Chapter 5565: Generosity for Charity
"Crack!"
I can't remember how many times this is. The nearby space has been obliterated and reshaped again and again. Anyway, these are not important to Deadpool, who has always remained in a particle state.
His voice can be heard in his live broadcast room, but no one can be seen. This is enough. Now he has opened a fish ball bet, asking the veterans to guess who can't handle the girl god or the giant beast first. .
But this is a trap for novices, because no matter which side the bettor chooses, he will lose. The correct answer to this bet should be a tie.
Because 'balance' is dynamic, the relationship between God and the giant beast is mutually restrained and mutually beneficial. Just like the yin and yang fish of Eastern Taoism, in addition to the ebb and flow of one and the ebb and flow of the other, it is still "I am in you, and you are in me."
Dynamic balance will be reached sooner or later, because only when God and the giant beast are evenly matched can the DC hypertime flow be considered balanced and everything can be stabilized.
Elaine came to find the giant beast, wasn't it just to obtain the 'balance in the future'?
In this way, anyone who bets on who is stronger will lose. As the dealer, Deadpool can take all. Even though he is eating virtual gifts on the live broadcast platform, winning is better than losing, right?
"Well, I can't understand it anymore, old guys."
There was no one in the live broadcast room. There was only a cloud of foul-smelling smoke that could barely be regarded as the anchor, but his voice was still clear and reasonable:
"The level at which God and the giant ferocious beast are fighting is not something that a mortal like me can understand, so we can't see anything. We can only see that this place is constantly disintegrating and repairing itself, so this is the real gamble. , hurry up and bet your fish balls, the time has come to bet your luck."
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No one else could see what was going on in the live broadcast room, but someone was obviously persuaded by Deadpool and joined the betting army.
This made the bitch laugh even though she had turned into nothing in the world.
"Hey, don't worry, I think it won't take long for the results to come out. There is no concept of time here, so it can also be regarded as infinite time. As long as God adjusts the flow of time, we can reach the 'final' result instantly. When the time comes, the lottery will be drawn then, don’t worry, it will be all right.”
As he spoke, Deadpool completed his self-healing, transforming from a mass of invisible quanta back into a humble human form. Even his uniform healed itself. It was a very reasonable realization.
Elaine and the gray fog giant have disappeared. The battle between them at a high level cannot be seen in the three-dimensional space, but according to the plan, she will definitely come back soon.
"They have already gone to the super time stream to fight, but since all the veterans have come to my live broadcast room, I will give you a benefit today. Two items are 50% off. There are so many good things to enjoy the flash sale benefits. Hurry up and pay attention , it’s okay to wait all the time, let’s do this, I’ll tell you the number, you guys will count down the time for them to come back, not 998, not 888, just 777, get on the bus!”
The bitch seemed to be possessed by something dirty. He actually started to recite the delivery lines. Even though he only sold his original uniforms to perverted and obsessed people in the past, he obviously still had some skills.
Counting one number per second, it would still take a while until he reached 777. He was just talking nonsense to gain some popularity.
But God did not give him this time, and reappeared with a roar. At this time, Elaine stretched out a hand and grabbed a finger extended by the giant beast, and the two sides began a traditional arm wrestling activity.
Even though the visual effect is a bit abrupt, Elaine maintains a human body. Apart from the glow on her body, she is just a little girl about 1.5 meters tall.
As for the giant ferocious beast, as its name suggests, its body size is very huge. Just one finger is probably thousands of light-years in diameter.
But with such a huge difference in body size, the two sides actually reached a balance of power and a new balance just like what Deadpool saw in the comics.
In the basement of Superboy's house, there are so many DC comics that I can't read in vain.
At this moment, Deadpool knew that it was time for him to take action. As the 'last straw' in the plan, what he had to bear was to add a little variable to the balance when the power was balanced and crush the giant in the shortest possible time. A vicious beast.
"Okay, it's time." He stood up from the squatting position of a migrant worker and patted his butt. He didn't rush up immediately. Instead, he fumbled in his trouser pocket and took out the one with the inferior amplifier. mp3 comes.
He put the small machine on his belt and pressed the play button. He instantly stood up straight and raised his chin high, as if he suddenly had the backbone of a warrior.
I only heard a song starting to play from the small speaker——
"Courage! Duty! Honor! We rally our troops, and in this darkest hour, fighting for this is our life."
It turned out to be the theme song of "Starship Troopers". I don't know where he got it, but I have to say that this song is quite exciting.
He just kept listening until the MP3 player sang the words "Today is the day to be generous with justice". He suddenly pulled out his samurai sword from behind, and twisted it toward the giant murderer in a strange gesture. The beast launched a charge.
Accompanied by the exciting music, he turned his head and said into the air while running:
"I will only demonstrate it once. First, form the Tiger Seal with one hand, and then go around behind the giant beast."
Not to mention, with the blessing of the plot continuity gem, he ran so fast. The essence was that he ran from the previous comic strip to the next comic strip where the result was obtained. In other words, he ran in the blink of an eye. Arriving behind the giant beast.
I learned this trick from Waiter Gwen. That girl can travel through comic books, so Deadpool can too if he wants to.
But now there is a problem. The Tiger Seal has been formed, but there is no hole behind the giant beast. What should I do?
This has to be said about Deadpool's other hand. What do you think the katana in his hand is for? Isn't it just used to make holes? !
Carbon nanosteel is not a high-end material, but it has a restraining effect on those with self-healing ability. It is lacking when used to chop a conceptual entity, but Wade only needs to make a slight dent to make that part look like a person. Just have the 'X eyes' that everyone has.
The katana in his left hand stabbed straight, creating an undetectable depression in the lower half of the back of the giant beast. Then Deadpool caught this critical moment, dropped the katana, formed seals with both hands, and then stabbed forward suddenly. .
Got in, actually stabbed in!
I don't know if this behavior is too evil, and it is included in the giant beast that represents the concept of "the most evil in the world". Deadpool's arms seemed to be without any hindrance and fell into the opponent's body like gray-black smoke. And there was an indescribable force that sucked his entire body inward!