Help! This Savior Is Too Stupid!

“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times. The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait. That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars. Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.” —《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》

I traverse along the pathway of darkness and imagination… Entering the realm born by human imaginations… Challenging Harry Potter’s magic, commanding the great Pirates of the Caribbean. Terminating the Terminator’s strength, tearing apart the Matrix’s Hallucination. Virus is my slave. Endurance my inheritance. Growing and hunting in the boundless universe. Breaking through boundaries in a mysterious space. Desiring evil, conspiracy and betrayer. Who can redeem what was already lost? In a battle of demons, who can leave an immortal legacy? A declining Trump card, Final evolution! I’m… on a journey! We are one!

[Pure villain + abnormal containment + group portrait + no heroine + not brainless + protagonist cautious] Everything started from a dream of his fall, and all kinds of abnormal creatures or objects appeared all over the world. He got a right hand of his, which can randomly peel off everything. Countless experiments, increasing abnormalities, holders of other corpses, this world is going crazy! Whether it is to become an omniscient god or to trample the enemy in the dark, he will take the world as his enemy! The file of the Yan State Abnormal Investigation Team reads: [Abnormal 001-"King Zhou"]: Evaluation: Extremely dangerous!!! Confidentiality: Top secret Has been exposed to one of the most dangerous abnormalities among the abnormalities, suspected of possessing many abnormal characteristics, holding many abnormal items and creatures in his hands, and has not been able to explore its own abnormal characteristics until recently. Warning: If you encounter this abnormality, please ask for help immediately! Please ask for help immediately!!!

Wen Jianyan was a fraudster that was best at deceiving people. One day, he was suddenly forced to become a novice anchor in the Nightmare live broadcast room. Wen Jianyan: “…..” A newcomer became the most-watched anchor because he was too good at deceiving people. He lied to his teammates to deceive the audience and NPCs. He could deceive people as well as ghosts. Sooner or later this guy will overturn! There were more and more spectators who were gloating with schadenfreude, looking forward for that day. But…why was the mission in this live room getting more and more strange? 【Senior achor’s side quest: Kiss the evil spirit for 30 seconds】 【Reward: Unknown】 【Top anchor’s main quest: Undress the evil god for three minutes】 【Reward: Unknown】 Audience: Oh, the streamer has mastered a new wealth code? Hurry up, there’s something our paying viewers can’t watch! The top boss approached step by step, whispering temptations: “How is it? Selling CP? We can make the fake thing real.” Wen Jianyan: “…..” I’m sorry, I’m very principled, thank you for not deceiving yourself. — Don’t come here!

[Non-Naruto fanfiction] When you pee at the abyss, the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up. This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun, who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration, who has a pair of Sharingan, and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends, who loses SAN points like crazy, while trying not to go crazy and become stronger, this is probably a pink group, no, this is the pink group! [Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu] [Welcome to join the pit]

A story about working as an agent in the parallel 007 world with the Marvel universe system, being a rich man, and living in a castle.

The world’s top level hacker, Shi Lei; due to him hacking the world’s top military powers during a joint exercise and attempting to steal information from them, ultimately leads him to get sold out by his own organization. This act eventually caused his own death by a missile bombardment. God was playing a joke on him and allowed him to return back to six years ago, the autumn season of when he was still at his university. Being given another chance, plus the fact that he retained his ability as one of the best in hacking technology, Shi Lei decided to change his life! During his previous life, he was only an assassin in the dark. Although such an existence made people afraid of him, he would have to always hide within the shadows. In his new life, not only does he want to be an assassin in the dark, he also wants to stand openly in the middle of the world stage. Creating a world-class super enterprise, he will single handy change the whole world!

Chen Yan travels between worlds, ending up becoming an honorable prince in a medieval fantasy world. Yet this world was not quite as simple as he thought. Witches with magical powers abound, and fearsome wars between churches and kingdoms rage throughout the land. Roland, a prince regarded as hopeless by his own father and assigned to the worst fief, spends his time developing a poor and backward town into a strong and modern city, while fighting against his siblings for the throne and absolute control over the kingdom. Join Roland as he befriends and allies with witches and, through fighting and even farming, pushes back invaders coming from the realm of evil.

Lin Jie, a transmigrator, is the owner of a bookstore in another world. He’s kind and warm-hearted, often recommending healing books to customers who are going through a tough time. From time to time, he secretly promotes his own work too. Over time, these customers begin to respect him greatly, some even frequently bringing local specialties to repay his favor. They often seek his professional opinion when it comes to selecting books, and share their experiences with this ordinary bookstore owner to people around them. They respectfully and intimately refer to him using names such as the “Demon God’s Lackey”, “Propagator of the Flesh and Blood Gospel”, “ ‘Corpse Devouring Sect’s Rites and Customs’ Author” and “Shepherd of the Stars”. “???”

A collection of short stories featuring non-humans! (Six novels that can be read independently with very different styles, just pick your favorite and read along.) ① The King’s Pearl. Jiang Mian was adopted as a child by a professor whose life revolved around researching mermaids. After his father dies, Jian Mian is the sole person with this secretive research. When the research institute captures a ferocious mermaid, Jiang Mian becomes the only one who can get close enough to the imprisoned creature. ② A God’s Marriage. When there’s no longer something to guard, the guardian gods will dissipate between heaven and earth. The sea otter was the guardian god worshipped by the Ice Sea people, but the new era was also full of new gods, and in the ancient sea otter clan, only one particularly large and white sea otter remained. The big albino sea otter lived alone, wandered alone, and waited for the fated finale to come. Until one day, on the beach, it found a living sacrifice intended for a new god, covered in bruises. The great sea otter: a wild pup from the sky! Now mine, quickly tucked away. ③ Dark Sky Sanctuary. Yu Mengzhou is a professional horse farrier. He was born to be close to horses, and all the horses whose hooves he had repaired would put their big heads into his arms to be pampered. Until one day, Yu Mengzhou suddenly fell into a new world. The demonic war horses of the other world were huge and lofty, with black flames burning around them, and the lords of the herd had just started a rebellion, tearing and devouring their former riders, and sizing up the frail humans who had fallen from the sky, baring their fierce fangs – Yu Mengzhou stared at the warhorse lord studded with th**ny bone thorns hooves, hesitated and spoke in a whisper, “Do you need to fix your hoof? Experience price… can be free of charge.” ④ Utopia. Gu Xingqiao did not want to live. He was demoralized and lost everything, and there was no other sorrow or joy in this life. He finally fell into a disused battleship of unknown centuries. After thousands of years of wandering and silence in the universe, the abyssal battleship finally found fresh prey again. He wanted to torture him, give him hope and then mercilessly deprived of all, He wanted to make the other party wail, cry, scream in despair! He … […Uh, why don’t you run away?] Gu Xingqiao: “Why, silly?” ⑤ The Sepernt of Pharisee. Male Echidna x persistent human painter ⑥ Inquire Here. Dragon carrying the evil of all worlds x human royal son who was sacrificed One sentence synopsis: I love you, beyond the stars. Intention: Love transcends everything.

[Sequence] + [Behind the Scenes] + [IQ Overwhelming] + [Group Portrait] + [Crazy Criticism] + [No Female Lead] At the beginning of the New Year in 2026, Li Xiang, a severe schizophrenia patient, president of a coffee shop and part-time employee, said during the discharge assessment: "You have mental illness because the old evil gods who are hidden behind the high-dimensional fog, which cannot be detected, described, or guessed, are controlling your will." "But don't be afraid, the sequence gods I created will protect this world." "001 Fate Weaver!" "002 Painted Skin!" "003 Undertaker..." Attending physician: "Mr. Li Xiang, your condition has worsened without a doubt. Finally, I suggest you try the most advanced hypnosis therapy." Li Xiang slapped his forehead: "Yes, if you hadn't said it, I would have almost forgotten that Hypnotist No. 009 can invade, guide, and change your dreams, and plant hints and roots of evil in your subconscious mind..." Attending physician: "Increase the dosage!" Reborn one month before the advent of the apocalypse, Li Xiang hid behind the scenes to create the God Sequence. He experimented, observed, and controlled... to explore a glimmer of hope for the future of mankind!

In this latest work by Lord of the Mysteries author, Cuttlefish That Loves Diving, be prepared for a well-thought out and detailed apocalyptic, cyberpunk world with a setting superseding Lord of the Mysteries! Our protagonist, Shang Jianyao, is crazy—literally crazy, at least that’s what the doctors said. Living in a huge, underground building of Pangu Biology, one of the few remaining factions in this apocalyptic wasteland known as the Ashlands, he acts in unfathomable ways that’s head-scratching, comical, and shrewd. So is he really crazy? Probably. He has a grand dream: to save all of humanity. Intricately tied to this dream is something everyone in the Ashlands believes in: Deep in a particular ruin buried away by danger and famine, a path leading to a new world awaits. To step into the new world, one only needs to find a special key and open that certain door. There, the land is bountiful, as if milk and honey flows freely. The sunlight is dazzling, as if all coldness and darkness are washed away. The people will no longer have to face desolation, monsters, infections, mutations, and all kinds of dangers. There, children are joyous, adults are happy, everything is fine as they are supposed to be. Every Antiquarian, Ruin Hunter, and Historian roaming the Ashlands knows: That’s the New World.