Weird Decomposition Guide

“Do you want to take risks? Do you want to add excitement to your boring life…! Please go to xx to fill in the information, you are a member of our Sacred Pattern Guild.” A magician girl read the flyer. . “President! Run! That guy xxx has lost his love again. He is looking for a duel with you now.” “Damn it! If you become a Sword Saint, you will still lose your love!” “President, that guy said that you lied to him so that he couldn’t become a magician until he lost his love. In short, you should run!” “Damn, that guy even said that I harmed him even though he didn’t have the talent for magic. Forget it, I’ll leave it to you here. I’ll hide from him for a while.” The magician girl saw that the guild leader of the holy pattern was so fast that it gave a small visual illusion of displacement, and quickly passed by her side. The magical girl lightly stroked the magician’s hat, which was affected by the strong wind, and decided, “The Sacred Pattern Guild is really interesting. I decided to join this guild.”

The first snow of 2002 came earlier than usual! After being reborn, Lin Yu, who graduated from Shengmajiagou Vocational and Technical College, decided to change his way of life! He wanted to let Yingjiang know how much resentment it takes to feed nine evil sword immortals! "New Year, New Atmosphere. Let's change the name of our base to Rheinsteel!" "Military to civilian? Let's change our thinking and disassemble the weapons and equipment into civilian goods!" "Here is a tractor, 12 seamless steel pipes, 1 set of special threaded pipe joints, and 1,200 kilograms of fertilizer!" "These are two mobile phones and two batteries!" "Who dares to say that these things are not civilian goods?" "After joining the WTO, we must let them know the power of free trade!" "Insufficient accuracy? There is no need to waste time and money to improve accuracy! Add more medicine! If one hundred kilograms is not enough, add one ton!" "Fighting on the battlefield? People must first figure out their own weight. Come on, use this 120 mm to fight!" That year, the Eagle Sauce soldiers who were used to security battles suddenly found that the familiar world seemed to have changed! Why do the equipment of fellow villagers look better than their own?

The end is coming. Alien beasts appeared on the earth continuously through the gate of space from the beast star. Lin Shan was reborn on the eve of the end two hundred years ago. This life. Facing the vast alien beast in front of him, Lin Shan looked at the millions of soul beast army behind him, and smiled coldly. “kill.”

Top Heavenly Master Su Chen traveled to the 1990s and became a widower with the same name. His wife had just died, and his five children were crying for food. He searched the house and found only ten yuan. Su Chen decisively took the money to Chunming Street, the busiest street in the city, and found a newspaper and wrote: Fortune telling, note: You are not allowed to ask for money. "Grandma, your daughter is not missing, she is in your son-in-law's stove." A day later, a dead body was dug out of a stove in a house on the outskirts of Cuicheng and spread throughout the street market. "Sister, don't smoke the cigarette your boyfriend will give you later." Half an hour later, a gunfight broke out at the entrance of the street market, and the police car took away the vicious drug dealer. "Uncle, your son and your wife are fighting, and you can go back now to see the scene." Ten minutes later, a naked young man upstairs jumped down and tried to escape in a hurry, but was surrounded. ... Some men who don't believe in evil go to fortune telling. Su Chen counted with his fingers: "You are a fugitive!" Gradually, everyone on Chunming Street knew that Su Chen was more than just fortune-teller. This young man was quite capable.

Su Mo is a late bloomer, introverted and not very good at communicating with strangers. I thought that my life would be so dull, but after participating in a national game “Star Ring”. Rediscovered the joy of life and embarked on the road to the top of the throne.

Star beasts invade and earth civilization collapses. The young man who controls the artifact [Moonlight Treasure Box] extracts the inheritance of three thousand magical arts from the world of martial arts, protects the human race, supports beauties, kills star beasts, subdues all races, dominates the stars, and controls the heavens. In the vast starry sky, I am invincible!

This is the best of times. The two camps are fighting but not broken, and the door to the "New World" has been opened. Exploration and development, courage and glory are the background of the entire galaxy. This is the worst of times. The people of the earth have forgotten the hardships and pride of the fathers of independence, and are addicted to the false prosperity of Wen Tian and Wu Xi. They are about to fall into the abyss without knowing it. This was a time before miracles, when Titans sailed across the stars, psykers roamed the void, and Leviathans awakened in the shadows behind stars. The will left by ancient times is not only a legacy, but also a test and even purification. This is the eve of the great era. The dragon girl in the morning light is taking a nap, the boneless and one-eyed goddess of wisdom is still healthy, the female khan who swallows the sea of stars is still dormant, and the queen who is obsessed with all insects is silently growing up. After being reborn again and again, Yu Lian was bored with all the above and decided to be a revolutionary with no emotion, using the workers' Star Destroyers and Colossus to completely overturn the ancient rule of the psychic aristocrats. ********************************** The old book club group has exploded, and the new book club group "Meow Star Club" is 887291431.

Through United States, he was originally just an ordinary person and became a world-famous mercenary and killer. Things are wrong, should he become a hero of justice? Or continue his dark career? “Don’t judge me by the superficial concept of good and evil, I only do what I want to do.” The protagonist suddenly appeared behind the author of the book about Hu Bian’s work and exploded his dog’s head with a shot: “It’s that simple, I’m the Death Knell!

The darkness in front of me, like an abyss, was trembling. The scorching heat of blood, like magma on the sulphur river of hell, chooses people to eat. The intertwining of death and rebirth made Dean vowed to kick all his enemies down the abyss and throw them into hell-let the darkness of the abyss flood them, make them tremble, and let the burst of hell sulfur river swallow them, making They are crushed! I have brought boundless fear, death, disaster! My crown is pouring out of blood! —— Dean Ken

Kang Chi was originally just a maintenance worker, but suddenly got the "item upgrade system". As long as you make it yourself, you can upgrade it! "It's a little unrealistic to rub an aircraft carrier with your hands for the time being, but isn't it easy to rub a lens?" So starting from rubbing the lens by hand, far-leading technologies were introduced one after another. "What do you think is a strong country?" "The enemy retreated thousands of miles and did not dare to cross the pond." “People all over the world are learning Chinese, translating Chinese papers, and reading instructions are all in Chinese characters.” "I am a street sweeper. All I know is that Master Kang has made things cheaper for us, and we can never spend all the money we have. Everyone is happy, so with him, the country is strong!"

This is just a story about a mediocre, ordinary person.

“There are always people who want to be evil!” “The end of the world is coming soon, I must survive!” Shen Cong, a patient of paranoia, saw other people’s opinions on the Internet about the end of the world in 2022, and immediately believed. After which, He didn’t go out of his home, stayed and built his own doomsday vehicle, honed his ability to survive. Until one day, Doomsday actually came.