Diamond Company Shoots Commercials, You Shoot Titanic

Diamond Company Shoots Commercials, You Shoot Titanic

钻石公司拍广告,你拍泰坦尼克号

Author:Hui Huang Huang(辉皇皇)
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After Chen Xiao traveled through time, he found himself a newcomer in the company's advertising department.

The leader asked him to shoot a diamond advertisement.

Originally, Chen Xiao was going to find a way to fool around.

But at this time, the system was activated! Chen Xiao directly obtained the master-level directing skills and the complete script of "Titanic"!

Diamond Company: I just asked you to shoot an advertisement, but you made it into a romantic movie? !

Ministry of Culture: Please help me shoot a drama promotional film, and your "Farewell My Concubine" directly amazed the world? !

Ministry of Science and Technology: I asked you to show the humanity of scientific and technological personnel, and you shot "Interstellar" to reap the global box office? !

But the audience was furious:

"The main character is dead, the main character is dead, except for the main character, everyone is dead!"

"Who bought the trending search for 'Farewell My Concubine, the sweetest drama in the world'? I watched it on New Year's Eve, what a deed!"

"You ripped off the cartoon too? Not even the children, Chen Daodao, are you still a human being!"

"Don't you feel guilty? Your money, your award, your company and base are all our tears!"

"The new movie will be released during the Spring Festival?! Big brother, I'm honest, please let me go!"

...

(Later, "Kung Fu", set up a company to shoot "The Truman Show", and also produced "The Magic Chef Xiao Fugui" and "Home with Kids", etc.)

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