I Signed With The System For Three Years, And The Band Fired Me?

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Reborn in the past, Era Sea carries the memories of two lives. This time, he will work hard to live a better life and fight for himself. The first breath of the fight was to marry the most beautiful female educated youth in the village!

After Chen Kai was reborn, the system was bound. The first thing to do after rebirth is to trick your female brother Qin Xiaoyu into being his wife! "Little fish, let's discuss something." "Okay! Just don't borrow money." "Be my wife." "I treat you as a brother, and you want me to be your wife?" "Don't get me wrong, I just hope to use my wife's relationship to maintain our brotherhood!" Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently, "It seems to make sense, but why do I feel that something is wrong?"

She is the gold medal killer of both medical and drug repairs in the 21st century. She once traveled through the chaotic and incompetent junk master of the Ling family meridian. After removing her disguise, she rises up! Kill? I can; Make money? I will; Pill? I have; Control the beast? I can! Sister Jiang’s scumbag girl stepped on a straight man, beat a small three, beat a gangster, what do you want?

[Campus, Daily, Single Heroine, Relaxation, Dog Food, Love] Xiaohanhan, who has been helping behind the successful start of the business, suffers from severe social phobia and cannot talk. Lin Xinyu regretted it at the beginning, why didn't he pay attention to the other party's emotions before? Fortunately, an accident gave him a chance to make up for his regrets. At this time, Hanhan's deskmate is only introverted, and can still speak. Then why hesitate? Take the initiative! "Bai Shihan, let me tell you something." "No... don't bully me, I, I have nothing to eat..." "Don't eat, from today onwards, you are my wife, do you understand?" Bai Shihan's eyes widened in disbelief. Do you want to be his wife if you don't give him food? woo woo woo... This is a big bad guy!

【Lingquan Space + Fubao + Farming + Medical Skills + Palace Fights】 Jiang Shuyue woke up from a beautiful dream and found herself in the unfavored daughter of the Shangshu Mansion. Although the original owner was beautiful and talented, she was bullied by her stepmother and concubine sister because of her weak character, and became the most redundant person in the mansion. The selection was imminent, and the concubine sister tried to destroy her innocence in order to seize the qualification to enter the palace. The original owner was weak and sick, and the unknown Hehuanxiang medicine took effect and killed her. When Jiang Shuyue came here, she just took over this mess. In order to maintain her reputation, the family whipped her and removed her from the family tree, expelled her from the capital, and announced to the public that the daughter died of illness. Soon after being sent to Zhuangzi, Jiang Shuyue found out that she was pregnant. There is always a way out. She accidentally found that she had a spiritual spring space, so she resolutely escaped from Zhuangzi and embarked on the road of turning the tide... A few years later, she became famous and returned with a cute Koi baby, attracting aristocratic families to come to her house to propose marriage. On the day of the wedding, the new emperor suddenly came to disrupt the situation. "Sui Sui's mother, you can't abandon me for the sake of love." Father Jiang: "My daughter, come back! To be a queen, you also need your family." Jiang Shuyue: "Lord Jiang recognized the wrong person. My family treats me like a pearl and a treasure."

[Make money and “raise” the male protagonist. Cunning, beautiful, wild female protagonist vs. dark school tyrant, diseased male protagonist] Jiang Mu was born again. Jiang Mo was reborn in 1987, the day her parents divorced, because she was given up by her family and was torn apart by the kidnappers. In this life, she will not stay in Jiang’s house again; No longer have any expectations for grandparents and dads; I will no longer force myself to learn all kinds of things for their praise. Jiang Mu chose to live with her mother. She wanted to make all those who gave up her regret. In this age of hardship and poverty where food is not enough and opportunities and business opportunities coexist, Jiang Mu scumbags, abuses the best, starts from scratch, takes her friends to change her destiny, and strives to make money to support her family. From the unlovable girl movies from the bottom of the society, they counterattack into a business legend, build a business empire, and achieve a life of legend. However, why did the person who was raised at home by her appear on the Forbes rankings? So, I tried to make money to support my family and treat you, but you became the richest man in the world? ? ?

The moment Chuci died in a car accident was bound by a merit system. From then on, only by doing good deeds and gaining merit can he prolong his life. Chu Ci glanced at his ten-digit balance in Alipay, sighed, silently lowered his head and ate a piece of 51 packs of instant noodles. After the meal, he gave the charity an anonymous payment of 10 million yuan. If you have money, you cannot spend it for yourself. When Chuci was eighteen years old, the critically ill old man of the Chu family didn’t know which of the tendons was wrong, so he suddenly took Chuci, the granddaughter who had been abandoned by them for many years, to go home. The Chu family decided that Chuci’s return was to fight for inheritance. Seeing Chu Ci, which totaled no more than one hundred yuan up and down, made the Chu family disgusted. The servants at home wear more decent clothes than Chuci. How could their family have such a desolate daughter? Still want to divide the Chu family’s legacy? no way! In fact, Chuci had no interest in inheritance at all, because she couldn’t spend the inheritance. What’s more, her own assets are more than those of the entire Chu family, and the legacy of Mr. Chu is not rare at all. What Chu Ci was worried about was being able to eat and drink for free in the Chu family. Because of the system’s regulations, if someone invites her to dinner, it doesn’t count as her expense, and no merit is deducted. Then she won’t have to worry about her eating and sleeping problems. Competing for property? nonexistent. Chuci just wanted to make a salted fish in Chu’s family, and mix food and drink.

[Mind reading + book-traveling + sweet love of rich families + CEO + group love + entertainment circle] Jing Yi traveled into a sweet love novel about real and fake daughters of rich families. Fortunately, she could live a rich life at a young age! Unfortunately, she was the vicious fake daughter who was finally retaliated... In the original novel, Jing Yi was adopted by the Jing family since she was a child, but because she was too jealous of the heroine, she did not hesitate to use various means to frame the heroine, and even joined forces with the rival company to persecute the Jing family's business. After being discovered by the Jing family, she was not only ruined, but also lived a miserable life for the rest of her life. After Jing Yi traveled through time, she stayed quietly for two years. Except for the grandmother of the Jing family, she had not seen other family members. She worked hard to become a small transparent person in a rich family! Until she was arranged to the Jing family by her dying grandmother... [Ah? Don't! The family finally reunited, so I shouldn't get in the way! ] The surroundings suddenly became quiet, and the Jing family looked at Jing Yi with a restrained face, with an inexplicable expression. * Jing Yi was still taken back to China by the Jing family. [Big brother really lived up to the title of "workaholic", the Jing family is so lucky to have you! Come on! My second half of life! ] Jing Zeyou silently looked at Jing Yi who was caring about his health. [Wow! A living little princess who loves her brother? ! ] Jing Zeqian silently clenched his fists and looked at Jing Yi who looked well-behaved in front of him. [Jing Zejun and actor Wen are a perfect match! No one can break up my CP! ] Jing Zejun's face turned red, and he lowered his head silently when he saw the eyes cast by his family. #Sincerity is the ultimate weapon forever! # #When my voice has no script, will you still love me? #

"When they first met, she broke into his room and bumped into him just out of the bath. She calmly faced his dangerous gaze and flirted with him wantonly: "Handsome, you have a good figure~" The second time they met, at a grand banquet, she was ostentatious, bullied him with one foot, and then came to his side, and asked in a soft and obedient way: "I heard that I am your shield girlfriend, so brother, can you help me, a tool man~" From then on, there was a little goblin in Mr. Qin's family who was making trouble and provoking him every day. Everyone said that the real daughter of the An family was inferior to the fake daughter in every way. She was a country bumpkin who grew up in the countryside. Even the fake daughter's hair was No one can compare to her. As a result, she and the fake daughter were all slapped in the face by the force, and their hearts, livers, spleens, and lungs were abused, and they felt pain everywhere. People also said that even if the real daughter was better than the fake daughter, she was still a powerless and abandoned daughter who was not loved by her father and mother, and was not worthy of Master Qin at all. Little did she know that her parents who had suddenly realized their mistakes and her four brothers were begging the real daughter to come home every day. Until one day, the real daughter announced that she would retire from the world and go home to take care of her husband and children. Suddenly, countless bigwigs standing at the top of the world cried and begged her to stay... [Wild, crazy, beautiful and sly little fairy VS abstinent, protective and super-sexy president]"

[Invincible + Decisive Killing + Multiple Female Protagonists Constantly Suffering from Tribulations] Yang Ling, who traveled from Earth to the Cultivation Alliance Continent for a thousand years, practiced hard step by step to become a great cultivator in the Tribulation Crossing Stage. But he did not expect that after failing to ascend, he returned to the Earth he had been thinking about. Only to find that in the Cultivation Alliance for a thousand years, only one day had passed on Earth. At this time, a voice came from his mind: [Ding, the Cultivation Auxiliary System is successfully bound! ] [Novice Task: Slap the ex-girlfriend in the face, obtain the permanent ownership of the skyscraper, Honghu No. 1 Villa...] [Novice Task: Defeat Song Ming, a descendant of the Song family (Great Transformation)] "Stop, what is my current cultivation level?" [The host is currently in the late Tribulation Crossing Stage! 】 "You can go now!" [Host, please complete the novice tasks step by step, and you will get rich rewards...] Yang Ling: I... Just when Yang Ling was speechless, his mother called: "My dear son, I have found a beautiful woman for you. She is beautiful and kind, but she is a little older. You should meet her immediately and behave well!" Yang Ling: "Mom, I am about to pass the tribulation and ascend to heaven, and you are doing this to me?" ...

Sky is not born of Shen Huan, millennium is like night. This is a rebirth who wants to release himself, and has an interesting life story after getting a less serious system.