I Just Wanted To Retire and I Was Forced To Become a General

Chapter 373 Kabuki Is Supposed to Make People Laugh

Contacting the mayor of Funny Town, and thinking about what Old K did, this lion is obviously related to the person who made the sculpture in the town, even a very close relationship.

A year ago, with this guy's strength, he should be able to quickly get rid of Old K.

Was it because of something that he didn't make a move at the time?

"By the way, what's the name of that person..."

Old K rubbed his chin, thought for a while, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I can't remember, but the song and dance performance is pretty bad."

"Goro, it's not bad!"

Suddenly, the lion spoke.

Those cloudy eyes stared straight at Old K, and the human words came out of his mouth, "He is the most powerful Kabuki!"

"Say... spoke?!"

Old K was startled, and then became angry. He pushed away the guards and civilians, and walked forward while shouting:

"The most powerful one, the most powerful one is in my palace! Only the kabuki that I admit can be called the strongest. Your Goro must have failed my professional review team, the guy who was screened out by me, Say what is the strongest!"

"Roar!"

When old K was advancing, the lion suddenly jumped up and rushed towards old K.

"Help!"

Old K was shocked and was thrown down by the lion. However, at this moment, the guards reacted and pulled the trigger facing the still huge golden lion.

Like rain of bullets, it hit the lion's body, dotting it with bloody flowers.

"Don't, don't eat me, I haven't ascended the throne yet!" Old K looked at the huge mouth that was getting closer and closer, crying mournfully.

The lion stared at Old K condescendingly, with disdain in his eyes, it slowly said: "You who know nothing, why can you decide the life and death of the most powerful Kabuki."

It let go of the paw holding Old K, turned around, and staggered backwards.

This time, Kuro didn't stop him.

In fact, when it fell on Old K, Kuro could stop it, but he was too lazy to do it.

If it was this scumbag, he could pretend not to see it, and the moment the lion fell down, it seemed that it lost its murderous intent.

What?

Did I just say that if I hurt one person, it's not called Lucy Clow?

Bad guys are not people.

For the sake of a kabuki actor, he deliberately lied to him in order to execute him?

Craw couldn't tell whether it was boring or bad.

In short, it is right not to be human.

The golden lion passed Kuro and stepped forward step by step. Kuro moved, and finally sighed, put Qiushui in the sheath, and just watched quietly.

The lion's pace is very slow, and with each step, the color of the hair will lose a bit of color.

It walked to the place where the stone ball was broken before, and there was its long naginata.

It looked at the long naginata, remained silent for a while, and suddenly turned into the form of a lion ape.

The body seemed to be unable to bear the huge size. After turning into a lion ape? It knelt down hard, as if withered? The hair completely lost its color.

"Roar!"

Lion Ape let out a loud roar, as if he lifted his spirits, picked up the naginata, and used it to prop himself up slowly.

Then, it turned around a little bit, looked at the old K who was being lifted up, and was still in shock, and said: "Is it force? Or identity? Just because of this? You have seen it now. I have force? I also have identity." , those beasts respect me as king..."

"But that kind of stuff, it's not kabuki."

It picked up the naginata, stretched out one hand to the front, bent one foot, and hopped the other foot randomly. The blood-stained animal face was like red makeup, showing a funny expression.

Then, it danced weirdly.

"Can... Noh play?"

Fanny on the city wall was taken aback when she saw the lion ape's movements, "Eh? Why did you perform this?"

As a native of Shuangma Country, Fanny is well aware of the types of musicals in her country.

This is Noh.

It's just that she didn't understand, the fight was so fierce just now, facing the attack of that navy level, she should have died a long time ago, but she has survived until now, just to perform a Noh play?

In the end, why?

The performance of the lion ape is very clumsy. The imposing figure and blood-stained body don't match this funny song and dance drama at all. When it comes to weird movements, it makes people laugh a little bit.

"puff!"

A person finally couldn't help laughing, he covered his mouth, trying not to let himself laugh out loud.

"No, I can't help it!"

"This guy...it's so huge, it's frightening to death, but he can actually perform such a dance!"

"Hahaha!"

As if firecrackers were lit, everyone watching couldn't help laughing.

It's not how funny the performance is, it's just that the monster was so scary just now, and now it's performing Noh, it has a special sense of humor.

All of a sudden, the terrifying atmosphere was diluted by the performance of the lion ape.

"Hahahaha! What are you doing, monster!"

Old K had just recovered, when he saw the clumsy dance of the lion ape, he clutched his belly and sneered, "You are not a song and dance! Music and dance should be elegant, you funny clown!"

The lion ape ignored him, just jumped clumsily and continued to dance.

This appearance made the laughter grow louder.

"This monster is really...hahaha, it's too funny, and now, is it just for dancing? The thinking of a beast is really..."

Sazier was also laughing, before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and couldn't help shivering.

Craw stared at him.

"Is it funny?" he asked blankly.

Sazier nodded subconsciously, and when he realized it, he shook his head suddenly, "It's not funny."

The anger in his eyes made him dare not make mistakes.

Ku Luo turned his head, looked at the lion ape, and said, "It's not funny, you laugh for me too, louder."

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Sazier pursed his lips, he was obviously smiling just now, so don't stare...

"Hahaha..." Sazir laughed as if crying.

Kuro also smiled at this time, looking at the lion ape.

The lion ape turns around, looking at those who laugh because of its dance,

It looked at those people who laughed because of its dance, and shouted while dancing: "Kabuki is something that makes people smile. No matter what kind of laughter it is, there is no distinction between elegance and low speed!"

These words made those kabuki actors who gathered in the crowd and laughed more happily than anyone else look weird, and they looked at each other, feeling a little guilty.

With a slap, the lion ape's feet must be fixed, as if echoing drums and chords sounded, it suddenly opened its five fingers, turned its head around, suddenly paused, and opened its mouth and shouted: "Huh~ yo!"

Human Goro...

I made people laugh, so when I face you again, I can proudly say...

"I, Shishi Goro, have graduated..."

It spoke softly with an indiscernible voice, then maintained this shape and never moved again.

The breath of life disappeared.

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