor, returned to his youth, Xue’s family was still destitute. His family was beaten to death for a place to study. The woman was still her own child bride. In this life, he decided to change his way of life. The first task was to treat her well, and then gave birth to a few more kids. Zhao’er was a child bride of the Xue family. She knew that she would marry the little man and have s*x with him when he was old enough. However, the little man had always disliked her and hated her. However, just overnight, the little man suddenly changed a lot, not only was kind to her, but also always kissed and hugged her, this, this… #The way to raise wife for the treacherous First Grand Secretary# Who raised who? How ashamed!

When she opened her eyes, she became the well-known ugly woman in the village and there was a soft little bun in front of her plus an instant hunter husband. Lin Xiaoye felt pressured, but with a silver needle in hand, she started treating illnesses and saving people to earn a fortune, kissing her husband, abusing scums, raising a bun, planting crops and living a good life. Wait, what? Her husband is a god of war? And an outstanding founding minister? The emperor even begged him? How dare he hide this from her? Scram and sleep in the hall!

She had been reborn into a poor family with a pile of radishes underneath. If she wasn’t strong enough, how could she have supported this family?

She was a 21st century’s forensic doctor. With her medical expertise, she uses her scalpels to save life and investigate the dead. Unfortunately, she transmigrated to the body of the unfavourable first daughter of Liu residence. At first sight, he looks handsome and charming; with his crotch erected underneath his half-naked body. She smiled and asked, “Have you been drugged, sir? A cure? One treatment costs two hundred taels.” He frowned dangerously as if to judge whether is she worth for him to give his body to her willingly. She quickly used her silver needles on seven acupuncture points and teasingly stared at his crotch. “Look, you calmed down immediately, aren’t I good?” The moment she finished her words, his member grew larger again. She got pinned down by this wretched prince, “I’ll give you four hundred taels, change another treatment method.” “F***!” She got unlucky, and that was how her son Liu XiaoLi got into her stomach. …… On a fateful day, Liu XiaoLi was refining his medicine-making skill. The little punk walked towards his mom……

No matter male or female, the members of the Hua clan had been loyal for generations, placing the utmost importance on protecting their nation. The monarch and his subjects were in harmony, sharing all kinds of emotions, all due to the ties of comradeship in their hearts. Once the weather cooled, would the favored crown prince fall from power? No. Once the weather warmed, would the loyal and brave marquess estate be disposed of after its use? No.

Su Ruan Ruan, who was knocked to death with a box was reborn back to the sixties. Not only did her family lack food and clothing, there were also all kinds of strange family members who had transformed to become demons. Fortunately, she had a hundred treasures space, so she didn’t lack anything. Wearing new clothes, eating fine grains, being able to earn full work points when she worked in the field, and getting first place in school! Su Ruan Ruan took her grandmother to make her family rich and run all the way towards the road of prosperity. However, she suddenly discovered that a certain town tyrant was always following behind her– secretly giving her meat to eat and giving her pocket money. Su Ruan Ruan was puzzled: “You keep sticking to me, what exactly do you want?” “To marry you.” “….”

He was the cold-blooded prince of the Jin country. Decisive and smart, he had looked down on the world with apathy and disdain. She was his Wang Fei, a person who had saved him in the past, but he wouldn’t even look at her. When the fire raged and death claimed her, it was only then that she realized her existence was nothing but a joke from the beginning. She opened her eyes once more after spending two years as a roaming, vengeful ghost. In this lifetime, Ye Zhen promises that she will be a different person. With a slight smile, she will ruthlessly trample on those who had schemed against her and lied until her demise! Most importantly, she would let him experience the pain of an unrequited love; the bitterness of seeking something you cannot obtain!

When Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao chose his future wife, with a wave of his pen, he circled Gu Jiu’s name. He said resolutely, “I want her!” With a decree, the emperor bestowed marriage. One after another, everyone dropped by to congratulate Gu Jiu. Sure enough, it was her dumb luck to marry the Imperial Grandson. Facing everyone’s blessings, Gu Jiu smiled on the surface, but in her heart, she was cursing fiercely. In her lifetime, the luckiest thing that happened to Gu Jiu was to die of illness but unexpectedly traverse to the ancient times and live a second time. And the most unfortunate thing that happened to her was meeting the Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao. — It was rumoured that Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao was graceful, elegant, gentle, refined, humble, polite and courteous. Gu Jiu: Hehe! The world was blind. That man was obviously two-faced, cunning, deceitful, treacherous, with the ambition of wild wolves and a great villain. He was like the tyrannical male lead who is written by the screenwriter to die in the finale but fans still feel distressed for him. — It was rumoured that the Gu family’s second daughter Gu Jiu was soft, gentle, virtuous, frail and tender. Liu Zhao: What? Gentle, virtuous, frail and tender is all fake. That woman was obviously aojiao, selfish, bad-tempered and narrow-minded; a little foodie with a soft and delicate body that wasn’t easy to push over. — The first time they met: When Liu Zhao tried to misbehave with Gu Jiu, her mind came up with 108 ways of murdering him. Gu Jiu defended herself, pointing at Liu Zhao and said, “You won’t do!” Pfft! Liu Zhao was completely defeated. — The second time they met: Gu Jiu fell into the lake. Liu Zhao heroically rescued the beauty. Gu Jiu slapped the back of his hand, “Spoiling my good deeds!” Liu Zhao was completely defeated once again. — At last, there came a day when Liu Zhao married Gu Jiu back home. The little foodie with a soft and delicate body that wasn’t easy to push over was finally locked up in his embrace. He said lovingly, “Wife, it’s not early. Let’s enter the bridal chamber, ba.” Gu Jiu smiled bashfully, “Husband, my body is uncomfortable. I’m afraid we cannot enter the bridal chamber tonight.” Pfft! Liu Zhao once again suffered 10,000 points of injury.

There are three treasures in the imperial city: Me, my husband and my mother-in-law. Su Guifei¹ was favoured and envied by countless Imperial consorts in the harem. Chen Wang² grew up with His Majesty showing favouritism to him. However, anyone, who was more or less educated, would sigh with regret and say that this pair of mother and son were sure to come to a bad end in the future. Ming JiuZhu, who was about to marry Chen Wang: Really? I don’t believe it. Chen Wang in JiuZhu’s eyes: a beautiful and kindhearted little fairy boy vs. Chen Wang in the eyes of others: His Majesty’s and his favoured consort’s hedonistic son. JiuZhu often wondered why people always gazed at her and Chen Wang with a ‘you are doomed one way or another’ look. Could this be the ugly side of jealousy? Aiyah, the hearts of these people are so dirty. ————– ¹ Guifei – Noble Consort ² Wang – Title given to adult sons of the Emperor.

Lord Protector Ding, Xie Heng, was the famous bachelor in Dayue Dynasty, also the adopted father of the male lead in the novel about a reborn woman. He’s the war god in the eyes of the commoner and their protector…..also the poisonous wealthy husband that all females avoid. At the Dayue Dynasty, everyone thought that Lord Protector Ding would die single, but suddenly, there was a piece of huge news that dominated the gossip in the capital: It seemed that Jiang family’s fourth miss went mad after her engagement was canceled by Lord Protector Ding’s heir. She said that she wanted to be her ex-fiance’s mom. The whole capital’s gossip exploded from this news.

Ji Changze’s mission is to guard people who will have their lives ruined by various types of scum. Then, he transmigrated as these scums. –A pampered youngest son from the 80s. –The babied genius who keeps squeezing his parents care. –Phoenix man with a high education who prefers to be lazy. –Unfilial child who refuse to acknowledge his parents because he considers them a burden to himself. After Ji Changze came through. –The unmotivated lazy hearted youngest son turned out to be the richest man in the area. –The giant baby turned out to put all his energy into research. –The useless phoenix man turned the tides when his wife’s family almost came to bankruptcy. –The ungrateful son returned to his hometown to find a famous doctor for his parents.

Tong Xuelu had the nickname Queen of Green Tea. She was stunning in look, has a shapely body, and had a lot of suitors though she had never been in any serious relationships. By the time she was done being a green tea and was about to be a nice person, her retribution had caught up to her! She had transmigrated into a book. In the 70s where materialistic goods were rare and she was a poor soul who was the fake daughter of a wealthy family! Per the story, she would be face slapped by the real daughter who was rebirthed, be married to an old man who had once been married, and finally die from domestic violence. Tong XueLu: ……I’d rather continue to be a green tea. Raise three bosses of the future and be a salted fish that all she had to do was to lay around and wait for things to be handed to her [check] Cheat her way into a government-ran restaurant and had good food every day. [check] Use her agility and wit to avoid being faceslapped by the real daughter. [check] As far as an excellent green tea was concerned, she would be able to handle any scripts handed to her and still end up the winner. *** Wen Rugui, a physicist, was young, handsome and had his entire life ahead of him. He had, however, let his research distracted him from starting a family. All of his bosses were eyeing him to become part of their family. Until one day. Wen Rugui brought a charming girl into his research facility and with love in his eyes. “This is my fiancee. We are here to report our upcoming matrimony.” His bosses: Shocked beyond words. His female colleagues: All heart broken. Tong XueLu: Sorry, all. My charm is but a passive skill.