Chapter 478: If You Are Not Honest, I Will Kiss You

"Xiahou Qingyi's room can't be entered just by asking, and brother, I have reliable information. Every step in front of Xiahou Qingyi's room is a trap. The purpose is to prevent you perverts." Li Chong He said cautiously.

"satyr!"

"Who are you calling a pervert?"

"Li Chong, stop here, who are you calling a pervert? Please explain your words clearly to me!" Lin Tian shouted, but where could he catch Li Chong's shadow, he had already trotted away. .

But the mechanism Li Chong mentioned should not be underestimated!

Lin Tian walked forward another three hundred meters, lay down behind a tree, turned on his clairvoyance, and observed carefully.

After watching for a long time, Lin Tian didn't find any mechanism. He thought to himself that Xiahou Qingyi must have removed the mechanism, or there was no mechanism at all, just to scare cowards like Li Chong.

Involuntarily, Lin Tian glanced at Xiahou Qingyi's window. The lights were on inside the room, but the damn thing was that the window was blocked by curtains.

"Damn curtains!"

Lin Tian couldn't wait to tear the curtains apart. Through the curtains, Lin Tian could vaguely see a graceful figure dancing rhythmically in the narrow room.

"Xiahou Qingyi can dance!"

Lin Tian showed an expression as if Columbus had discovered the New World. He couldn't imagine what it would be like for the cold and irritable Xia Hou Qingyi to dance.

Besides, isn’t dancing an elegant sport? How could a person as emotionless as Xiahou Qingyi like dancing.

Lin Tian became interested and tried his best to activate his clairvoyance power, trying to see clearly the beautiful scenery inside the curtains. However, the curtains were too thick and the distance was so far that his eyes almost popped out, and he still couldn't see anything clearly.

"Try again closer."

Lin Tian thought, and then slowly moved forward thirty meters.

"Hey, I still can't see clearly, get closer,"

He moved forward another thirty meters. As a result, something tragic happened. He still didn't see Xiahou Qingyi's graceful dance clearly, but he could clearly see a wooden stick as thick as an arm, shooting straight towards him.

"Mom,

What a mechanism! "

Lin Tian shouted, leaned his body, and shot the stick as thick as his arm against Lin Tian's ribs.

boom!

There was a muffled sound, and the wooden stick was thrust diagonally into the hard soil, like a javelin.

"Hush!"

Lin Tian let out a long breath and thought to himself, Xiahou Qingyi must be too cruel. If this wooden stick hits the head, it can kill the person at once. If it hits the body, at least two ribs will be broken!

"What a scary woman!" Lin Tian sighed repeatedly.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

What made Lin Tian even more horrified was that there was a whooshing sound in the air from the surrounding trees, and then, wooden sticks as thick as arms flew out from all directions. These wooden sticks were very fast and very powerful. It's big, it must feel great to hit you.

When the wooden stick was closer to Lin Tian, ​​he felt a little relieved, because the tip of the wooden stick was covered with a layer of cotton. In this way, if it hits the body, it will not break his arms or legs, but it will definitely hurt.

The wooden sticks arrived in an instant, and Lin Tian quickly dodged. Three wooden sticks brushed against his clothes. He secretly sighed at the danger. Then, a wooden stick flew from nowhere and hit him hard. Lin Tian's calf.

"It hurts!"

Lin Tian screamed and was beaten to the ground. When he was wondering where the wooden stick flew from, he saw Xia Hou Qingyi standing at the door without knowing when, holding the wooden stick in his hand and aiming at him.

It turns out that the stick just now was shot by Xiahou Qingyi.

"Whoosh!"

Xiahou Qingyi shot a wooden stick again, targeting Lin Tian's little brother.

Lin Tian took a breath of cold air and dodged with all his strength. Fortunately, he managed to escape, which frightened him into a cold sweat.

"Xiahou Qingyi, you are too cruel, where are you going to shoot!" Lin Tian yelled loudly.

"Who told you to spy on me? The worse thing is yet to come!"

After Xia Hou Qingyi finished speaking, more than a dozen rubber balls shot from the roof of the house at the same time. Lin Tian quickly avoided two of them, but there was one ball that Lin Tian couldn't avoid and punched it.

The result was tragic. The ball was easily smashed by Lin Tian, ​​and a foul-smelling substance burst out from the ball. It was very dirty and disgusting, and it sprayed all over Lin Tian.

It's poop.

"Hahahahaha, you deserve it. I deserve to punish a peeping tom like you." Xiahou Qingyi said with a cheerful smile.

Lin Tian was about to vomit when he was covered in feces. The smell was so sour. He angrily walked towards Xia Hou Qingyi. Xia Hou Qingyi quickly shouted, "Stop, don't come over, stop."

How could Lin Tian listen to her, "Get out of the way, I want to take a shower."

"You take a shower and go back to your own dormitory to wash yourself. Don't come in."

Lin Tian deliberately reached out to her with his feces-stained hands and said, "Get out of the way, or I'll rub all over you."

Xia Hou Qingyi's face was full of disgust. Out of a girl's instinct to be clean, she made way for Lin Tian.

Lin Tian rushed in quickly, and Xiahou Qingyi reacted immediately and shouted loudly, "Come out, come out, you are not allowed to enter my room!"

When Xia Hou Qingyi chased after him, he only saw Lin Tian's dirty clothes left at the bathroom door, and the sound of water running could be heard from inside the bathroom.

Lin Tian went in and took a shower very unceremoniously to wash away the dirty smell all over his body.

Xia Hou Qingyi stood at the door of the bathroom, clenching her fists and stomping her feet angrily. She wanted to go in and beat Lin Tian out now, but once she entered, she would definitely see him. Thinking of this, Xia Hou Qingyi blushed with embarrassment. , The chest trembled with anger, it was very spectacular.

"Lin Tian, ​​come out here. You are not allowed to use my things. Come out here."

Lin Tian was washing happily and said, "Come in if you are able. Wait slowly. Don't be in a hurry. I will go out after washing. Who told you to throw shit on me? You are doing it yourself."

Xia Hou Qingyi was stamping his feet outside. She had no choice but to take out a big stick and wait for Lin Tian outside. When Lin Tian came out, she would beat him.

Five minutes later, Lin Tian finally finished washing. He shouted loudly, "Find me some clothes and put them at the door. I want to wear them."

"I don't have men's clothes." Xiahou Qingyi said, and then he tightened his grip on the wooden stick in his hand, ready to go.

"If you don't have men's clothes, then bring in your bathrobe. I don't dislike you." Lin Tian said shamelessly.

"I despise you."

Lin Tiandao, "I only give you five minutes. After five minutes, I will go out. If I can't see the bathrobe, I will go to you naked. If you want to see me, I'm sorry to say, but you can't." Get me a bathrobe, and I’ll tell you quietly, my eight-pack abs are so spectacular.”

"Lin Tian, ​​I want to kill you."

Xia Hou Qingyi roared softly, holding a stick and swiping it at the bathroom door more than ten times to vent her anger. In the end, she had to compromise, obediently took out her bathrobe and stomped on the ground. , placed it at the door of the bathroom, and then she hid aside, thinking, I won’t beat you to death when you put on your clothes.

Lin Tian did not come out immediately, but carefully observed Xiahou Qingyi's bathroom, because there were a lot of underwear in it, including underwear.

These underwear are uniform, including red, blue, purple, and leopard print.

These underwear only come in two colors: black and white.

Whether it's underwear or underwear, they all have one thing in common, they are all lace.

What surprised him was that he also saw the pink hood that had just been returned to him during the day in the bathroom. Lin Tian shamelessly stepped forward to smell it, and it turned out to be the smell of his own body. That meant that Xia Houqing I didn't wash the hood.

You can't blame Lin Tian for thinking too much. Since he took it all back and it was covered with the stench on his socks and underwear, why not wash it.

There is only one possibility. Xiahou Qingyi didn't wash it because he was greedy for his own smell.

Lin Tian couldn't help but picture Xia Hou Qingyi's intoxicated look when he smelled this bra. Thinking about it, he felt sick.

After watching all this, Lin Tian stretched his body, deliberately squeezed out his eight-pack abs, opened the bathroom door with one hand, and shouted, "I'm out."

To his disappointment, there was no Xiahou Qingyi at the bathroom door, but there was a bathrobe at his feet.

He put on the bathrobe reluctantly and shook his head repeatedly. She felt sorry for Xiahou Qingyi. Xiahou Qingyi didn't use such an excuse to observe his majestic figure. It was a pity that his good figure was unavailable. appreciation.

Lin Tian put on his clothes and as soon as he showed his head, he heard a sharp sound, and then, a big stick hit his head hard.

He trembled with fright, quickly moved away, and used both hands to grab the long stick.

Lin Tian shouted, "What are you doing?"

"Peeping tom, pervert, shameless, gangster, scum!"

Xia Hou Qingyi gave Lin Tian more than ten nicknames in one breath. The wooden stick was firmly grasped by Lin Tian and she could not pull it. He directly threw away the wooden stick and punched Lin Tian with two punches.

Lin Tian also threw down the wooden stick, and with his hands in the shape of palms, he firmly grasped Xiahou Qingyi's fists. Then, Lin Tian used force and crossed his hands to push up the wall of Xiahou Qingyi.

Lin Tian is no longer the Lin Tian he was before. He has the strength of half-step Ning Jing and is no longer afraid of Xia Hou Qingyi.

"Let me go, stinky gangster, stinky gangster!" Xiahou Qingyi struggled desperately and cursed.

Now, Xia Hou Qingyi's hair was messy on her pretty face. When she struggled, her body twisted, and the two huge lumps of flesh on her chest occasionally rubbed together with Lin Tian's chest. Lin Tian enjoyed this process very much. , even Xiahou Qingyi didn't know that she was now crazily provoking Lin Tian's evil nerves.

If he hadn't known Xia Hou Qingyi, he would have thought that Xia Hou Qingyi was deliberately trying to seduce him.

A small tent has been set up below Lin Tian. If this continues, Lin Tian will die of discomfort.

He shouted, "You can't escape my grasp. Be honest with me, or I'll kiss you."

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