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Kong Ji is in a panic now, because the video of the spiritual energy revival he posted is so popular, and because the spiritual energy revival really exists, he is recruited and asked to compile several cultivation methods. "Me?" Kong Ji can only bite the bullet and start compiling, from low-level martial arts to high-level martial arts, then to cultivation, and finally... What? You have mastered it?

Lin Yu travels through the high martial arts world, where all races invade and are in danger. Because of his poor talent, he was ordered to drop out of school at the beginning. In a rage, he awakened and modified the production date system. In a thought, time can be reversed! [You modify the "realm" to billions of years later, successfully break through the limit of the Immortal Emperor, and cover the sky with one thought! Dominate the ages! ] [You modify the "weeds" to billions of years later, and the weeds will instantly become billions of years of immortal grass. After taking it, you will achieve the strongest Taoist body! ] The enemy is too strong to beat? Directly modify the life span and send the opponent to see the ancestors! Martial arts are too difficult to practice? Directly modify the proficiency, all martial arts are maxed out! Whether you are a martial emperor or an immortal emperor, modify them all! Below the immortal, I am invincible! Above the immortal, zero for one! ... Several years later, when the myriad races approached the blue star, Lin Yu stepped into the starry sky and fought against the myriad races! Holding a three-foot green peak, he slashed the sky with a sword, killed all the races, and shocked the world!

Found the strongest rune on the peerless beauty? Peerless exercises can be picked up through a cave? Lin Chen traversed the fantasy realm and won the system of Heavenly Dao. In this powerful world, Lin Chen’s skills, combat skills, artifacts, blood, runes, everything depends on picking up! “Life and death are bearish, it’s my attitude to life. Doing it if you don’t accept it is my performance art.”

His girlfriend ran away, and his sect was destroyed Ye Xuan was sent to a strange city to fend for himself. In order to survive, he worked as a beggar and delivered takeout. Later, he was chosen to be a live-in son-in-law, but he was looked down upon by everyone. He insisted on being himself, and finally fought his way to immortality, re-established his sect, and achieved the supreme immortal path...

“Ding! The first function is activated, and automatic training is turned on. The training speed is equal to the super evil!” “Ding! The function upgrades, the training speed doubles, the function upgrades, the training speed doubles!” “Ding! The second function is activated, turn on automatic martial arts…” “Ding! The third function is activated…” Is it difficult to practice? I’m sorry that one day of cultivation is equivalent to decades of cultivation for you! Is it difficult to practice? Sorry, I can easily learn countless exercises without doing anything! Alchemy is difficult? I’m sorry that my pill will be moldy if I can’t finish it! … After Su Lang passed through, he obtained a one-click training system, which is getting stronger every second! From now on, sling everything, the world has no enemies!

In the prosperous oriental city, there is a small martial arts hall that attracts the world’s strongest players. The charge there is high, even if it is just a one-minute chat with the owner, it costs 8888 yuan. There are no regular business operations there, and the museum is open for at most a few hours a day, and it is closed at intervals of three to five. The service there is very bad, and the trainees do not get advice from the master all the year round, and they don’t even send out a practice uniform. However, it is such a wonderful little martial arts museum, but every day there are countless strong people who want to join, even if they just go in for cleaning. One day, the president of the Global Warrior Association, who has lived in the mountains for many years, visited this museum. “Baba is going to make a birthday cake for me today. It’s very busy. Come and wait in line tomorrow.” A delicate and lovely little girl said gruffly.

Yo, it’s gone, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, the prince wants to hurt me, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, the enemy country is invading, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, Concubine is waiting for me in the bedroom, it’s okay, I have… ahem… I’ll do it myself. You said that your subordinates are like clouds and counselors are like smoke? It’s okay, my subordinates also have countless followers recruited by the system. You said you have a peerless killer? It’s okay, come on, Byakuya, cut him! You said you have an invincible general under your team? It’s okay, go on, Huo Qubing, fuck him! You said you have a master of illusion? It’s okay, come on, Itachi, fuck him! Now, Qin Yi is considering a very important thing. When the enchanting Daji, my king Saber, placed in front of him. Does he summon all or all? This is a story about Qin Yi’s rebirth in Tianyao Continent, conquering the sky, conquering the land, conquering the sea and the air, and finally conquering everything.

Spiritual energy revives, and martial arts flourishes. Lin Fan, who obtained Xiuxian University, was bound by the system and began to teach and educate people. Can't enter the Martial Arts University without bone roots? It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you. Can't enter the Martial Arts University because of dull talent? It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you. Wait until the alien civilization comes and the martial arts collapse. It doesn't matter, as long as I have Xiuxian University, all the villains will be killed.

[Invincible][Super Cool Article][Decisive Killing] Daqian Wuguo, this world has heavy rain, thunder and lightning, scorching heat, and people are living in poverty. There are also gangs, aristocratic families, sects, and princes who are separatist and trying to win over the world's resources. Xu Hua traveled through time and became a low-level miner. He was hungry and cold, and his life was harder than a dog's. One night, his neighbor's sister was taking a bath, and he took a peek and fell to the ground. When Xu Hua woke up, he found that he had obtained a one-click upgrade system. Others practiced a martial art for three years, but he only needed one second to upgrade. Others practiced a martial art, but he could master hundreds of martial arts.

A thousand-year-old soul, a mysterious and powerful system, Yingji accidentally crossed into the Warring States Period and became the future King of Qin Zhao Yingji. He obtained the golden finger of the heavens empire system, and can travel to different planes. At this time, the Great Qin Kingdom was precarious, and the domestic civil strife continued. It consumed more than half of the foundation since Shang Yang’s reforms. He was also a proton. It was to see how Yingji quelled the civil strife, strengthened the country, unified China, and led the Daqin Iron Army to fight in different worlds. Qin Yourui Shi! Who can compete! Tigers and wolves! Swept the heavens! From then on, Ying Ji began to lead the Great Qin Empire on the road of conquering the heavens and worlds, eternal and immortal… PS: This story is purely fictitious, any similarity is purely coincidental!

Traveling to another world is not a pleasant experience. Thirty years ago, Yang Qingyun traveled to this world. A few days after traveling through time, bandits attacked the village, and he was kidnapped and sold into a mine as a slave. He spent three unimaginable dark years. After finally escaping from the mine, he was cautious without a golden finger, and worked hard to practice martial arts while using the knowledge from his previous life to improve himself. After fifteen years of hard work, he finally reached the martial arts training level and became a first-class master in the Southern Wilderness Martial Arts. However, fate plays a trick. Three years of brutal oppression in the mines had dried up the essence of his body, and the way forward was already cut off! Soon after, The spiritual energy is revived, and the great world is coming! The explosion of martial arts, with more warriors, easier breakthroughs, and a more prosperous martial arts world, has caused the status of warriors in Zangzang realm to gradually retreat from the ranks of first-rate masters to second-rate, and then from second-rate to third-rate, and finally completely be submerged! In the blink of an eye, the results of the previous fifteen years of hard work were finally submerged in the torrent of the vast era, and could no longer make any waves! Yang Qingyun's future was cut off. Even though he was unwilling to do anything, even though he put in more than ten times the effort of ordinary people, he was still unable to change the reality. He could only watch as he gradually became obsolete and became ordinary. Until one day ten years later, Yang Qingyun, who was dragging his scarred body with his temples full of wind and frost, followed the crowd to escape a huge war. On the way, he encountered the immortals and gods in the nine heavens fighting. The horrific aftermath swept thousands of miles and affected him. He was shocked to death on the spot. Annihilation. When Yang Qingyun opened his eyes again, He discovered that he was reborn thirty years ago, the day before the bandits attacked!

As soon as Gao Peng opened his eyes, he saw ancient buildings and a group of people in ancient clothes. Before he could think more, countless fists and kicks fell on him. At the same time, a voice in his mind prompted him that “super automatically into god system is officially activated”. As if he had been baptized, Gao Peng’s weak body was suddenly strengthened and burst out strong power. From then on, he becomes the real NO.1 genius from the well-known rubbish in the city. But he doesn’t know: what’s the secret of this system? Why is it in his body? — The enemy’s constitution is detected as [Tiger Demon Body], and the host will be automatically upgraded to [Barrier Demon Body]! The blood of the enemy is detected as [Red Flame Emperor’s Blood Vessel], and the host will be automatically upgraded to [Yan Emperor Blood Vessel]! To the realm of the enemy is [Great Martial Artist], automatically upgrade the host to [Wang Wang]! The strongest martial arts detected by the enemy is the sky [Blue Star Buddha Claw], and the host will be automatically upgraded to the god level… After activating this system, Gaopeng is not thinking about cultivation every day…