Comedy

Luke is torn apart!

An Optimus Prime, which was rushing to achieve its performance at the end of the year, mercilessly crushed Luke into countless pieces.

The Lukes who gathered together began to try various ways to save themselves in order to survive in the other world.

However, they seemed a bit extreme.

Luke under One Person: "Looking for dragons and dividing gold, look at the mountains, and each layer of winding is a level of hurdle. Sister Baoer, there is a treasure here, get the shovel!"

Dragon Luke: "Eliminate human tyranny, the earth belongs to the Dragon King. Welcome the new emperor Jörmungandr to the throne!"

Pirate King Luke: "Although I deceive my superiors and subordinates, I am greedy for money and lustful, but I am really a good navy!"

Marvel Luke: "In this empty world without heroes and villains, from today on, I will stand in the sky!"

All Luke: "It's not me who is wrong, but this world. I must be a normal person!"

One Person, Conan, Harry Potter, Dead Fire Sea, Marvel, etc...

In short, a lunatic saves the world, you know.

Keywords: simultaneous time travel, fun people, ability sharing, anime.

"Since you have seen the Tathagata, why don't you bow?"

In the dungeon, looking at the fat man with a bump on his head sitting on the lotus throne in front of him, Lu Wenwu frowned and protected everyone in front of him.

[Tathagata Buddha/Demon (S)] HP: 1000/100000000

[Current status]: extremely weak, disguised by flesh and blood, pretending to be calm, skill sealed, nervous

Hehe, the demon Tathagata Buddha in the state of a paper tiger, right? Take a punch from your grandfather Lu!

This article is also known as: "In the dungeon end of the world, I will dominate the world with my fists" "I understand the truth, but it has a health bar! 》

[End of the world][Dungeon flow][Unlimited original][Reckless man][Extremely high purity][Just have fun]

[There are already 5,000 subscriptions and 3.67 million words of high-quality finished works, quality guaranteed]

[Plane Exploration] + [Management] + [Urban Strange Stories] + [Funny] + [Meat Pigeon] + [I am surrounded by beauties]

Tang Rijie, the famous food critic with a sharp tongue, has finished three large bowls of rice in a row. He is sweating profusely while eating, but he still speaks harshly.

"I admit that the dishes in your store are delicious, and the color, aroma and aroma are perfect, but I still have to say that I didn't taste any soul in these dishes! And the soul is the key to the success or failure of a dish!"

Ma Lu's expression remained unchanged, "It's just the soul, just wait."

After saying that, he walked into the back kitchen, took out two souls from the freezer, and stuffed them into the blender.

Ten minutes later, a plate of steaming dumplings was placed in front of Tang Rijie.

"Hello, sir, this is the soul you want, all wrapped up."

In the Marvel world, the Motherland template is loaded at the beginning.

Bai Ye's eyes flashed red: I can do whatever the hell I want!

This is a story infused with positive energy.

[Vest flow, semi-invincible, Conan colleagues]

Interview with the protagonist:

Q1: What is your secret to becoming the ace shark player of the Black Organization?

Jiang Xia: “Take Conan to the target’s house for a walk.”

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Q2: What’s your secret to retrieving the treasures stolen by Kidd many times?

Jiang Xia: “His accomplice is my vest.”

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An interview with the detectives of Kexue World:

Q1: How do you view Jiangxia?

Detectives: “Except for solving the case too quickly + being unable to hold people back, there are no other shortcomings.”

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Q2: As a high school detective, why not join forces with Jiang Xia to fight against the Black Organization?

Detectives (hurriedly wave their hands): “No no no, can’t tell him that the darkness of the world is too heavy for him.”

Even in his dreams, Li Tianming can’t stop himself from laughing! Why? Because, his family pets are all the Primordial Chaos Beasts of myth!

That teeny weeny little chick over there is actually the Aeternal Infernal Phoenix that eats suns! His black cat is the Genesis Chaos Thunderfiend that refines worlds with its lightning. The c*ckroach, well, it’s the Myriad Worlds Deathless Beast that possesses trillions of undying clones…

Followed by his menagerie of pets, Li Tianming begins his ascension to become the number one beastmaster of the ages. He journeys across the many worlds, only one thing remaining constant. No one is ever ready for the likes of his pets! After all, who’s ever prepared to fight a chicken and its fellows…

There is an unwritten rule in the world of cultivators. Even if you are sworn brothers with the people of the Demonic Path, you are not allowed to be related to Han Yu.

Have you heard of the Epiphyllum Night-Blooming Pill? After taking the pill, you have extraordinary talent at night, but you become useless after the sun comes out. This damn pill mixed with water has sent hundreds of "geniuses" to other sects.

Do you want to take the pill that can heal serious injuries but also waste your true essence? A pill that accumulates goodness and removes evil can even cure Taoist injuries, but the side effect is that you have to keep doing good deeds during the healing process, and you can't stop. If you stop, you will die. It just so happens that the giant of the Demonic Path took it.

Being hunted by enemies, you have an eighty-year-old mother, but your words "I have eaten the pill of Pharmacist Han" will definitely be sympathized with. The people of both the righteous and the evil are furious: Damn it, which bastard brought this guy into the circle of cultivators...

Wearing Douluo, with its own abstract system, abstract martial soul, abstract soul skills, and bound to an abstract chat group.

Lu Xian: My soul skills don't seem to be normal.

First soul skill: I am invincible, invincible in BGM!

Second soul skill: 100% of being caught with bare hands!

Third soul skill: Ah shit!

Fourth soul skill: Flowers bloom when flowers meet, chrysanthemums are also flowers!

Fifth soul skill: XX save me, pull someone in front of you to block the knife!

Sixth soul skill: Eye of the Sage...

[Tang Daxian who can calculate: Friends, Douluo World is a fantasy floor tile, everyone remember to take care of the newcomers]

[Tang Daxian who can calculate: Lu Xian, do you want to know the future of your world! ]

Lu Xian:?

Okay, okay! It's the opposite of Tiangang, right!

Reborn in an island country, Dong Yeyu became a wild fox. When he was about to have a mental breakdown, he found that there was a system with him.

He was stunned for a second, and then he was ecstatic.

"The heaven and earth thank me! My parents thank me! I am a saint! I love the world! I benefit the people! I am willing to take on everything! Enjoy fame, wealth and power forever! The immortals receive fame, wealth and honor! All laws belong to me!"

With the ambition to become a god, Dong Yeyu prepared to practice for decades, transform into a human society, and achieve the ultimate goal that cannot be revealed.

Then, he suddenly found that the system had a small prefix.

"Gratitude system, only gratitude can get rewards... In other words, I am the legendary gratitude fox?"

Dong Yeyu was silent for a few seconds, raised his head, and was speechless.

But I am a male fox!

【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】

[This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it]

Cultivation calendar: 17863

Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted.

Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace."

Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!"

Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape."

Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime."

Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. "

The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected."

The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!"

Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..."

The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"

(Comedy anime) Good news: Traveled through time. Bad news: Died. Good news: There is a cheat. Bad news: Can't use it.

Kobayashi, who traveled through "Mosono", thought he had successfully tricked Aqua into getting a super powerful cheat, but unexpectedly, due to Aqua's carelessness, the cheat was not activated and could not be used.

"——This is a bummer!" Kobayashi cried out.

Fortunately, Aqua was forced to come to the next level not long after, and Kobayashi, who successfully activated the cheat, reached the peak of his life (crossed out)... and embarked on the road of madness in life.

"Mosono", "Clockwork Star", "Akame ga Kill", "Cloak Girl", "Chikuro no Misaki", "Re:Zero", "Undying King", "Game No. 5: Zero", etc.

"Dad! Run! Mom is catching up!"

"Running as fast as I can!"

"Stop right there, you two! I told you not to fight in the house! My favorite vase! Blade One Yang!"

"Ahhhhhhh!" X2

Jin: Brother Kaido, Big Sister Lily and Miss Yamato are fighting again.

Quinn: It seems that Brother was training Miss Yamato and broke Big Sister's favorite vase.

Everyone: That's no wonder (covering face)

(The author was disgusted by the clowns in Wano Country in One Piece, and opened this book because he likes the character Kaido. This is a newcomer's work. If there is anything wrong, I hope you can point it out.)

Super detective, great adventurer, little dragon, super human... Martin, who becomes a new character every morning when he wakes up, came to the American comic world on his 18th birthday.

Superman: "Although the letters on his chest are different, Martin is indeed my half-brother!"

Flash: "Although I am the fastest man in the world, I am no match for Martin!"

Batman: "I can plan to include the whole world, but I can't do anything to Martin!"

Martin: "I'm just an adventurer passing by!"

Rebirth as the world's number one sect should have been a perfect start.

But Chu Xinghe found that his path of cultivation was a little different.

Can you be invincible in the world as long as you destroy your own sect?

It's not easy to build a world's number one sect, and it's not easy to destroy it?

Chu Xinghe found that it's really not easy.

He tried his best to destroy his own sect, but every time he made the sect stronger, what does it mean?

Countless years later, at the peak of martial arts, Chu Xinghe looked at the sect that was invincible in the world under his "efforts" and was speechless.

Someone asked him, what made you invincible all the way to today.

Chu Xinghe: "If I say I just want to destroy my own sect, do you believe it?"

Everyone bowed down, and there was no construction without destruction. It turned out that the thoughts of Emperor Haotian were not something that we mortals could understand.

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game.

As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics:

At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players.

But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop!

As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?"

In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview:

"Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone).

"I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

In Indian mythology, the three-phase god suppresses the world.

Many immortals cursed all gods.

Asura has been practicing hard for thousands of years, and every time he receives a blessing, he will attack the heaven and beat the emperor of heaven.

"Hard training, blessings, beating the Emperor of Heaven, how come Indian mythology is all about this process? I am the one who gets beaten and suffers, I quit!"

Indra, who traveled through time and became the Emperor of Heaven, was angry.

then……

"Whoever the emperor likes to be, I don't work!"

Indra said.

"Hey, hey, that's not what the script is like." Shiva, the God of Destruction, had questions on his head.

"You have great merits in the past. This position of Emperor of Heaven should belong to you, otherwise the world will be in trouble!" Vishnu, the protector of the world, became anxious.

"No, Emperor of Heaven, I will bless you, go and beat Asura!" Brahma, the God of Creation, said.

[Game Article] + [Unlimited Streaming] + [Refreshing Article] + [Relaxing] + [Funny]

(No heroine) (Dungeon plot stream)

He changed his job as a professional summoner in the sewers, but awakened the demonic contract strengthening runes, consuming the upper limit of his health in exchange for the summoned beast talent.

Is the summoner weak? My talent is maxed out, how do you deal with it?

I have traveled through time, but it seems a little different from what I thought.

Looking at the petite girl in the mirror, Mu Qingzi was silent for a while.

"……system."

【exist. 】

"Aren't you going to come out and explain?"

[If you can’t become the protagonist, then you will become the heroine. Come on, host. 】

"..."

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Question, how to become the heroine in Dragon Clan?

The story opens in Black Swan Harbor, rewriting the tragedy from scratch and changing it to single.

The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era!

I will be useless if I don’t practice martial arts? Don’t worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly.

Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case…

You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1… You’ve picked them up. Your insights have improved and you’ve gained a beginner stage sword talent!

You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1… You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You’ve also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce!

You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1… You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title ‘Endless Health’.

Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60… You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes!

You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you’re practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness…

That’s when you realize… You’re invincible!

One day, 18-year-old high school student Lin Tian was accidentally bound to the producer system. As long as he bound a partner and trained him to become a super "idol", he would be rewarded.

After meeting Gan Yanyu, a mentally abnormal and paranoid cellist, the two hit it off and started to create short videos, and headed towards the highest honor in music competitions!

So,

"Ode to Love", "Canon in D Major", "Symphony of Fate" and other god-level music came out!

The ancestors carefully selected, quality guaranteed, and brought a little classical shock to the world.

The Coke in the hands of the audience suddenly turned into a red wine glass, and the tattered vest on their body turned into a tuxedo...

As the melody of the two people played the world, they overcame all the obstacles in the music competitions, and their videos became a love variety show that countless netizens urged!

......

In a season of cherry blossoms, Gan Yanyu, who had just won the championship in an international competition, played a song that Lin Tian had never heard before on the stage of thousands of audiences.

In Lin Tian's astonished eyes, the girl put down the bow and smiled like a flower.

"You've written so many songs for me, this one is for you."

"It's called - "Love Letter"."

[Spiritual revival + Lao Liu + funny + memes + single female lead]

Spiritual revival, Jiang Bai accidentally came to the fifth mysterious tidal era. Everything he was familiar with passed away over the years. The world has changed, and the things and people have changed. The careers he once fought for have all turned into bubbles, and the past cannot be recalled.

In this chaotic and dark era, order has long collapsed, civilization no longer exists, and the shadow of death hangs over everyone's head.

In addition to surviving, Jiang Bai has another task to complete:

"Task number: 002."

"Task code: Cicada."

"Task content: Save all mankind."

"Task executor: Jiang Bai."

"Task in progress..."

[Cultural invasion of the world of immortal cultivation] + [Easy and fun text]

Lin Ye traveled to a world of immortal cultivation where good and evil could not coexist, and became a demonic giant who was undercover in the righteous way.

As long as the two sides went to war, he would have no way out.

Luckily, at this time, he awakened the god-level entertainment system, which not only opened up the Internet for the entire world of immortal cultivation, but also brought a number of entertainment devices and entertainment applications from his previous life. As long as users consumed in the application, he could get rebates.

TikTok, Tomato Free Novels, Honor of Kings, Peace Elite, Dungeon and Warriors, Pinduoduo...

In order to prevent the outbreak of the war between good and evil, and at the same time to reduce the internal competition in the world of immortal cultivation, he sold mobile phones all over the world and launched one application after another.

From this day on, the world of immortal cultivation has completely changed.

The demon gate demon girl changed into JK and Hi Si to dance the edge dance, and became a Douyin million-dollar Internet celebrity, earning tens of thousands of spirit stones in a live broadcast.

The disciples of the sect were addicted to Tomato's brainless novels and couldn't extricate themselves. They read it all night, and their cultivation was gradually declining.

The flying sword of the weapon-refining sect is unsalable, and the sect leader sheds tears in the live broadcast room, and sells it at a 30% discount.

The Mahayana master and the king lose consecutively, and stage a single kill offline.

The empress is addicted to TV dramas and has no intention of attending court.

The real identity of the author of Tomato Golden Fan is actually the ancestor of the holy land.

In less than a year, the world of immortal cultivation has completely fallen.

The immortal emperor of the upper realm looks at the ascension pool that has grown grass and feels that the sky has fallen.

[Daily stable update + spiritual energy recovery + beast control + system + relaxing + funny + single female protagonist + cool article]

In a parallel world, Su Chen woke up and traveled to the beast control world to become the Eastern Divine Tiger. The evolution system was awakened right after the game started! It can swallow all beasts as energy bodies! As long as you keep devouring it, you can keep getting stronger! When he was thinking about how to sit and rule the world, he was contracted? ? ! ... "What kind of cute Xiu Gou is this!" "Xiao Ningxue's contract beast is so cute!" "Such a useless contract beast, her talent is basically useless!" ... Human Race Empress Xiao Ning Xue realized that she was reborn, everything around her was so real, and the human race had not yet perished! When she steps onto the stage of awakening, she will definitely save humanity as a king in this life! "Why is my contract beast just a cute little white dog?" "How can I save humans!" "He said I was his shit-sweeper..." "He claims to be the Eastern Divine Tiger, who will be invincible in the future In the universe..." Facing the ridicule of everyone, Xiao Ningxue made up her mind. When Su Chen took action, everyone was ready to ridicule. "woc! What is this!"

"Father, are you looking for me?"

Xiao Yan stood at the door of the reception hall and looked at his father. Xiao Zhan was about to speak, but Nalan Yanran suddenly stood up from her seat and looked at Xiao Yan in astonishment.

"You...you are Xiao Yan?!"

"Who are you?"

Xiao Yan looked at this familiar girl, pinched his chin and thought for a moment, and then pointed at her with sudden realization.

"Little foodie!!!"

"Who is little foodie?!"

Hearing Xiao Yan's address to her, Nalan Yanran's face instantly turned red, full of shame and anger.

And this scene, whether in the reception hall or outside the reception hall, everyone was dumbfounded.

Look at this look...these two young people know each other?

Just when everyone was in doubt, the blush on Nalan Yanran's face subsided, her face became extremely serious, turned to look at Xiao Zhan, clasped her hands and said firmly.

"Uncle! Yanran came here today for only one purpose!"

Hearing Nalan Yanran speak, Ge Ye immediately reacted and waved to the servants, ready to present the elixir prepared in advance for apology, and was also ready to speak to save the situation at any time.

But Nalan Yanran's next words made him suddenly stunned.

"I hope to marry into the Xiao family immediately! Right now!"

? ? ?

At this moment, the entire reception hall was silent, and Ge Ye's face was full of question marks, looking at Nalan Yanran in a daze.

Young master?

Aren't we here to cancel the engagement?

How did it become a marriage? ? ?