No Jokes Here

No Jokes Here

此处禁止玩梗

Author:Gu Yi(孤翼)
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I don’t know since when, the stalks in this world have gradually become a reality.

The powerhouses of the Dongxuan Kingdom Dragon Group are like clouds.

Someone was dealing with the Tigers with a sliding shovel.

The man named Long Aotian was blessed with luck and looked down upon him.

The teenager who was divorced, as long as he said 30 years of Hedong and 30 years of Hexi, he can get 30 years of luck blessing! !

Understand the applause, and let the person who hears this sentence forcefully clap for ten seconds.

Are you teaching me what to do? Hearing this, the opposite sex will hand over all his belongings to you.

A person with the title of God of War can summon 100,000 retired special forces with a single order.

City soldier king, library grandfather……

All things that have special abilities because of stalks are called stalks.

As an orphan, Lin Qianan also obtained a stalk belonging to him after an accident.

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