Urban Super Emperor

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Don’t play with your phone while charging! Don’t play with your phone while charging! Don’t play with your phone while charging-tell the important things three times! Bei Xiuzhi’s personal experience, this is how he was electrocuted. It’s just that after his death, he inexplicably occupied the body of a Japanese high school student, so… he plans to study hard, enter a prestigious school, and set a high starting point for this life. It is a pity that ideals are beautiful, but reality is skinny. It is really difficult to study quietly… The grumpy and vengeful enemy of life, the lovely sweet but resentful girl next door, and the always childish super idiot squeezed into his life in confusion. When he looked back, he realized that things were out of control.

[This book is free forever! It won’t cost a penny! 】 Thousands of years later, Blue Star’s resources are in short supply, the starry sky is invaded by thousands of races, and the battlefield of another world opens! 432 countries around the world will randomly select a person, bind a country’s luck, and enter the battlefield! The task of the players is to guard the country behind them amidst waves of beasts! If you succeed, you can get rich rewards. ! If it fails, the monsters will rush into the country in ten times, a hundred times the number! Zhang Xiao awakens the system and plays the role of King Wudang at the beginning! Carry Kyushu National Transport. Kill the monster! Capture the treasure! On the first day, Zhang Xiao resisted the first wave of beasts, and the life expectancy of people in Kyushu was +1 year! On the second day, Zhang Xiao killed an A-level monster and seized the oasis, adding 100,000 hectares of oasis to Kyushu! On the third day…

A garbage turn-based online game that has not been updated for half a year, has a development budget that is seven times that of games in the same period, and whose revenue is only one-tenth of that. A garbage game that everyone has given up on, at the last moment when the server is about to be shut down… a new version was released. The main strategy is Lin Yao. Since then, he has become famous in one battle. —— “The most tricks, the wildest way, dimensionality reduction blow, although I don’t understand what she is doing, but she always earns more than us…”

“Perceive that a person nearby has just died, the name is Su Bai, gain a basic attribute point, Perception +1.” Perceive that a nearby person has just died, the name Liu Zhu, gain a basic attribute point, strength +1. “…” Su Bai, who has just died, is clearing the scene of the crime…

"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?" "I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie." "Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie? "It doesn't count." "The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions." "That means they don't understand appreciation." "Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards." "Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

In the past life, he was an aerodynamic engineer of a well-known company, and in this life, he is a college student of a famous school. When the two identities are perfectly integrated, what sparks will appear. His life experience is also slowly uncovering the mystery, whether he can beat the tycoons of this era, and whether he can stand at the peak of world business.

Traveling to a parallel world, Gu Miao became a hard-working animation director. When he emerged from “Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf” and successively produced many phenomenal and explosive animations such as “Bear Infested”, “Happy Baby”, “Super Beast Armed”, “Guobao Special Attack”, the industry suddenly set off a sensation. There is an upsurge of “traversing themes”. Facing the reporter’s interview, Gu Miao waved her hands and said confidently: “No one knows time travel better than me!” Thus, “Digimon” was born…

Su Bai, who entered the horror game, obtained all-professional talents, which could light up the underworld professions. Ghost teacher, ghost doctor, ghost psychologist, ghost painter, ghost massage therapist… “Miss, please get dressed, I’m your teacher, don’t be shy.” In the vampire castle, Su Bai said solemnly to a vampire girl. “Beauty, please don’t worry, the doctor’s eyes don’t distinguish between men and women.” In the Necronomicon Hospital, Su Bai, who was doing a gynecological examination to a glamorous female zombie, said solemnly. “Madam, please respect my profession, I am a painter, I only sell my art, not my body…” In the Devil’s Manor, Su Bai had some headaches. No matter what profession he chose, his charm value was full. Even driving a taxi is molested by female ghosts. Can you still play the game? …

Rich and abandoned son Li Feng, after experiencing company bankruptcy, the death of his mother in a car accident, and his girlfriend’s betrayal, he received the Goddess Rescue System, and the bronze became king. “Congratulations to the host, the goddess’s favor is +10, and he has obtained the god-level skill “Invisibility”.” “Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in saving the goddess and getting the infinite black card.” “Congratulations to the host, save ten goddesses in total and get a resurrection pill.” From the moment he got the system, Li Feng was destined to embark on a road paved by mudslides!

1-Traveled into the world of movies. I want to be a good person, but I have the wrong villain. 2-Crossing to get a 'killer's cultivation system'. Li Er couldn't help comparing two middle fingers to the sky.

Reborn in college, Ning Chen decided to rely on learning to change his life. Getting perfect scores on exams, getting scholarships, ranking first in competitions, solving unknown conjectures, publishing blockbuster papers... these are just the basic operations of the top academic. Perhaps this is Ning Chen's ultimate goal to become a scientist, conquer cutting-edge science and technology, and influence the entire human civilization through science and technology. Room-temperature superconductivity, commercialized controllable nuclear fusion, space elevators, aerospace fighters... When all this became a reality, Ning Chen knew that he had completely changed this era.