Chapter 2336 Bat Matryoshka
"Oh, Bruce, it's you. Could it be that you knew we were having a party here, so you brought a group of undead souls who couldn't rest in peace to cheer me up?" Laughing wildly patted the non-existent dust on his shoulders, and said openly He opened his arms and said with a big smile full of yellow teeth: "Welcome, come closer to me so that I can give you a friendly hug? Haha!"
Batman will not blindly approach Laughter. His plan is to distract Laughter himself, and then let Diana, who is mixed in among the dead heroes, give the other crazy him a fatal blow.
Since the Laughing Bat wants to chat, this can also achieve the purpose of attracting attention, so the bat hid behind a tree after throwing several exploding batarangs at Laughing Bat, and said loudly:
"Hugs are not necessary, you have bad breath, and when was the last time you went to the dentist."
The hounds beside Kuangxiao jumped up and intercepted the darts in the air like a dog holding a Frisbee. Then the bombs exploded in their mouths, but those mutated bodies could no longer be harmed by conventional weapons.
They just acted coquettishly towards Kuangxiao, spitting out their smoking tongues to lick his shoes.
The Laughing Bat was as indifferent as ever, and seemed very satisfied with Batman's joke, and responded: "You should ask dear Lex, when he was keeping my head, I can't remember if he brushed my teeth. Ah, by the way, how is Luther lately? Have you killed him?"
"Perpetua is finished, and Luther will definitely not be able to escape, but I want to give you a temporary upgrade to the first class flight to hell."
Seeing that the darts were ineffective, Batman moved to another tree and hid, and once again threw some props, such as drones with machine guns.
"Perpetua's demise is inevitable. The only difference is whether she will die in my hands or yours." Laughing didn't even need to take action. The Robin dogs would help him deal with these boring attacks. He laughed and said: "Haha, but guess what is Perpetua's ultimate goal? Did our mutual friend Deathstroke tell you? Hmm? If you beg me now, I might be kind enough to tell you some truth. .”
After speaking, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips impatiently.
However, the real bat remained unmoved:
"We are all detectives. The so-called truth is the most credible only if you investigate it yourself. You know that I will not agree to any of your requests but you still say this. It means that the so-called 'answer' is like a joke. You are a clown. On the one hand, you want to share a joke with me."
Batman disappeared into the shadows, and more undead were being continuously sent by Night Owl and thrown into the battlefield. At this time, the forest clearing was littered with corpses, and the intensity of the battle was unimaginable in the past.
Black Lantern zombies have no fear or fatigue. They just fight endlessly, obeying the orders of the one who resurrected them.
The same principle applies to the laughing new Dark Knights. Madmen are also not afraid of death? All kinds of twisted Batmans are also unable to retreat.
"Oops? It seems I spilled the beans, hee hee!" The Laughing Bat pretended to cover his mouth and casually touched the head of Robin next to him: "It seems I can't continue talking. You have almost guessed it? Please?" How about giving me a chance to shake off the baggage? I guarantee that the baggage will be loud? It's like the sound of the destruction of the multiverse..."
"Actually, there is an opportunity right in front of you." Batman walked out of the shadows in the forest again, already wearing a heavy exoskeleton suit: "Knock me down, or be knocked down by me."
"Hehehehe... I see, you want me to fight you? So you are hiding in the crowd? Wonder Woman wearing a hooded cloak can stab me in the back." The Laughing Bat said. A series of laughter: "I know you too well, and your plan was also expected by me. To be honest, you didn't perform very well this time."
"You shouldn't be so sure." Batman stepped into the battlefield step by step, and all the madmen rushing towards him were punched away: "I expected that you would expect this from me? You know Bruce, but you don't know Bat. Xia."
The Laughing Bat looked up to the sky and laughed? He covered the iron ring on his forehead with one hand and rubbed the spikes on it with his fingers: "Then how do you know that I didn't expect that you expected me?"
"Because I'm not alone? Even if you are me, I have friends who can provide advice? And you only have a group of puppets as your subordinates." The bat suit is still moving forward at a constant speed. The enemies in the way are knocked away one by one and then rise again. No? He is already very close to the Laughing Bat.
The madman tilted his head and sent out the hounds around him to stop the mecha. He shook his head:
"Are you talking about the clown who lives in your heart? Unfortunately, I am the perfect person who is perfectly compatible with the clown's intelligence. Your plan cannot be higher than my thinking. I can bet you that you are outflanking me in a roundabout way. That cloaked figure, it’s not Diana, it’s another puppet. Bruce, we’re all good puppeteers, you know what I mean.”
"The Joker is not my friend, but you are right." At this moment, the cloaked man not far behind the Laughing Bat suddenly made the voice of Batman, and approached the Laughing Bat with a standard flying bat kick. : "But it's useless to answer the questions correctly. This time I won."
One advantage of being a masked man is that as long as you put the Batman uniform on anyone and install a small telepathic generator on the avatar, you can fool around with it.
The Laughing Bat stared at the black lantern corpse wearing Batman uniform in the woods, and watched him operate the mecha, and thought of him as Batman himself, which was a big mistake.
The real Bruce has been mixing in the crowd, using yoga to imitate Diana's body shape through bone shrinkage, wearing a hooded cloak that does not reveal his head and feet, in order to create opportunities for himself to have close combat with the Laughing Bat.
The last time they fought in Gotham, the Laughing Bat lost a move to himself, which proved that he had a certain advantage in close combat. As long as he could hold back the Laughing Bat, then...
However, the opponent easily caught the flying kick, and used his backhand to press Batman down and start fighting.
Fists and feet kept colliding, and banging sounds were heard one after another.
Although they hadn't seen each other for just a month, the Laughing Bat's physical fitness and fighting skills had suddenly risen to another level.
He has become like a superman who knows martial arts. His brute strength alone makes it difficult for Batman to withstand. He can even laugh while fighting and is not afraid to give up his strength.
"Hehehe... I said, everything was as expected. I guess you didn't expect my changes, and you are still looking at people with the same old eyes, right? I am the one who wins. right!"
As he spoke, he punched Batman away and laughed heartily. The Dark Knights on the battlefield gradually gained the upper hand, and the number of black light zombies was decreasing rapidly.
Even though the broken bones made a series of muffled sounds like firecrackers, Batman, who was knocked back a long way and rolled away, still climbed up and rushed towards the Laughing Man again, pumping his fist.
However, this time he changed his tactics. While the opponent was parrying, a pink foam squirted out from his wrists and ankles.
This foam turns into an extremely viscous and elastic solid material when it encounters air.
This is actually a backup plan used to deal with Neptune in the Tower of Babel plan. It can absorb the air and moisture from the target, and is not easily destroyed by brute force.
In this way, the rapidly expanding and solidifying pink substance connected the bat and the laughing hands and feet, forming four large balls at the limbs. Batman then said:
"Actually, you are the one who is still looking at people with the same old eyes. This is the backup plan. Do you like it? Now! Diana!"
Without giving the Laughing Bat any chance to laugh, a black lantern corpse crawling behind the Laughing Bat suddenly exploded, and a woman jumped out of the withered skin. She flew a short distance at an extremely fast speed. , the Vulcan Sword drew a beautiful arc, and decapitated the Laughing Bat with one strike!