858. Chapter 858 Face Slapping Little Whirlwind (1)
The feast begins.
Needless to say, the food and wine are definitely the top-level existence in Longdu.
However, the atmosphere during the banquet was very awkward.
Only the two eunuch brothers of the dealer had a little bit of contact with everyone present.
The other people are not very familiar with each other, so it is difficult to talk about topics that resonate, and they are often silent.
Especially when Yue Junmo went to toast and was ignored by Luo Puti, the atmosphere was so embarrassing!
Fortunately, Wu Aofeng has a carefree and unrestrained personality, after three glasses of wine, he started to talk more.
"Have you ever heard of my idol? Chen Zhufeng!"
Wu Aofeng held up his wine glass and said excitedly: "I really admire him so much! Single-handedly, he stomped on the banker's heart, and his five bodies fell to the ground. It's a crazy, cool and explosive!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone's expressions changed.
The word Chen Zhufeng is the hottest topic in the Jianghu recently. If you have never heard of this name, you will be ashamed to say that you are from the Jianghu.
Chen Xiaobei showed a look of mischief, and secretly laughed in his heart, this Wu Aofeng is really funny, before the young master himself made a move, he hurriedly helped to slap the dealer in the face.
Both Luo Puti and the silver-haired boy Harry showed great interest, wanting to hear more about Chen Zhufeng.
The faces of the two eunuch brothers of the Zhuang family suddenly became very ugly, but they didn't dare to say anything more, and looked at Yue Junmo pitifully.
"Aofeng! How many times do you have to tell me about your unrestrained habit!"
Yue Junmo said in a deep voice: "If Mrs. Zhuang hears these words, you will be too hungry to walk around!"
"Uh...then I won't talk about the banker's head office, shall I?"
Wu Aofeng curled his lips, and said again: "According to the latest gossip! Not long ago, the US Navy's Zach Gerber aircraft carrier battle group disappeared mysteriously in the Indian Ocean! This is the work of my idol!"
"This...how is this possible...the aircraft carrier battle group is the strongest war machine at sea...how could it disappear for nothing..." Luo Puti was surprised, half-believing.
Wu Aofeng smiled and said, "Oh, thanks to your six sects claiming to be in charge of the Jianghu, you don't even know such important information?"
"I don't know..."
Luo Puti shook his head, and said: "The masters of the world have taboos, and they hate being investigated by others the most. Afraid of offending Master Chen, our six sects didn't investigate at all."
"Hehe, you Chinese have an idiom called 'cup bow snake shadow'! It is said that a cowardly person regards the shadow reflected in the bow in the cup as a dangerous poisonous snake, and in the end he scared himself half to death!"
Harry squinted at Chen Xiaobei, and said with a half-smile: "Similarly, that Immortal Master Chen is just an ordinary person! But you treat him as a demigod, respecting and fearing him, what's the difference between this and the snake shadow? "
In the eyes of the blood clan, Chen Xiaobei's identity has been exposed.
Harry said this on purpose to make Chen Xiaobei lose his composure.
Unfortunately, he underestimated Chen Xiaobei's state of mind too much.
As if Chen Xiaobei didn't hear these words, he continued to serve Luo Puti thoughtfully.
"You know what a fart!"
Chen Xiaobei remained calm, but it was Wu Aofeng who slapped the table and said angrily, "My idol is a fake land fairy! He single-handedly destroyed an aircraft carrier battle group!"
"By the way, I also slept with the daughter-in-law of the president of the United States! If you don't believe me, go back and have a look. Now the sky in your United States is green!"
"Nonsense!" Harry frowned and shouted angrily, "Believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation!"
"Don't do this to me! Even if you sue, the court will not dare to try me!"
Wu Aofeng said forcefully, "Let's be more practical, don't you call yourself a nobleman of the United States? You call the president's wife immediately! If you get through, I will kneel down and call you grandpa! If you can't get through, you just need to kneel down and call you daddy." That's it!"
"You..." The corners of Harry's mouth twitched twice, his face turned red, but he didn't reach for his phone.
Because he had heard a long time ago that Niya had completely lost contact.
It's not a big deal to make a phone call, but it's embarrassing to have an extra dad.
"Pfft..." Seeing the scene in front of him, Chen Xiaobei almost burst out laughing.
What is the highest level of face-slapping? If you don't do it yourself, someone else will slap you in the face!
Seeing Harry's husky expression, Chen Xiaobei couldn't help but want to give Wu Aofeng a thumbs up!
"How? Don't you dare to fight?"
Wu Aofeng said with a look of disgust: "You American guys have this kind of virtue. On the surface, you look very strong, but in fact, you are strong on the outside and hard on the inside, and when you get serious, you will have diarrhea!"
Harry's face turned green, and he looked at Yue Junmo pitifully.
Yue Junmo nodded embarrassingly, and said solemnly: "Ao Feng! Please don't say a few words!"
"Young Master Yue! I haven't finished yet, don't you want to know where the president's wife is?" Wu Aofeng said with a displeased expression on his face.
"Go...where did you go?"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone including Chen Xiaobei was full of curiosity.
"It's a long story! Let's start with President Yang Wei of the United States..."
Wu Aofeng said solemnly: "The president's daughter-in-law suffered from a dry window, until she met my idol Chen Zhufeng, that woman finally tasted the taste of a real man! From then on, she couldn't stop, she fell under my idol's big underpants , became my idol's bed warming maid."
"puff……"
As soon as these words came out, all the men in the room almost went up to the ground, and were shocked by Wu Aofeng's brainstorm.
Only Luo Puti believed it, and murmured: "I never thought that Chen Zhufeng is this kind of person..."
"puff……"
Chen Xiaobei almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood onto the ceiling.
Wrong!
Wu Aofeng is such a scumbag, what kind of brainstorming is he doing?
Misunderstood by Luo Puti, how can I happily reveal my identity in the future? I can't even wash it off by jumping into the sea!
"What are you looking at me for, kid?"
Wu Aofeng noticed Chen Xiaobei's gaze, turned his head, and said with disgust: "Tell me about you, you are named Chen just like my idol, why is there such a big difference in life?"
Chen Xiaobei felt a pain in his stomach, and said, "Mr. Wu...you will have no friends if you slap your face indiscriminately like you!"
"Heh, that's why you're ignorant! I'm in the northwest, and I still have a nickname, Little Whirlwind Slapping My Face!"
Wu Aofeng raised his eyebrows, and said: "Unless you are stronger than me, otherwise, as long as you do something wrong, I will definitely slap you in the face!"
In retrospect, Wu Aofeng complained about Luo Puti as soon as they met each other. Except for Yue Junmo, he slapped all the faces of everyone present!
"But, I didn't do anything wrong!" Chen Xiaobei was helpless.
"Weakness! It's a mistake!" Wu Aofeng raised his chin, full of arrogance.
"weak?"
Chen Xiaobei focused his gaze, and asked back, "Are you sure you are stronger than me?"
Chapter 1, thanks to 【ゞBeautiful appearance みゝ】Brother, the reward is here, and the cross is shining! Since the disaster blockbuster "Start School" was released, I have rarely received a million rewards, thank you again! grateful! grateful!