The System Is Very Abstract, Fortunately I Am Also

The System Is Very Abstract, Fortunately I Am Also

系统很抽象,还好我也是

Author:Bu Jie Tian Xian(扑街天线)
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[Task 1: Entering the world of immortal cultivation, you have obtained the foundation-building method, please try to kill the "Immortal Dragon"]

"Brother System, let's not talk about the fact that the novice task is to kill a dragon, there is a small problem, I didn't travel through time."

[Task 2: The end of the world is coming, after awakening the E-level superpower, it's time to show your skills, please try to fight the "Zombie King" alone. ]

"Brother, let's not talk about me being in the modern world, just follow your logic, wasn't I still in the world of immortal cultivation just now? And you awakened the superpower for me, kill the zombie king, me?"

[Task 3: In a world full of women, you have become the only precious man, please try to spread your sweat to at least three different targets. 】

"Brother, I have never begged anyone in my life. I am kneeling down now. Please take me to this world. I really beg you."

...

"Wait, you call earthworms immortal dragons?"

"Wait, can killing in biochemical mode be considered killing?"

"Wait, can humming be considered successful sowing?"

...

[Task 4: Killing demons in brothels. 】

"Hehe."

...

"Uncle, don't laugh, I really came to kill demons!"

"Hold your head and squat! Who told you to stand up?"

"System, you hurt me so much!!!"

...

This book is also known as: "The system can save me from fire and water, but don't worry about where the fire and water come from", "If you can cultivate immortality in modern times, foot massage is also a way!", "I didn't travel through time at all, the system insisted that I did"

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