Chapter 35 Dog Bites Dog
"Hey, hey...It hurts! Dog, you bastard...what are you doing sitting on top of me? I...my other hand was also crushed by you...are you and Lin Feng? That stinky boy colluded!"
It was obviously Brother Pig who was standing by the side, but he never imagined that a dog that was more than three meters away from him would even fall to his side. Moreover, the dog was a burly man weighing 200 pounds. When the whole person was pressed down like this, he broke Brother Pig's other arm in an instant, and fell to the ground and screamed.
As for the other attendants, they all fell on their backs, their noses bruised and their faces swollen. And Lin Feng, who they were going to deal with, was actually unscathed, leaning on his toes and saying sarcastic words with a smile: "Oh! I didn't expect you to understand human language... I told you to be careful, my lord. The ground is slippery, so don't worry... It's obvious that there is a lesson from that pig, and you can still fall, it's a real bull!"
As Lin Feng spoke, he gave the sturdy dog a thumbs up and said, "That... who... oh! It's called the dog! I know you must have disliked that pig for a long time. Right? Taking this opportunity to fall on purpose and teach him a lesson, you are really smart!"
"You...Lin Feng, you stinky brat, what nonsense? I...how could I dare to teach Brother Pig...Don't slander me..."
The dog sitting on Brother Pig blushed and hurriedly denied it. He quickly helped Brother Pig, whose arm was cut off by his butt, and apologized repeatedly: "Brother Pig, I... I just really was I fell down for no reason... I didn't intend to sit on you... Don't... Don't be swayed by that stinky boy Lin Feng..."
Snapped!
But the grumpy brother Pig, how could he listen to Gouzi's explanation, waving his broken arm, slapped Gouzi, and shouted, "Damn! Dog, is it because of me last time? Are you trying to take revenge on me for kissing your girl? Crap! It's because I take care of you in school, you eat inside and out..."
"Brother Pig, you... Would you rather trust an outsider than brother me? I admit that I was very upset when you kissed my girl last time, but that's all over..."
The more Gouzi explained, the more chaotic he became. Brother Pig, who was so angry, lost face in front of so many people, how could he hear Gouzi's explanation? He kicked the dog hard with his feet.
But the dog's figure is also very sturdy, and he has not been injured. He is really unbearable. The suffocation that has been called by Brother Pig for a long time erupted like a volcano at this moment, and he dodged Brother Pig's foot. He mercilessly punched Brother Pig's face with a fist: "Damn it! I'll kill you pig head... You fucking think I'm really your dog... I can't bear it today. I'll kill you as a pig!"
"Oh shit,
Dog, are you really wrong? Even I, Zhu Haoguang, dare to fight? Brothers... give me..."
With a bang, Brother Pig was beaten by a fist from the dog, and his nose bleeds. For a while, the scene in the cafeteria became extraordinarily chaotic. Originally, Brother Pig brought a group of followers to clean up Lin Feng, but now, it has become that this group of people are fighting each other.
Such a strange picture appeared, and everyone had forgotten that the person who was going to be mocked was Lin Feng. Seeing Brother Pig and Gouzi tugging at each other so comically, they couldn't help laughing. .
"Haha... I didn't expect Brother Pig to have today, look... Brother Pig was punched out by the dog's fist and the nosebleed came out..."
"And the butt just now, Brother Pig seems to have broken both arms now... Tsk tsk... Is this still our No. 1 Lieutenant Colonel, Brother Pig? Why is it so miserable... Haha..."
"I laughed so hard... By the way, didn't they come to beat Lin Feng? Why did they beat their own people?"
...
As the initiator of all this farce, Lin Feng calmly pulled Zhang Zhen, who was stunned, and said, "Let's go! Fatty, it's time to go back to the classroom."
"Ah? Madman, you...how do you know the ground is slippery? I...let's take a detour...This piece of ground is really...really evil..."
Being pulled by Lin Feng, the fat man Zhang Zhen refused to go to that "slippery" place, staring at Lin Feng as he walked over the slippery ground as if he was looking at something terrifying.
"Let's go! Fatty...It's okay...On this ground, only bad students can slip...We are good students! Haha..."
Seeing Lin Feng walking over calmly and without slipping, the fat man Zhang Zhen also walked over tentatively, but nothing really happened, he was happy in his heart, he caught up with Lin Feng and said with a smile: "Mad man , It seems that I am a good student too! In the future, if anyone dares to say that Fatty is a poor student, I will be anxious with him... Haha..."
In the cafeteria, no one was paying attention to how Lin Feng and Fatty Zhang Zhen left safely. Everyone was noisily watching the intimate fight between Brother Pig and his subordinates, so happy that it was a non-expenditure! In particular, many of the classmates who had been bullied by Brother Pig in the past were even more relieved.
"Lin Feng... Huh? Where's Lin Feng?"
Qin Yanran, who was in the crowd, suddenly looked back, only to find that Lin Feng and Fatty Zhang Zhen had already left the cafeteria. Such a major crisis was miraculously resolved by Lin Feng.
Qin Yanran looked at the ground on which Brother Pig and the others slipped, and thoughtfully recalled the words that Lin Feng had reminded them to slide carefully before, and wondered: "How does Lin Feng know that the ground is slippery? And... he seems to be very I'm sure Zhu Haoguang and the others will fall..."
With this doubt in her heart, coupled with the doubt that Lin Feng bravely stood up to protect himself in the morning, and that he could recite the entire chapter "Jing Ke Assassinates the King of Qin" after being late, the school flower Qin Yanran suddenly found out that Lin Feng, herself, had been for more than three years. The classmates who have never paid attention to it are so different, they don't look like a poor student at all!
In the midst of bursts of laughter, Brother Pig and the others clapped into a ball. After the anger finally subsided, I completely understood that I and others were tricked by Lin Feng. But when he wanted to turn around and look for Lin Feng to settle accounts, he found that Lin Feng had already left. On the contrary, Brother Pig endured two broken hands, and hurriedly asked several brothers to take him to the hospital.
At this time, the students who were watching in the cafeteria suddenly came to a realization. Why is Lin Feng so confident? Why do you dare to ridicule the school bully, Brother Pig? It turned out that it wasn't Lin Feng who killed him at all, but that Lin Feng really had the ability...
But what exactly is Lin Feng capable of? But no one can say it. If you have to name a name for your ability, it is probably the four words that make Brother Pig and others sound like a curse, "slip carefully"...
(End of this chapter) Urban Super Cultivation Demon