Chapter 47: Anti-Counterfeiting Master

What, fake face fake breast fake membrane!

Everyone's eyes fell on Jin Mei.

The man who followed Jin Mei also looked at the former in astonishment, frowned, and asked loudly, "Is what he said true?"

"Brother Heng, don't believe this little white-faced nonsense! He just wants to slander me and let us separate!"

Jin Mei hurriedly explained, and finally stared at Lin Tian, ​​shouting hysterically: "You beat me, and you are still slandering me now, I want to call the police, I want to sue you! You bloody little white face..."

"I slandered? Others can't see the fake face, fake breast and fake membranes on your body, but I can. When your man takes you to the hospital for a check, you will know!"

Lin Tian looked as usual, and said lightly: "Also, last night, you hung out with another man and put a green hat on the one in front of you!"

"shut up!"

Jin Mei's complexion changed greatly, and he shouted, "Brother Heng, are you still a man? This person not only slandered me, but also beat me, so beat him up for me!"

"Hehe, slander? The bag in your hand was bought by this brother Heng in front of you, right? It still contains the masterpieces of you and another man last night!"

Lin Tian chuckled, then looked at Brother Heng, and said with a half-smile, "If you don't believe me, you can search for what's in the bag!"

"Bitch, show it to me!"

Brother Heng also noticed the change in Jin Mei's expression for a long time. He believed Lin Tian's words by seven or eight points. He grabbed Jin Mei's bag and poured out everything inside.

When a condom with milky white liquid remaining on it fell to the ground, everyone present opened their mouths wide.

"Is this going to be kept as a souvenir? This souvenir is too different. Only this watch can have this kind of taste!"

Tang Qianqian exaggerated loudly.

The corners of the other people's mouths twitched, restraining themselves from laughing.

Snapped!

"Bitch! Get out of here!"

"No wonder I called you last night and you faltered and said that at your sister's house, it turned out to be fooling around with other men!"

"The first time I broke that floor with you, I felt something was wrong. A first daughter, she was so dark, but the sheets were bright red, I still believe it! I didn't expect that the sewer was repaired! I'm really blind to his mother's eyes! "

Brother Heng slapped the golden eyebrow fan out, and after scolding for a while, turned around and left.

"Brother Heng, listen to my explanation, I don't know how there is more in the bag... Brother Heng, it's not what you think..."

Jin Mei shouted and wanted to hold Brother Heng, but before he had time to explain, Brother Heng disappeared long ago and left with anger.

Done!

Jin Mei lost her soul. Without Brother Heng, she would not be able to spend money lavishly in the future. If she wanted to catch another gold master, it was easier said than done!

"Boy, wait, I'm not finished with you, Jin Mei!"

Jin Mei glanced at Lin Tian resentfully, and in all eyes, she didn't have the face to stay, and fled in embarrassment.

"Hmph, scumbag!"

Tang Qianqian spat at Jin Mei who was leaving, with a triumphant expression on her face.

After this incident, the three of them were not in the mood to go shopping.

Tang Qianqian bought a bracelet worth hundreds of thousands for the distant cousin and returned in a hurry.

"Satyr, how can you see that fake face and fake breasts... fake membrane? How can you see that she has that in her bag?"

On the way, Tang Qianqian couldn't help but speak out of curiosity, and Lin Tian helped her out. At this time, her impression of Lin Tian also changed, from being a dead pervert to a pervert.

Well, that's an improvement!

And Xu Tangge, who was driving, couldn't help but prick up his ears.

"secret!"

Lin Tian blinked,

Said: "However, it's not a secret. I'm a goddess of the generation. If I can pinch it, I can count it. I can see through the falsehood. "

"rogue!"

Tang Qianqian blushed pretty and turned her head to ignore Lin Tian.

only.

Before long, Tang Qianqian seemed unable to hold back her curiosity, and snorted coldly, "Satyr, can you really tell?"

"Of course, the goddess never lies!"

Lin Tian nodded affirmatively and looked like an expert.

"Pfft~~ Qianqian, you really believe his nonsense!"

Seeing the two bickering, Xu Tangge couldn't help laughing.

"Humph, Xiao Tangtang, today I will reveal his true colors!"

Tang Qianqian wrinkled her nose and said, "Liar pervert, guess, guess right, tonight, on my cousin's birthday, I'll introduce you to beautiful women!"

"It's a word!"

Lin Tian's eyes lit up, his divine eyes opened up, and after sizing up Tang Qianqian, a strange expression appeared on his face.

"Black corset, black thong~~ pants, and they're all lace!"

As Lin Tian spoke, Tang Qianqian was stunned, and for a moment she felt that she had no secrets in her body.

"and……"

The strange-looking Lin Tian thought about it for a while, and finally said, "Your relatives are here, so you are entertaining them with Sophie! But...your thong~pants, facing such a large piece of Sophie, seems a little overwhelmed. Don't let your side leak out!"

"Ah...you bastard, you must have peeped at me in the morning! Not counting!"

Tang Qianqianqiao blushed as if she was about to bleed, turned her face away in shame and anger, not daring to look at Lin Tian, ​​finally she smiled slyly, glanced at Xu Tangge, and then looked at Lin Tian who was sitting in the back row again: " Guess what Xiao Tangtang is wearing today, only if you guess correctly!"

At this moment, Xu Tangge, who was driving, almost couldn't hold the steering wheel, and said angrily: "Damn girl, how did you get me involved!"

Thinking of being peeped at by this bastard, of being seen before, of changing sanitary napkins in the alley... Xu Tangge's delicate face was suddenly covered with red clouds, which complemented the sunset in the sky at the moment.

"You... don't guess, today's clothes are very conservative, and they are all made of thick bottoms!"

Xu Tangge gritted his teeth and said with a blushing face.

She was afraid that Lin Tian would guess randomly and say something unbearable, and it would be a shame.

Thicken the base?

Lin Tian blinked, and after a little hesitation, he opened his eyes and glanced at Xu Tangge.

In an instant, his eyes widened, and a violent flame in his body seemed to rush out of his body, and in his lower abdomen, a rush of dryness continued.

Lin Tian was afraid that he really couldn't control it, so he quickly retracted his clairvoyant eyes, suppressing the excitement and charm in his heart.

"Cough cough... I've already said it, I'm a master of counterfeiting! Xu Da Xuehua, you don't seem to be telling the truth!"

Glancing at Xu Tangge with a half-smile, Lin Tian coughed lightly.

"I...I'm not telling the truth!"

Xu Tangge blushed and hummed coldly.

"Hee hee, Xiao Tangtang, you are not being honest!"

Tang Qianqian blinked, smiled slyly, and looked at Lin Tiandao: "Tell me quickly, what is she wearing!"

"Cough...Xu Dajiahua is also wearing a black bra, but the bottom is hollow. The land is fertile, the forest is dense, and the scenery is pleasant!"

Lin Tianbian said that his heart could not help but be hot, and he said with a strange face: "Besides, there is a cartoon picture of a happy sheep behind the little butt!"

"Pfft...hahahaha...Xiao Tangtang, he guessed it right!"

Tang Qianqian burst into laughter and laughed heartlessly.

Originally, when Lin Tian guessed the hollowed-out trousers and the half-coverage, Xu Tangge's face was already blushing, and he wanted to find a seam to dig into.

But when she heard that there were cartoon pictures on her ass, and when she saw Tang Qianqian's reaction, she suddenly reacted and said angrily: "Damn Nizi, did you post the cartoon? You look good!"

After a while on the road, the three quickly returned to the villa.

Wang Ma was not here, so Lin Tian started dinner.

After dinner, it was already eight o'clock. After taking a shower, Lin Tian was still wearing his own casual clothes, preparing to go out with Tang Qianqian for the birthday party.

And Xu Tangge didn't want to join in the fun, so Tang Qianqian didn't persuade him any more.

Knowing that someone came to accompany Xu Tangge, who was still a policeman, Lin Tian was relieved and drove to the destination with Tang Qianqian.