Chapter 1665 Come Here!
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As soon as Xiao Ran took off his shoes, the stench immediately permeated the entire warehouse.
Even Lin Feng was not immune to the distance of five or six meters. Hearing this smell, he really wanted to die. Even if Lin Feng was a cultivator, he couldn't take it anymore, and quickly closed all the pores of his body for breathing, and adopted the internal circulation of cultivation to stop breathing the polluted air in the warehouse.
"Fuck! Xiao Ran, you...have you never washed your feet in your life? I'm going to throw up! I'm really going to throw up...Wow..."
Even Lin Feng, who was lying so far away, couldn't smell it anymore, but Yang Xiaofeng, who bit off Xiao Ran's shoe with his mouth, vomited instantly.
"Isn't it? Yang Xiaofeng, it's a pity that you don't want to be an actor. It's a face-to-face scene. Although my young master's feet smell a little bad, don't be so exaggerated?"
Xiao Ran sniffed himself, and then said to Yang Xiaofeng who was throwing up, "Although there is indeed a little bit of smell, it should still be within the range that humans can bear! Besides, you are still a warrior! Why is this little bit of suffering so painful?" Can't stand it?"
"Smells a little bit? Xiao Ran, do you have the nerve to say it?"
Yang Xiaofeng, who had vomited for a long time, held his breath and said, "Damn! Xiao Ran, why didn't you take off your shoes when those guys arrested us just now? With the smell of your foot, you can definitely put They were fainted, believe it or not?"
"Come on! Hurry up, Yang Xiaofeng, don't talk nonsense, hurry up...the blade is inside the shoe, you quickly get the blade out, and we can escape..." Xiao Ran blushed and shouted hastily.
"What? You want me...to have a mouth to get the blade out of your stinky shoes? Don't do it! Don't do it! Even if I die, I won't do it..."
Hearing this, Yang Xiaofeng really wanted to die. Just a slight touch just now, the stench had already made him vomit, and now he still has to face Xiao Ran's stinky shoes with his mouth To grab a blade, this is simply the most terrible torture in the world.
"Don't do it? Yang Xiaofeng, I don't have time, hurry up! Why are my feet so smelly? Besides, even if it is really smelly, it should dissipate a little now..." Xiao Ran urged.
"Yes! It has indeed dissipated a lot, Xiao Ran, look around here...over there, over here...these fighters were all in a coma, do you know why they woke up now?" Yang Xiaofeng tried Nuzui said.
"What? Why did they all wake up suddenly?" Xiao Ran also asked strangely.
"This shit still wants to ask? Of course it was all woken up by your feet!"
Just after Yang Xiaofeng finished speaking, a group of warriors who were close to them suddenly passed out with their heads down.
Even one or two warriors whose mouths were not closed exhaled and shouted before fainting: "This athlete's foot is poisonous..."
"Did you see that? Xiao Ran, after being awakened by you, they fainted again. Look, how stinky are your feet?"
Yang Xiaofeng had a mournful face, "Even if I were to die at the hands of members of the Great Sage Gang today, I would definitely not pick up your stinky shoes."
"Hey! Xiaofeng, it seems that my feet do smell a little bit. But, our lives are at stake now! Just feel wronged! Go... get the blade out of my shoe? Otherwise we Both have to finish playing!"
"No! Don't go..."
"Please, Xiaofeng, aren't we the best gay friends? Such a good friend, do you still mind my smelly feet?"
"If I knew your feet were so smelly, who the hell would be your good friend?" Yang Xiaofeng was about to cry.
"Just once! It's life and death! We are only sixteen or seventeen years old, and we haven't even broken our virginity. How can we die here? Isn't it? Didn't you say that you have always wanted to be the beauty of your school? If you die Come on, think about it, that school belle belongs to someone else." Xiao Ran hurriedly persuaded Yang Xiaofeng from another aspect.
"This... yes! I'm still a virgin! It's such a pity to die like this!"
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Finally, under Li Ran's gossip, Yang Xiaofeng was finally forced to accept this strange setting, finally moved to the side of Li Ran's stinky shoes, took a deep breath, held his breath, and knelt down with a frown , groping inside Xiao Ran's shoes with his mouth.
"Damn it! This kid named Yang Xiaofeng is really hardworking! Not bad! This kid! He has changed my view of the Second Generation Ancestor. He can bend and stretch. He can even put such stinky shoes off his mouth. What else can he not do?" What about it? It has a future!"
Lin Feng, who was silently watching from the side, couldn't help giving Yang Xiaofeng a thumbs up, but for some reason, seeing Yang Xiaofeng lying in Xiao Ran's shoes and constantly exploring the blade, Lin Feng's heart was filled with capital letters My heart aches!
"Have you found it? Xiaofeng, hurry up, we have to hurry up." Xiao Ran was on the side, looking anxious, and urged.
"Phew! I found it...Xiao Ran, really...Please, next time you come out with me, can you wash your feet? No...It's rubbing your feet hard? I'm really going to be dizzy It’s over, but fortunately my willpower is strong! Others’ willpower is used in very heroic places, and as a result... all my willpower is to resist your smelly feet..." Yang Xiaofeng struggled to turn the blade After pulling it out of Xiao Ran's shoes, he breathed a sigh of relief, and complained with an aggrieved face.
"Got it! Got it... Now, hurry up and use the blade in your mouth to grind away my rope?" Xiao Ran said with a smile, "It's a big deal. When I go back, I will take the one my dad gave me. A limited-edition signed football for you?"
"It's a deal! Don't go back on your word."
With that said, Yang Xiaofeng picked up the blade again, and sharpened it dozens of times before breaking Xiao Ran's rope.
"Haha! Now, we are free."
As soon as Xiao Ran was relieved, he immediately untied the rope from Yang Xiaofeng's body, and then walked up to Lin Feng triumphantly, and said with a smile: "How is it? Didn't you look very dragging just now? What did you say that we are not qualified? Know your background? Still want to get close to us? Tsk tsk... why are you still tied up when you are so awesome? Look at us, relying on our own wisdom and... yes! Willpower! We can calmly get out of the predicament Freed from..."
"Are you envious of us? Tsk tsk! Are you regretting it? If you had treated us better just now, maybe we would have shown kindness and untied you now! Haha..." Yang Xiaofeng also Wiping his mouth, he smiled proudly in front of Lin Feng.
Sixteen or seventeen year olds like Xiao Ran and Yang Xiaofeng are naturally aloof and self-righteous. Just after they were untied, the two walked in front of Lin Feng, wanting to show off and make a fool of themselves.
But Lin Feng couldn't help being happy when he heard what the two said, and said with a smile: "Oh? Congratulations! But, do you think...you have the right to be embarrassed in front of me now? I didn't want to just now Let me meet you, believe it or not, I am now..."
"How are you doing now? You're just a martial artist on the second floor of Acquired Heaven, and you're still tied up tightly. Do you want to teach us a lesson? Haha... Don't brag, we don't teach you a lesson, you should be thankful. You still want to teach a lesson us?"
Yang Xiaofeng and Xiao Ran didn't think that Lin Feng was threatening or scary at all, but when they were proud, Lin Feng smiled wickedly, and then raised his voice and shouted: "Come here! Come here!" Ah! It’s not good... Come on quickly! Someone wants to escape! Come on! It’s not good... Come on quickly..."
(ps: The fifth update of the extended version is here! It is an additional update with a comment activity of 3,000! Although so far, the activity is 2911, which is less than 3,000, but Brother Huo has read every one of your book reviews! Very happy! Touched, very excited, it's been a long time, I haven't interacted with readers like this, and I have nothing to fight with.
I neglected to interact with everyone, which also caused my personal code word slack and procrastination! I think back then, I was the author of the man of the hour who kept his bottom line at five times a day, and from time to time broke thirty times a day! My nature!
It's been suppressed for too long, so... it's up to everyone whether you can awaken the code-word maniac in Brother Huo's heart this month, speed out, Wutong Dajun Shui Book Review, the water will come out! Brother Shuichuhuo, come a lot of updates... It will be twelve o'clock soon, and the activity will be reset to zero in the new week, but I believe that everyone will quickly reach 1000 and break through 3000... Strive for the first book review activity go! )
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