Chapter 1869: Monkey Picking Peaches

"This is a card that many primary school students dream of. My nephew hugged my thigh and begged me to get it for him. I still remember that I spent hundreds of dollars to buy a bunch of instant noodles and finally got it!"

Everyone took a closer look and found that it was just a plastic card with anime characters on it. It was a peripheral product of a popular game.

"Any normal person knows that this card cannot be swiped."

"You took out this card, are you telling me that you want to use it to pay for money?" Xiaoli put the card on the table and smiled sarcastically.

"I took the wrong card, why are you in such a hurry!"

Lin Tian scratched his head a little embarrassedly and reached into his pocket again.

Du Shasha gritted his teeth on the side, hoping that Lin Tian would not make trouble again and quickly take out the bank card.

But then, Lin Tian took out several cards in a row, each of which was a bank card, and each one was more bizarre than the other.

Xiaoli and others on the side naturally ridiculed it and laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

Du Shasha was standing aside, anxiously wanting to help Lin Tian to look through his pockets. At the same time, she was also extremely puzzled as to where this guy got so many strange cards!

Only Lin Tian himself knew that none of the cards he had taken out were his own. They were all taken out from the wallet of the bodyguard he had stolen before through the Heaven-Swallowing Divine Ring.

"Okay, this time it must be right!"

"Open your eyes and look carefully!"

Lin Tian put one hand in his pocket and pressed the other hand, shouting in a mysterious and excited voice.

"Take it out quickly, we are so looking forward to it!"

"Yeah! Hurry up, I can't wait to see it!"

"Hahahaha! I believe this time, it will not disappoint us!"

Several shop assistants shouted gloatingly on the side. The so-called expectation was just to expect Lin Tian to continue to make a fool of himself like a jumping clown.

If before, there were still shop assistants who felt that Lin Tian might really have the ability to pay the bill, regardless of whether this ability was just a boast.

But now, no one believes it at all.

Just imagine, a man with a lot of insignificant things in his pocket and no wallet, who would believe that he can afford expensive things?

"Bang!"

Amidst the laughter, Lin Tian suddenly pulled his hand out of his pocket and slammed the card in his hand on the table.

The counter was shaking because of his slap, and it was lucky that it didn't collapse.

"Cough cough cough..."

The several shop assistants around coughed, and they couldn't open their eyes because of the dust stirred up around.

They fanned their hands in front of them so that they could open their eyes and breathe normally, and immediately looked at the cards on the table.

Even Du Shasha rushed over from the side, "Brother, please don't make a mistake!"

But several pairs of eyes were staring, and they couldn't see what the card looked like, because it was still pressed under Lin Tian's palm.

"Don't be mysterious, take your hand away quickly, anyway, we have been laughing for a long time, you should not care about making us laugh again!" Xiaoli sneered.

"Take your hands away!" Several shop assistants also urged.

"Humph! Take your hands away, let them see!" Du Shasha shouted excitedly.

"Okay, open!"

Lin Tian shouted arrogantly, and then raised his palm, as if the size of the sieve in a tense gambling game was revealed, and the voice aroused people's curiosity.

"Look carefully, who said I didn't... Hey, why are you pressing my hands!"

Lin Tian was talking arrogantly, and suddenly screamed, because Du Shasha, who was standing next to him, suddenly pressed both hands on his palms.

Several shop assistants on the side were immediately anxious,

Xiaoli showed a sneer at the corner of her mouth. Although she didn't see clearly what the specific card was just now, she was 100% sure that it was not a bank card.

"Take your hands away!" Xiaoli said, and tried to pry Du Shasha's two hands.

"I don't!" Du Shasha said anxiously.

"Shasha, what are you doing? Let them go. Let them laugh at us for not having money to buy things!" Lin Tian also urged from the side.

"Are you stupid? You took it out...ah!"

Du Shasha turned her head and winked at Lin Tian. When she wasn't paying attention, Xiaoli broke her hand apart.

As soon as Du Shasha's hand was taken away, Lin Tian couldn't wait to pull it away, and exaggeratedly made a clanging sound with his mouth.

"Hahahaha! I knew this wasn't a bank card!"

"You don't have any money at all. Even if you take out your bank card, you can't swipe a penny. Stop bluffing here. You're just wasting everyone's time!" Xiaoli held the card in her hand and said loudly.

Everyone looked up and saw clearly that the card was indeed not issued by any bank.

"Huh? It's the room card of the Brilliant Hotel!"

"Yes, that hotel is very high-end. Any room starts at several thousand!"

"He doesn't live in that kind of place, does he?"

After a clerk recognized the card, several people immediately started to talk.

"Hmph! A man who is too embarrassed to take out his bank card because there is no balance in it, but still insists on showing off."

"Do you think this room card is his? This place is not far from the Brilliant Hotel. He must have picked it up nearby before!" Xiaoli glanced at the room card and said decisively.

"That's right. No matter how he looks at it, he can't afford to live in that kind of place!"

"That's right, with things like this, I'm afraid it would be difficult to even get a room in an ordinary hotel, so I can only take my girlfriend to the park..."

"Oh, please stop talking. I feel so sad. If I had a boyfriend like this, I would want to bury myself!"

Several shop assistants started talking again, and their eyes of contempt and sympathy fell on Du Shasha, who had made Lin Tian swear that she was his girlfriend before.

Du Shasha was so angry that her teeth were almost broken. Lin Tian was not her boyfriend at all, and he didn't even have a dime to do with her. But such eyes and eyes still made her extremely angry.

Once upon a time, in those years, those people looked at her and them like this...

"Take out the card, where is your bank card..."

Du Shasha gritted her teeth and went into battle herself. She grabbed Lin Tian's pants, reached in and kept digging.

"I can just do it myself. Hey, hey, don't touch it, hahahaha, it's so itchy, hahaha, ah! Damn it! I told you not to scratch it!"

Lin Tian's body was twisting and turning, which made Du Shasha have trouble digging in his pocket. Later, he was even made to jump up and down by a monkey picking peach move. )Download the free reader!!