This Pastor Is So Righteous

[Mind-reading by both civil and military officials of the Manchu dynasty + cool articles about strong women] The system went missing and couldn't be contacted. Mu Nanjin, who was thrown into the ancient times by the system, decided to die. Eat when you need to, drink when you need to drink, you won’t let it go if you have money to make, and you won’t miss it if you see a beautiful man. When you are bored, you can also read other people's private gossip to pass the time, and your life will be as nourishing as possible. Little did he know that his inner thoughts were coming out one after another. Everyone’s secrets were revealed one after another. [The little goblins in the harem took advantage of the emperor's early morning to eat, and there was a question mark over the emperor's head, haha. The emperor will also be hungry, so miserable. 】 Emperor: I have no face to face the civil and military officials of the dynasty. [The right Prime Minister has a tigress’s wife. Last night, she was made to kneel down and do the abacus because she was drunk. Huh, this punishment is really light. If I were to punish him, I would punish him by kneeling on the nail board. 】 Prime Minister Left: Disgraced in front of his colleagues. [The deputy commander of the Royal Forest Army likes to smell the sweat smell of the soldiers and finds it particularly pleasant. Gee, what a quirk. 】 Deputy Commander of the Royal Forest Army: I really want to kill Mu Nanjin and shut her up forever. [Hey, the fourth prince wants to rebel. 】 The fourth prince, who is afraid of being arrested before he rebels, dares not go to Beijing to meet the saint. The civil and military officials went from watching the drama to gloating at the misfortune, and then became murderous when facing Mu Nanjin. So, everyone kept waiting and waiting, waiting for Mu Nanjin to be taken off her black gauze hat and have her head chopped off. Those who looked forward to the stars and the moon, but what they hoped for was that not only did she not die, but she also wore her black gauze hat higher and higher, and finally became the darling of the court. "..." Mu Nanjin, who has never done anything, said: I am also very confused.

[All Survival] + [Funny Article] + [Upgrade] + [Funny] + [No Female Lead] After waking up, Su Bai entered the world of all survival. He started with a small wooden house, a broken stone axe, and a randomly acquired [Black-hearted Merchant] talent. Although the talent level is low, it can be upgraded continuously, and you can also gain a trading-related ability every day. On the first day, all the people begged for fire, and Su Bai made a bold move, and made a shoddy version of the fire stick and became rich overnight. On the second day, countless people's tools were broken, and Su Bai stepped forward and carried the burden of tens of thousands of people in the two districts on his shoulders. On the third day, the blizzard came for the first time, and countless people could not move. Su Bai obtained talent information and turned into timely rain to send warmth and win people's hearts. The fourth day, the fifth day... When the seven-day novice period passed, when all the survivors were still struggling, Su Bai had already lived in a big villa, looking at the huge country he had built. Rivals in the same area: "What bullshit good man? He is obviously a black-hearted businessman!" Friends in other areas: "Boss Su is a good person. If he has good things, he will really sell them to you!" Top bosses: "What is the most important thing in Survival? Talent! Wait... Where are the talents? Are they all locked up by Su Bai?" Heroes from various countries: "Boss Su, please give me some food! The children are so poor now!" "..." Su Bai: "Friend, do you need a deal?"

[The Fourth Disaster + No CP Group Portrait] On the game forum, a group of old netizens were ready to fight and angrily criticized the open world MMORPG Xiuxianji "Shizhouji" that claimed to beat the three factories for several days. But when they opened the server, they found that the three factories were really a little brother compared to it! The magnificent alien world, the ten continents in the sea, the three islands overseas, and the map that was so grand that it made people dizzy. The magnificent fairy myth, the gods, ghosts, monsters, monsters... There is also a world-class Xiuxian sect built from scratch with the efforts of countless players! * "Master, why is our sect known as the world's number one Xiuxian sect?" "Maybe because... there are too many people?" Fang Xianyu, who restarted the second round, looked at the group of leeks (crossed out) players with good self-PUA ability with a kind face, and was satisfied and decided to lead the players to start killing in the Xiuxian world. The newbie looked at the real-time online number of people - 5 million, and scratched his head in confusion. You call an organization of at least 5 million people a "Xianxian Sect"?

"Black Technology Game City" "Other World Game Production" A game city that connects all the worlds, quietly changing everything with games. Zhuge Liang, Guo Jia, and Zhou Yu led the troops to fight in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms 14", but their lord was... Sun Quan shot Xu Sheng out of bounds and shouted arrogantly: "Anyone who invades our territory of Wu will be defeated by Sheng!" Cao Cao raised the corner of his mouth, photographed Guan Yu, and pulled Liu Bei beside him with a smile: "Xuande, let's see if I, Wei Changyun, are brave?" Liu Bei didn't say anything and silently took pictures of Xu You. The audience kept hearing: "Ah Hao! Ah Hao! Ah Hao!" … Mingjiao taught Zhang Wuji that he played "Double Together" four times and finally appeased the four people who had gotten into trouble because of playing "Break Up Kitchen". … Wei Xiaobao and Kangxi Xiao Xuanzi left the game room in despair, looked up at the sunny sky and murmured: "The sunshine is so dazzling~" … Jingtian, who had not yet walked out of Yong'an Dang, was playing "Legend of Sword and Fairy III" and shouted: "Am I a great hero? Haha! I am a great hero!" … Sun Wukong, who was pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain, was playing "Black Myth: Wukong" and shouted in pain: "Master! I can't tell the difference! I really can't tell the difference!" … There are also a large number of Soul series games that torture everyone equally, a large number of horror games that stimulate everyone's senses, and a large number of underworld games that test everyone's bottom line. All in all, a game! Create happiness with heart (Uncle Ma extends his hand)!

【KPL e-sports as the main + live broadcast as the auxiliary + AG + Dihuawen + rebirth without system + the chosen one + fun and funny】 Lin Jue was reborn in a parallel world and found himself as a substitute side player of AG. The original owner was gifted in games. He reached the top at the age of 14, and was recruited into the AG youth training at the age of 16. Now he is 18 years old and is in the prime of his youth. But Lin Jue was horrified to find that although he inherited his memory, in terms of game operation, Lin Jue was still the ordinary player with ten thousand stars before his rebirth. The only skill that can be called a unique skill is the 0.4w battle against Lu Bu with a win rate of 48 in 800 games. So, when Coach Bao tried to put the pressure on Lin Jue and let him play to save the team from the water and fire. Lin Jue wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart: Coach, although I am a reborn, I don’t even have a system. How can you bear to let me go on the field and be beaten by those big guys? However, after really stepping onto the KPL stage, Lin Jue was shocked to find that he was the chosen one! From then on, the legend of Lin Jue began... Xiaoluo: "Didn't this kid bring 100 sources of trouble at the beginning? How come every hit was a critical hit!" Jiucheng: "What kind of fancy moves does Jueji have? Why can't my Baili Shouyi hit him?" fly: "This new guy is too outrageous. What top-level prediction? I have reached the fourth floor, but he is actually on the fifth floor? Is it possible that he is actually on the first floor? No, no, no, don't tell me that Jueji is on the first floor. I absolutely don't believe it!" ...

The weak rats gathered into a tide and charged mightily, facing an enemy that was almost impossible to defeat. The black dragon streaked across the sky. The fear was suppressed, and he waved the wooden spear in his hand, for faith and for the great god. This is the story of a group of rats growing from humble beginnings to becoming powerful. It is also the story of a greedy person climbing towards the path of god. The humble rats entrusted their faith to the Greedy One, and from then on the Greedy One became a god. ——————. Farming, war, development, god style, newbies and new authors, please support!

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots. What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG? Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave. What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI. What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of! "May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?" Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly. "To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

Wen runs a game company on the verge of bankruptcy, which is a very developed game industry... The quality of the games produced by well-known companies is comparable to reality, and each masterpiece is carefully carved into the ninth art. However, he found that these games are all powerful, the enemy is weak, and brainless pushes can be easily clear... There is no underworld game in the whole world? In this way, where can you enjoy the 'happiness' of the game! For a cool game, it is impossible to get real 'happiness'. He decided to let the players of the world enjoy the 'happiness' of the game." I don't know why this game is obviously so depressed and played so much, but I just can't stop!" " Please be a person!!" Since then, there has been an additional underworld game producer in the world.

You are right, but this is the BOSS of Novice Village. A wandering doctor with 300 vitality, 400 agility, and 500 charisma. He can knock sap, dig graves, and suppress ghosts. The spear throwing is super accurate, it doesn't even have a cooldown time, and it consumes no magic power. As a game producer and publisher, he can travel back to the real world at any time to check the players' plots against him, and he develops faster than the players. Then, even though I don't know how to use it, I can block 100% of other people's throwing items by just setting up my two swords. Then there are cramps, spasms, toothaches, little toes hitting the wardrobe, and a series of vicious curses that are hard to guard against. In short, there are no normal skills! ! !

In 1990, he traveled to an island country in a parallel world and became the president of a game company. Qing Zhiyuan, who had already understood the direction of the next 30 years, could not fail. However, a few years later... Qing Zhiyuan still hasn't figured out one thing. I have obviously made so many landmark games, the king of war chess, the first RTS, the creator of big IP, the originator of online games... But why do everyone call me the father of galgame? Being forced to do galgame is really not my intention!

When the mental patient Qiao Mu entered the strange game, he felt that he had truly returned home. Here, knowledge brings pollution, cognition causes erosion, and belief creates alienation. The more you see, the more unfortunate you become. With endless murmurs in his ears and bright red text in his field of vision, Qiao Mu discovered that he seemed to be able to see hundreds of millions more dots than others. 【Don’t blink! This is just an ordinary trash can. It will never suddenly move behind your back and swallow your head in one bite when you blink. If you don’t believe me, you can try it! 】 [Food made from the flesh and blood of unknown creatures can barely be used to make ends meet when one's life is in danger, but one must be careful not to eat more than ten in a short period of time! 】 [It's hungry now, you have to be prepared. I mean, you're pretty confident about your taste, aren't you? 】 But Qiao Mu knew very well that he was not sick. ——The world is sick. * Keywords: original unlimited flow, Cthulhu, urban legend, running group, sand sculpture, mental patient. This is a healthy, sunny and positive novel.

Kejin traveled to an era of chaotic games, where everyone believed in the idea of using money to buy happiness. Game companies were in chaos, and various methods of defrauding and forcing people to gain money were endless. Countless games could even steal money, but still give it back to players. A card drawing simulator was released. As a fan of games in his previous life, Kejin suddenly felt that the sky was dark. Fortunately, he got the Zero Krypton game production system! As long as players don't spend money, they can get the ultimate reward of the "Complete Collection of Game Design Plans"! Not spending money? Isn’t this easy to handle? Give me MengMeng benefits! Give away 50 consecutive cigarettes during the high summer temperatures! Get 100 draws on the second day after the server is launched! Since the daily active users of this game have reached 50, a set of cool skins originally priced at 999 will be given away! The sister-in-law who planned it has just turned 17 years, 3 months and 7 days old, and hereby distributes 50,000 crystals! My sincerity has almost filled the players. After all, no one will be interested anymore, right? Secretary: Mr. Ke, good news! The new game we just launched has already achieved sales of over 100 million on the first day! Ke Jin: Huh? What kind of good news is this? No, what about the other one? Then the game will give away 100-99 vouchers when the game is launched. Is the sales volume very poor? The secretary looked at the boss's expectant face in confusion and said: They shouted something about a company with a conscience, or it would go bankrupt if it didn't pay, and so on, so they charged it up. That game has sold 100 million copies worldwide. Congratulations on making 100 million! "..." At 3:30 that night, Ke Jin was lying in bed, unable to sleep, and sent a message: Please stop cheating, you are really hurting me... Player: Got it, Mr. Ke said that life is hard, brothers, please increase your efforts! Charge me!