Chapter 3389 Mushroom

If it was Patricia before, Ye Fan would have chatted directly.

But right now, this woman gave him a feeling that he didn't know where to start.

"You...you should say something anyway, don't stare at it all the time." Patricia lowered her head and said in a low voice, "I'm already very nervous."

Ye Fan scratched his head, held back for a long time, and said, "You look good today."

Patricia's face gradually turned red and hot, "Do you want to tell me? It's so hypocritical..."

"Why is it hypocritical?"

"It's not that I don't know those people in your family. I look like this now. My face is fine, but my figure...just...just..."

"It's not in a hurry, and it can grow. I'm willing to wait," Ye Fan said.

Patricia threw a bouquet of flowers directly on Ye Fan.

"I'm small, it's none of your business!"

Ye Fan laughed and said, "This is how you look like the God Race princess I know, your cautious look just now is not like you at all."

Only then did Patricia know that the man deliberately provoked her.

"Hmph, I also know that you are a majestic sword god, and you don't like a princess from a decaying royal family like us. If you despise me, just say it."

As he said that, he looked at Ye Fan with a guilty conscience.

Ye Fan couldn't help but sigh with emotion, in his eyes at the beginning, what a superior existence this protoss princess was.

Although when I was on the earth, I beat and scolded, but deep down, I still felt that I was not on the same level as myself.

But now, Princess Tianshen is so reserved in front of him.

"Patricia", Ye Fan sat by the bed and asked, "Marry me, they didn't force you, did they?"

After a moment of silence, Patricia said: "No one forced me, I know, this is the best choice for the Celestials."

Ye Fan nodded and said with a smile: "At the beginning I pretended to be Long Wu and became your son-in-law."

"Unexpectedly, in the end, you really married me..."

"What are you talking about... At the beginning, because of your nonsense, I was rumored by many people, saying that I was so domineering, and scared away the son-in-law."

Patricia gave Ye Fan a white look, "Since I met you, nothing good has happened since I started on Earth."

Ye Fan laughed and said, "You are married to the Sword God, isn't that a good thing?"

"Fart sword god! I don't care..." Patricia muttered.

"In your eyes, I'm still that humble human being in that low-level plane, am I?" Ye Fan said with a half-smile.

Patricia remembered the various scenes when they first met, and now it seems that it is really funny.

"Yeah! You are a lowly human being, and you are allowed to marry this princess, it's cheap for you!"

Seeing this woman's arrogant appearance, Ye Fan immediately picked her up and put her on his lap.

Several slaps were slapped down hard, making repeated noises!

"Ah! Dead Ye Fan, what are you doing?"

"If you continue to speak disrespectfully to your husband like this, I'll smash your ass!"

"you dare!?"

"Why don't I dare? Back then on Earth, I dared to beat you. What right do you have to resist now?"

Ye Fan chuckled and said, "Whether it's Taiji or Taishi, Patricia, you are completely in my hands!"

Patricia's face was tender and beautiful, "You...you devil! Scoundrel! Shameless!"

Although it was a beating, the atmosphere was obviously more like flirting.

In fact, when Ye Fan was pretending to be the son-in-law, the two of them were in the Palatine Imperial City, and there was a feeling that the window paper was afraid to pierce.

Now that "the name is justified", Ye Fan naturally has more courage.

It's just that the two of them never really fell in love after all, and they couldn't let go of their hands all of a sudden.

The room fell silent again.

After a while, Patricia couldn't hold on anymore.

"I... I'm going to change my clothes."

Patricia ran off on the pretext of changing her wedding dress.

"Then I'll go to practice, you are busy with your work," Ye Fan stood up.

"Hey! Are you going out?" Patricia asked.

"Aren't you going to change clothes?"

"Tonight is our wedding night anyway, you... you left me here, how shameful it is to spread the word!"

Patricia blushed and said, "Did Su Qingxue warn you to leave at night?"

"What are you thinking, how could Qingxue's EQ be so low?" Ye Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Let me explain in advance, it's not that I want you to stay, but at least you should save face for our Celestial Race and don't leave me alone," Patricia said.

Ye Fan had no choice but to stay and looked at his phone on the bed.

After a while, Patricia changed into more conservative home clothes and came out.

She also thought a lot about whether she should wear sexy pajamas, but when she thought about it carefully, if Ye Fan didn't plan to have "in-depth communication" with her, wouldn't she be too ashamed?

So, to be on the safe side, Patricia still chose more ordinary clothes.

"What are you looking at?"

"Oh... On the Sword Ranking..."

Ye Fan was still interested in the top ten guys on the list, so he searched for some information about them.

It was found that the celebrities on the list already had a large number of fans on the Internet.

"Are you also looking at the sword list? Could it be that you are the number one 'Canjian'? This rustic name, I always think it fits your temperament!"

"Can Jian is not me... Wait! Why is my temperament so bad?"

Ye Fan glared at the woman, "Looking at you, you also know the Sword Discourse List?"

"Nonsense, one of the hottest topics in the universe right now, who doesn't know about it?"

"On our Protoss side, it seems that Lunjiantai is also slowly approaching. Several big companies of our Protoss are negotiating with Yunyun Group."

"If we all open up cooperation in the future, it will be easier for humans, gods, and demons to compete for rankings on the sword list."

"The vast majority of people cannot resist the temptation of 'fame and fortune', so everyone cares about it."

Ye Fan was taken aback, "By the way, it seems that the Sword Discourse Arena does not restrict races. Could it be that some of the top ten are not human?"

"It's possible. Although it's a bit troublesome to go to the Human Alliance to register, but if you really want to try it, it's not impossible."

"You're really not on the list? You're not ranked very low, are you embarrassed to say it?" Patricia joked.

"I just registered, and I didn't go to rank yet..."

Ye Fan had an idea, "Why, do you want to play?"

"Think about it!" Patricia said excitedly, "I've always wanted to play games here since I was in Heavenly God Kingdom. This is more interesting than the online games I played back then on Earth!"

Ye Fan happened to also have a headache and didn't know what to do with Patricia.

If they really wanted to have sex, the two of them didn't seem to have reached that point.

"Then let's make it easy, and let's go play and play."

Patricia was so excited that she quickly changed into a black slim-fit ranger outfit, and then changed her appearance simply.

Ye Fan turned into the original Long Wu, and took Patricia to transfer his sword intent directly.

In Yuncheng, there happened to be the headquarters of the Sword Discourse Arena.

Ye Fan was familiar with the road, and took Patricia to complete the registration.

Seeing the name, Ye Fan almost burst out laughing.

"Cream of Mushroom Soup?"

"What's the matter...can't you?" After Patricia finished taking it, she realized she was a little embarrassed and muttered with a blushing face.

"It's okay, as long as you like it, little mushroom," Ye Fan said with a forced smile.

"You're just a little mushroom! Don't be complacent. This Sword Discourse Arena is for skills, and your emperor-level sword will is useless. When the time comes, you won't be ranked as high as me. Just wait to embarrass yourself!!"

Patricia sighed angrily.

"All right, all right, I'll wait for you to surpass me," Ye Fan seemed to be teasing a little girl.

Just as the two were about to go in and match against each other, they suddenly heard a lot of commotion coming from outside.

"Wow! Broken Sword!!"

"My idol! It's really here!!"

"No, I'm going to pass out! You're so handsome!!"

The number one broken sword on the sword list?

Ye Fan and Patricia glanced at each other and became interested.