Chapter 26 Women's Breasts
"My brain is very normal! As for the bachelor, don't worry, I'll be afraid of how many girls will love me in the future!"
Lin Tian spoke indifferently, his eyes could not help falling on the other's chest, and he said meaningfully: "Also, to be honest, there is no disease in this world that I can't cure, not to mention breast augmentation, it's a piece of cake! I can do it now. I will help you bid farewell to the B era, and it is painless and has no side effects. As for the cost, it’s all you need to do...and, in the end, you might still fall in love with me!”
"Satyr, just keep blowing it, it's nothing more than trying to take advantage of me! I'm still in love with you, unless I'm blind!"
Tang Qianqian glanced at Lin Tian contemptuously, and said coldly, "What do you mean, are you so short of money?"
Xu Tangge also looked suspiciously. Lin Tian's clothes added up to less than a few hundred dollars. At first glance, he looked like a piece of poor diaosi, but he only received a salary of 100,000 in advance. For a poor student, this is a huge sum of money. , even thinking about money.
"Of course, I'm someone who does big things! I can help you grow your breasts~ I'll give you a discount, just 10,000 or 20,000 yuan!"
Lin Tian said of course.
At the same time, I was thinking about what I, Lin Beiliu, had done, but stepping into the immortal way and walking against the sky is not just a big deal!
"Humph! I see you, your medical skills are not good, but it's a lot of harm! I feel that you have a more genius temperament and like to talk nonsense!"
Tang Qianqian sat on the sofa with her legs curled up, looked at Lin Tian contemptuously, and said, "You want to make money, since you can talk nonsense so well, you can try Guxiangdao on Changling Street, there is an antique street, It's also a place where magic sticks gather, whether you can make money depends on your ability!"
"My medical skills are not good? I think back then, how many peerless beauties lined up to show me their sturdy or petite breasts~ I can't even see them! I really have no eyesight!"
Lin Tian pouted at Tang Qianqian, thinking that when he was in the Immortal Realm, his medical skills were unparalleled in the world. How many fairies encountered strange and thorny diseases, and they all came to him to solve them from thousands of miles away. A mere breast augmentation, and any incurable diseases of ordinary life, it is a matter of course!
In the previous life, in order to cultivate the "Secret Book of Returning Yuan", I have preserved the body of pure yang for tens of thousands of years. In the face of many peerless and elegant women, I can only appreciate their tenderness with my mouth and hands, but I can't devote myself to the town of gentleness. It's really embarrassing!
Fortunately, now I, Lin Beiliu, are practicing "Nine Transformations and Three Lives"!
Lin Tian thought to himself, thinking of Tang Qianqian's proposal just now, he couldn't help but nodded and said: "The proposal is good, tomorrow I will go to Guxiangdao to set up a stall. Equal and omnipotent, when the time comes, those rich people in Bincheng will definitely be around me!"
Looking at Elintian who was full of confidence, Tang Qianqian shook his head and laughed, "You little slut from the countryside~~ Wolf, I think you are crazy about money! If you are a magic stick, you can still Use your mouth to fool around and see who is stupid and has a lot of money! But for medical treatment, let's not say that you have a problem with your skill level. If you don't have a doctor's qualification certificate, who will see a doctor for you? You are a rich person. It's a fool!"
"I don't understand any evidence, but any disease can be cured by my hand!"
Lin Tian didn't care about the other party's ridicule, and said indifferently: "Since you think my medical skills are not good, let's talk about it!"
After speaking, Lin Tian showed a playful smile on his face: "Well, Xu Daxiaohua has recently had endocrine disorders, irregular menstruation, bifurcation of urine and other problems. This is a chain reaction of physical discomfort caused by excessive stress!"
"As for you..."
Lin Tian's eyes fell on Tang Qianqian, and a strange blue light flashed in his eyes: "However, it is often menstrual pain, and every time the pain is unbearable, it gradually becomes cold and irritable, and there is also a chest~mouth, because I often rub it randomly. Pinch, there are also some small problems..."
"Shut up! Rogue!"
Two sweet shouts shot straight to Lin Tian's eardrums, interrupting his words.
opposite.
The two girls, Xu Tangge and Tang Qianqian, blushed and stared at Lin Tian with embarrassment and anger, with shock and anger in their beautiful eyes.
How did this guy see that, is she really not good at curing diseases?
The two women glanced at each other secretly, and they were a little puzzled. These problems were their very private secrets, even if their family members didn't know it, the other party could see it.
Seeing the shame and anger of the two women, Lin Tian smiled secretly, but said solemnly: "Don't be so excited, you are just ordinary gynecological diseases..."
"You only have gynecological diseases, and your whole family has gynecological diseases!"
The two women almost burst out in unison, then picked up the fruit knife and ashtray in front of them one after another, and rushed towards Lin Tian.
"I won't give you the truth. It's really a woman who is fierce (chest)!"
Lin Tian exclaimed and hurriedly dodged. As for the two women, they couldn't beat them or scold them, so they could only escape from the villa in desperation.
Walking in the Minghu Lakeside community, Lin Tian glanced at the people lurking around to protect Xu Tangge, and frowned: "If you want to cultivate, you need a lot of wealth to support, and now the legal and fastest way is to set up a stall. He is proficient in medicine pills, magic talismans, healing, physiognomy, feng shui, etc., so you don't have to worry about making them! However, the materials required for refining medicine pills are too expensive and not cost-effective, so making magic talismans is the best choice. Go buy cinnabar pens and yellow paper..."
"From the current situation, with these secret masters, Xu Tangge's safety will not be a problem for the time being!"
Thinking of this, Lin Tianchao walked outside the community, stopped a taxi, and headed to the street that sold cinnabar pens and yellow paper.
But, as soon as I got in the car, the phone rang.
Taking out his phone and looking at the name on it, Lin Tian was stunned for a while, and then answered the call: "Sister Jian, I'm sorry, I've been busy these two days, I forgot to reply to you!"
The caller was Jian Xinzhu.
"It's nothing, it's nothing, I just want to thank you for saving Sister Jian's life! I'm thinking about when to invite you to dinner, so thank you!"
Jian Xinzhu's pleasant and pleasant voice flowed from the phone.
"Sister Jian, you're seeing the outside world. Don't say it's you. If you change it, you won't be helpless!"
Lin Tian smiled slightly.
"Since your name is Sister Jian, I should thank you even more!"
Jian Xinzhu continued: "Actually, there is one more thing, that is the doctor you met last time, Bai Chengyun. He wanted to see you and said that it was for an academic exchange of Chinese medicine. I didn't tell him your contact information. You know..."
"This is free, and there is no money, what academic exchanges, no interest!"
Lin Tian pouted and refused directly: "Sister Jian, just help me refuse!"
"Okay! But I've been busy recently. I'll call you when I'm free. I have to treat you to a meal as a thank you!"
Seeing that Jian Xinzhu insisted, Lin Tian did not refuse any more and agreed.
After hanging up the phone, he quickly went to a place that sold cinnabar pens and yellow paper. Lin Tian spent thousands of dollars to buy two high-end cinnabar pens and good yellow paper that was enough to make fifty magic amulets.
Now that Lin Tianxiu is low, even if he makes the lowest-level magic talisman, the success rate will not be too high, so he needs to buy enough yellow paper for backup.
Returning to Minghu Lake, entering the villa, the two women were nowhere to be seen, and after finding that they were staying upstairs, Lin Tian plunged into his room and began to make magic talismans.