Chapter 18 Talking Bryan

The biggest problem that the elves and dragons can't rule the world is actually low fertility.

Whether it is elves or dragons, the gap between the number of races and humans is really too big.

Although the strength of individuals far exceeds that of human beings, and the number of strong people with super power is far higher than that of human beings, this world is too big, and even if it is really occupied by them, they have no ability to control it.

There are not no races that can compete with humans in fertility, for example, goblins are one of them.

It is worth mentioning that so many races, even humans, are created by gods, and only gnomes and goblins are the natives of Plandal.

The goblin race is a dwarf like the dwarf, and also likes to do scientific research, but this is a race that has been tragic for thousands of years.

Goblins are different from dwarves. Goblins have ambition and strength. They had the opportunity to rule the world, but they ended up playing a big game. According to the preserved historical records, the ancestors of the goblins blew up their hometown in an experiment. It is said that The reason why the continental plates of the Plandal world are now like this is because of the original explosion.

This explosion completely set the goblin civilization back thousands of years, and also implicated an old friend, the dwarf.

The goblins rushed to catch up again, and finally climbed the technology tree again. As a result, they like chaos by nature. They were on the wrong team during the first chaos invasion war. gg.

Later, the goblins lived a life of disgrace for more than 600 years. In those days, the goblins were the green-skinned monsters, the pests everyone shouted, and they finally waited for them to endure the humiliation and bear the burden, secretly accumulated strength and prepared to fight hard. At that time, in the year 683 of the Order Calendar, the second Chaos Invasion War came.

This time, the goblins were not foolish. They chose to join the coalition of various ethnic groups, determined to implement the art of explosion, and use their strength to wash away the shame.

The Goblin's plan was very successful. In the Second Chaos Invasion War, the Goblin successfully washed away his shameful past and finally became one of the intelligent races accepted by Prandal once again.

When the world is at peace, the goblin boss is relieved, feeling that it is time to use the art of explosion to tell other races, who has the final say in Plandal!

As a result, it was only at this time that the goblins found out that the general trend of ruling the world had left them.

The dwarf and the dwarf went into the Ambris Mountains together, digging holes and not thinking about the world.

The elves got into the emerald forest to enjoy life.

According to the agreement of the tribes before the war, the orcs got half of the continent and established their own empire.

The dragon clan is still the old god hiding in the deep mountains and old forests as a hermit.

Naga and the murlocs drilled back into the deep sea and no one knew what they were doing.

Seems like the world is at your fingertips?

You forgot about humans!

Those goddamn human beings who killed thousands of knives actually played a trick!

They have planted flags all over the world when no one knows it, and when the other races go back to their respective families, human beings will rule the world logically!

After seeing the situation clearly, the goblin king at that time vomited three liters of blood and fell to the ground. So many races joined forces to fight to the death to defend Plandal, but in the end, they let humans pick up such a big bargain. Who can stand it?

Since then, the relationship between goblins and humans has been cold, and this cold attitude has not changed until the appearance of the current goblin leader Riviz Goldfang.

Reevez Goldfang is a legendary character in the goblins, his parents died when he was a child, he survived alone in the wilderness for ten years, and was later captured by humans, became a human slave, and was sold to a tax collector. The next ten years were spent as slaves.

During these ten years, he was fortunate to come into contact with human writings and books. At that time, Revitz was sensitively aware that what he was now exposed to was something that could change his life.

So he was eager to learn everything, and later on a long trip, his master was killed by the enemy, and he was lucky enough to get his life back, and Reeves took his master's relics and stumbled all the way back to the goblin group. , and shortly afterward he came up with a famous theory that is still the first rule of goblin behavior.

Coins decide everything!

As long as there are gold coins, even the gods will buy it for you (the temple that sells holy water is inexplicably lying guns)!

So, later, Revitz personally proved the correctness of this theory. He started with more than 100 gold coins left by the human master to sell high-quality and cheap bombs made by goblins, bigger bombs, and more. There are super bombs.

After gradual development, he has become a super giant, and the name of arms dealer Reeves has become famous even in the human kingdom.

And in the process, he became the leader of the goblins, and his words also became the goblin's criterion-power will be exhausted sooner or later, but the gold coins will never be spent!

Today, the goblins have changed from being a big-eared monster to being the boss of the largest chain of banks in Plandal, Star Diamond Bank. Anyone who sees them has to be polite.

What? Are you talking about the bank's creditworthiness? Why is no one going to rob this bank?

baby, stop joking...

Because the other half of the bank's shares belong to the dragon family.

With the Dragon Clan as a guarantee, do you still need to worry about the safety and credibility of the bank?

Their business is naturally getting bigger and bigger.

Partnering with the Dragon Clan to open a bank to achieve this level of business, for the time being, Plandal is the only one, and there is no semicolon.

In fact, having said so much, in fact, what I want to express is still the same meaning. The reason why human beings rule this world is not that there are no competitors, but that the luck of this competitor is too bad!

Now that this competitor finds out that he can't face humans, he starts to play a more advanced currency war, and what about humans?

While you beat me, I beat you and my brains broke out...

If it continues like this, I'm afraid it won't be long before this Prandal will really become a goblin...

After seeing the alien race like Brian, Tang En's mind flashed for a while, and he finally came back to his senses. He smiled and said, "The earth will always be under our feet, my friend, may your beard be like a tree of life. as ever flourishing."

Brian jumped up immediately, and said with a wide-eyed smile, "I swear in the name of my beard, there are no bad people who can say this! The goddess bless the people of the earth, human beings, I'm sure you're not one of them!"

The so-called people of the earth refer to the dwarves themselves. Since this race is naturally short, humans have a name of dwarves, but now they can also accept the name of dwarves. Some people are used to calling themselves this way, just praying or more solemnly occasions will switch back.

In addition, if you mention the green-skinned big-eared monster in front of the goblins, it is tantamount to pointing at a person's nose and saying XXX your mother is blown up, mocking the ability MAX.

"Then can you come out now?"

Dunn glanced at the open cell door, how cautious is this guy?

"Of course! Of course my friend! You don't even know how long I've been in this fucking place, a year? Two years? I've had enough of it! My beloved beard is dying."

Bryan muttered as he ran out: "That bunch of goddamn humans—my friend, I don't mean you—they tied me up while I was sleeping under the tree! Or the great warriors of the earthmen, How could you be imprisoned by a little bandit!"

"As long as I get the chance to get the warhammer, I will definitely smash them into meat sauce-warhammer! Damn my beloved warhammer, they have also stolen it!"

Brian grabbed Dunn's waistband: "My warhammer is second only to the beard in my life! My friends! Have you seen my warhammer!?"

"God bless you, you must find my warhammer!"

Brian let go of Dunn and tugged at his hair anxiously: "If I can't find the warhammer, that bastard will definitely beat me to death when I go back - it seems that I can only continue to stay outside for a while..."

Tang En looked at Brian with a dull expression. This guy has never stopped talking since the beginning. Could it be that this guy is still a talker?

"Friend, don't worry, we haven't finished exploring the thief's cave."

Dunn glanced at Elsa, Elsa hurriedly ran out and gave orders, and then Dunn said, "Leave here first, the smell in this cave is not good."

"That's right, let me tell you, when I first came here, it didn't have such a big smell, and the smell made me want to die all day..."

"You know, after they caught me, they wanted the great Brian to help them forge weapons, but how could I agree to the request of the mere bandit? So they locked me up..."

Brian kept chattering in his mouth, as if he hadn't chatted with anyone for a long time, and the steady stream of voices penetrated into Tang En's ears, and Tang En felt that his head was starting to hurt.

How can this guy say that?

After finally getting out of the cave, Brian let out another exclamation when he saw the dazzling sunlight outside.

Not joy, nor amazement, but horror.

Brian looked at the sky and hugged Dunn's leg in horror: "Damn - I feel like I'm going to fly - I'm going to be sucked away by the sky!

Although the dwarf is short, he is not small at all. At this moment, Brian looks like a big fat pig hanging on a bamboo pole, which is very funny.

A few guards not far away were holding back laughter.

"Sorry! My friend! But you have to understand me!"

Brian closed his eyes and said, "The feeling of leaving the ground with your feet is not very good for a people of the earth!"

"That's just an illusion, my friend... Could it be that you're a subterranean dwarf? Have a skyphobia?"

"No, I'm a mountain dwarf. It's just that I haven't seen the sky for a long time. I'm a little bit dizzy. I'll be fine in a while..."

Brian gasped, and after a while he carefully released Dunn.

At this time, Elsa ran over excitedly.

Brian's warhammer, seems to have been found.