Chapter 181 The Benefits of Being Ugly.
"Crack!" The old man slapped it, hitting the back of Jiang Shengling's head.
"Master, why are you beating me?" Jiang Shengling was very aggrieved, what I said was fine, what's the point of pretending to be coercive or not?
"Hit you? I want to beat you to death now." Lao Tzu blew his beard and stared, and was about to slap him with the whisk in his hand.
Look, is this a truth that people can understand? Originally, he thought that what his disciple had come to realize was some awesome truth, but he didn't expect it to be such a vulgar truth. You can really piss him off, even though he also thinks so, so if you pretend to be forceful, you have to pretend.
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Outside the banquet gate.
The few strong men who were cursed by the two dogs were blocked outside the door by the guards.
"Why don't you let us in?" the strong men asked angrily.
"I'm sorry, letting you in will affect the mood of others." Several guards said while covering their noses, the disgust in their eyes was obvious.
"What? Isn't it just a few farts? Haven't you ever farted in your life?" A strong man rolled up his sleeves, and now he wanted to hit someone.
"How many farts have you been doing? It's been a few hours in a row, and I haven't seen any interruptions. Are your butts made of magic iron? I'm afraid your butts will be broken. This is a disease, and it needs to be cured." A guard threw them far away with his spiritual power, and he still wanted to do it, and he didn't even look at our identity.
Then the miserable few strong men wanted to cry without tears and sat beside the big tree at the entrance of the banquet while farting and thinking about life.
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The banquet provides three meals for free, breakfast and lunch are very ordinary, but also very good, because there is a dinner finale.
In fact, it was originally only a dinner party, but because the organizer had a lot of money, they added an extra breakfast and Chinese food.
Xiao Bai and the others wandered around the city again, and soon it was night.
"The banquet starts now, everyone can act at will, but there should be no fighting."
After a while, someone used spiritual power to deliver the news, and the news caused a burst of cheers in the scene.
"Finally dinner.
"Xiao Bai said happily, the biggest drawback of prostitutes is that they need the consent of others for the meal time, which is far less convenient and quicker than eating on their own.
During the banquet, Xiao Bai and the others immediately attracted the attention of many people present.
"Giggle, which sect's disciples are these little brothers? Why are they so handsome." Just as Xiao Bai and the others were picking out their meals, a silver bell-like laughter suddenly came from beside them.
"It's the fairies of the Biluo Huanzong." Some disciples of the sect took a few steps back unconsciously when they heard the name.
"The people from the Biluo Huanzong practice the way of harvesting the yang and replenishing the yin. The cultivators with low cultivation bases can't last for a few days. These people in front of them are obviously targeted by them. Their luck is really bad." A disciple whispered.
"Yeah, this is the first time I've felt the benefits of being ugly. At least people don't look down on me, so there won't be any problems in this regard." A disciple next to him touched his face, Very satisfied.
"I'm just a loose cultivator." Xiao Bai looked at them and smiled. Of course, Xiao Bai heard the topics discussed by others. Mad, is it our fault for being so handsome?
When Xiao Bai was about to take Ergou and the others away from Jiacai, the female disciple headed by Biluo Huanzong blocked Xiao Bai's way.
"This little brother, can you accompany my sister to talk for a while?" Her arm was almost close to Xiao Bai's abdomen, but it didn't touch it. At that moment, she also used the unique secret of the sect, 'Charm'. class of exercises. The black-robed man lightly touched the saber on his waist with his right hand, and seemed to be ready to do it.
"Cough, don't move around, I can handle it." Xiao Bai said through a voice transmission, of course he noticed the subtle movements of his three disciples. To be honest, the characters of his three disciples are a bit hard to understand.
What happened in the past was nothing to do with you, why do you want to draw swords to face each other now?
After hearing Xiao Bai's voice transmission, the black-robed man pulled his hand away, and silently watched Xiao Bai prepare for what to do next.
"No, this fairy, I still have something to do, I won't accompany you." Xiao Bai slowly walked away from the female disciple.
What a charm technique, Xiao Bai couldn't feel it anyway, after all, this kind of spiritual attack had absolutely no effect on him.
Seeing that her charm technique didn't work, the female disciple was also interested, but she didn't expect this to be a dedicated little boy.
She moved the lotus step lightly and appeared in front of Xiao Bai again, turning her charm to the extreme, and her red lips lightly opened, "Little brother, is there anything more important than me?"
"There are many." Xiao Bai nodded solemnly, isn't this nonsense? If I was really fine, would I still attend this banquet? Are you stupid.
Although prostitution is really cool, you don't need to spend money to eat, but you can't say it out of your mouth.
The female disciple was obviously choked. How could it be that my charm method didn't work? Impossible, could it be him?
The woman looked at Xiao Bai with eyes full of that.
"??? I'm in good health, don't worry about it." Xiao Bai rolled his eyes at him, these people are thinking about things that are not suitable for children if they don't cultivate well.
"Can I ask you a question?" The female disciple was obviously not convinced.
"Ask." Xiao Bai took the meat from the table beside him and put it in his mouth, chewing it.
"If I lose my cultivation base and fall into the water, what can you do for me with your current occupation?" The female disciple instantly changed her temperament, from the temptation just now to the pitiful , the other sect disciples present wanted to go up and give love.
"I'm a primary school student, I can write you an afterthought." Xiao Bai said lightly, without the slightest emotion, he even thought in his heart, "What is this girl doing? Is she acting in a TV show? Why did her expression change like this? quick."
"Pfft!" Some people present laughed out loud.
Some people shook their heads, sigh, let's observe ten minutes of silence for this dear friend's bold speech. They didn't know whether Xiao Bai was deliberately trying to harass this female disciple or what, but as long as they were entangled with them, there was almost no good result. The key If he still said such words, it would be even worse.
There are even saint sons from other sects who joked, "The charm of Biluo Huanzong is just like this, and now even a loose cultivator can't solve it, hahahahahaha."
This holy son can laugh wildly, because his sect strength is almost the same as that of Biluo Huanzong, so he doesn't need to restrain his words at all.
The holy sons of other sects also laughed, after all, there are not many people who can make the disciples of Biluo Huanzong suffer.
Sure enough, the female disciple's face was ashen after hearing Xiao Bai's words, obviously angry.