Chapter 2809: Nothing Is Wrong with My Friend

Although Lin Tian was anxious and wanted to go back to see Xia Yurou as soon as possible to prevent her from worrying about him, the time it took to return was still much longer than coming here.

There is no way, Lin Tian's image at this moment is really difficult to describe.

The whole body was dirty and torn, and exuded a strong smell of sweat. The traces of coagulated blood on the body alone made people feel very uncomfortable, as if they were victims who had just gotten up from the scene of a car accident or a murder.

Not to mention frightening Xia Yurou, when Lin Tian fiercely jumped from the forest to the road, many passing vehicles and pedestrians were frightened into a commotion.

"Holy shit! Look, there's something covered in blood, dressed worse than a beggar, with hair that looks like it's been struck by lightning, and looks like a human. What on earth is that!"

"Hey! This is a zombie! It's a zombie! Have you watched Resident Evil? Aren't all the zombies in it virtuous?"

"This is a typical person infected with the zombie virus. Is this the rhythm of a zombie crisis? Run quickly. If you have to go home quickly, prepare rice, face, and weapons and hide!"

"Wait a minute, let me take some photos to post on Weibo, and some videos to post on Douyin Kuaishou!"

"I want it too, I want it too! You guys find something to cover me and let me go up and take a photo with the zombies! Damn, I have been playing Kuaishou for three or four years and only have a few dozen fans. This time I must take the opportunity to become popular. , let the little girl call me 666!"

Several young people passing by looked at Lin Tian walking towards this direction with bright eyes, as if they had discovered a new world.

"Ouch! What's wrong with this guy? Was he raped by a bear or gang-raped by a wolf? Why is he so virtuous?"

"You think Revenant, there are no bears here, not even raccoons!"

A passing car saw Lin Tian rushing out of the woods next to it. It was so frightened that it slammed on the brakes and stopped on the side of the road. Two middle-aged people inside looked at Lin Tian's appearance and muttered.

"Hello, zombie, don't move around. Let me take a photo with you and make a short video."

Seeing Lin Tian approaching, one of the young men, Nima, excitedly and cautiously greeted him.

"Hey! Let me go first, I want to be the first exclusive on the entire network!"

The other one was wearing tight pants and beanie shoes.

And the young man who looked like a monkey immediately rushed over and got in front of Lin Tian before that person. While carefully keeping a distance, he shouted to the mobile phone plugged into the selfie stick with his face full of excitement and his eyes shining. :

"Come and see, come and see, the only zombie on the entire network, brought to you by my brother Tianyou Guapi, a thrilling close encounter. Those who like it, give me a follow, light up the red heart and double-click it. 6...Oh, fuck!"

Before he finished shouting, he saw through the screen of his mobile phone that Lin Tian behind him suddenly lifted up toward him. Before he could react, he snatched his mobile phone away and smashed it to pieces on the ground.

"Damn it! Don't be too arrogant, or I will shoot you up the wall! Even if you are a zombie, don't drag me around, and don't go and ask around. I, who is known as Brother Tianyouguapi, am not..."

When the young man saw his phone being smashed, he rolled up his sleeves angrily and reached out to touch Lin Tian, ​​who had already passed by him. He wanted to talk to Lin Tian about using only hands and not thinking.

Snapped!

Without even looking, Lin Tian slapped the young man who called himself Tianyou Guapige to the ground and passed out on the spot.

Just after Lin Tian dealt with the monkey that appeared out of nowhere, the young man who was supposed to step forward just now raised his phone to Lin Tian and pressed the shutter.

Click!

Unfortunately, not only did he not turn off the shutter, he also didn't even turn off the flash.

Lin Tian was immediately attracted by the flash of light and the sound of the shutter, and turned to look at him who was standing frozen to the side.

Gulu!

The man swallowed hard.

Lin Tian jumped up and performed a gorgeous roundhouse kick in the air. He directly kicked the mobile phone still held tightly in the opponent's hand and flew far away. After drawing a parabola in the sky that shimmered in the morning sun, he disappeared without a trace.

thump!

There was no need for Lin Tian to greet him anymore. The young man's knees softened and he knelt down in front of Lin Tian. He didn't want to be like that Tianyou Guapi brother, who lost his phone and received a slap in the face!

Then it will really become a melon!

Zombies know martial arts, no one can stop them!

Lin Tian looked around with cold eyes. There were some young people around who also took out their mobile phones and opened a certain Yinmo Hand app eager to try it. They all put their mobile phones back in tacit agreement and looked up at the sky, pretending to be looking at the scenery.

Before everyone could turn their attention back to him, Lin Tian turned into a bolt of lightning and disappeared as quickly as possible.

Scaring others is secondary. What Lin Tian is most afraid of now is to be photographed and sent to some short video APP. If it is paired with a stupid pig-like laughter as the background sound, Lin Tian will definitely be angry. Fire burned some of the office buildings on the platform!

MMP, why don't those platforms delete and ban that kind of background sound? They obviously like to block this and that all the time, so why don't they ban this kind of mental torture?

Lin Tian even thought about discussing with the Dragon Emperor when he had time to see if he could come up with a proposal to have the superiors add an additional crime to the law, called the crime of mental pollution, and first detain those who like to add pig laughing background sounds. For ten days and eight days, I put on my headphones and played their pig braying video on a loop!

Lin Tian, ​​like a thief, carefully took a detour to a nearby store to buy new clothes. Before causing a bigger commotion, he went to the nearest bathhouse to take a bath and change clothes.

After cleaning up, he rushed to the Song family compound in high spirits.

What he didn't know was that after he left, the waiters in the bathhouse who witnessed his coming and going all the time whispered to each other:

"Hey! See! I told you not to give money to beggars when you see them on the street in the future. There are many such professional beggars now."

Just like the guy who went out just now, he looked professional at first glance, and he was miserable. In fact, he wore such tattered clothes when he was working, but it was not to cheat money. After work, he took a bath and cleaned up, which was more decent than anyone else, and then took the money to be chic, and lived too comfortably! "

"Yes, brother, you are right! I have always seen that on the Internet, and I thought it was a bluff. I didn't expect it to be true. Today I have seen it. "

"Hey! Otherwise, how can I say I am your brother? I must teach you and let you learn more! Let me tell you, if you have that spare money, instead of giving it to those scammers, you might as well learn from me and watch live broadcasts online and give tips to those female anchors!

I earn more than 3,000 yuan a month, and I give them more than 2,000 yuan every month. The remaining money is enough for instant noodles. Not only do they smile at me on the other side of the screen, their smiles are so coquettish, but they also call me old iron and say that there is nothing wrong with me. How happy! "

"Nothing wrong, brother, I will listen to you! Tell me which platform you usually watch it on, and I will also give them tips!"