Chapter 280 Confused
Emerald Corolla, Tang En slapped the table heavily, shaking the manuscript in front of him three feet high.
"How about it? Just say whether it will work or not!"
Sitting opposite him were Isalie and Aegwynn, who were looking at the manuscript handed over by Tang En very seriously at the moment.
Tang En's embarrassment has been caused by this trouble.
If the old driver had read the content of the manuscript, he would probably have smiled knowingly, but at this moment, Isalie and Egwin looked serious and showed no shyness at all, especially when they pointed at the very explosive When he carefully analyzed the contents of the picture, his expression was like that of a biologist who was studying animal mating. His eyes were only academic, without any emotional fluctuations.
This made Tang En feel very hopeless.
Especially when he was pushed back by Isalie just a while ago—could it be that in her eyes, pushing himself back was just a ritual-like behavior? Or just as a play with pets?
Damn...
At that time, I obviously felt very good, but why did I feel that I lost out of nowhere?
"how do you feel?"
Isalie looked at Aegwyn. Although she is the queen, Aegwyn who walks around has more say in terms of experience.
Aegwen frowned slightly: "I don't know too well... But these few, um, comics, maybe they can really stimulate fertility?"
Tang En covered his face, he really didn't want to see the goddess in his heart seriously analyzing this comic...
What is broken!
"If you think so, we can try it first."
Yisa Li has already made a decision. After all, Tang En is an envoy of God. Regardless of whether the method he proposed is useful or not, it is always right to try it first.
Tang En breathed a sigh of relief: "In other words, passed?"
"That's right, keep this batch of comics and novels, and I will distribute them later. As for the Kamla, Wisdom Fruit and other special products you want, I will hand them over to you later."
It's finally here!
Tang En was relieved. Seeing that Yisa Li took away the volumes of comics and novels, Tang En hastily took out another small notebook: "There is this one, don't forget."
"What's this?"
"Publication grading system, you also know that the purpose of these published products is to promote fertility, but on the other hand, it is also easy to have adverse effects on minors, so relevant protection policies must be formulated."
After Tang En briefly explained the relevant clauses, he said: "In short, this system is written into the law to prohibit the sale of adult publications to children."
"Do you need legal restraint?"
Yisa Li was full of doubts: "Just write on it that minors are not allowed to watch it?"
"How could that possibly work—"
Tang En froze suddenly. With the stupid nature of elves, and not a rebellious teenager on Earth, it might be feasible to write like this...
"Sister Egwen, go and hand over these comics and novels to Matilda, and then help me get the wisdom fruit?"
"OK."
As soon as Aegwynn left, Isalie walked up to Tang En and pushed him down on the table.
Tang En looked terrified: "You, what are you going to do!?"
Aegwynn will come back at any time, if she sees it, how can I start the strategy plan! ?
Isalie's breathing was a little short, and her eyes were a little moist: "I don't know why, after reading that comic, I feel a little weird, maybe, your method is really useful, now, I really want to try the one in the comic... ..."
"I—I will die!"
Tang En's heart was broken, and he decided to endure the humiliation and sell his body in exchange for Isalie's support.
Although my body has been violated, but dear Egwin, please believe me, my heart for you will never change!
An hour later, Aegwynn returned.
"Your Majesty, Tang En, things are ready."
With a smile on his face, Aegwen was suddenly startled: "Why are you sweating so much?"
Tang En said nonchalantly: "Just now we passed the trick."
"oh?"
Aegwynn smiled and said, "Who won?"
Yisa Li blushed hotly: "There is no winner."
Egwen said very seriously: "Your Majesty, don't underestimate Tang En, he is very powerful."
Tang En glared at Isalie angrily: "Of course she knows that I am very powerful, it would be better to say, Egwen, you don't know yet."
"Oh? Then I will fight with you next time."
Eggwin looked eager to try: "I'm really curious."
"Trust me," Tang En looked at Egwen with a smile, "You will be very satisfied."
"Let's go and receive the goods."
Isalie and Egwen got up together, Egwen glanced at Isalie, and said in surprise: "Your Majesty, how can you walk unsteadily?"
"Feeling a bit tired."
"Huh? What's that dripping from your leg?"
"It's sweat."
"Your Majesty, your stockings seem to be torn."
"Oh, maybe it was accidentally scratched."
After a pause, Aegwynn looked thoughtful: "The comics I just read seem to be like this..."
Tang En was in a cold sweat, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up and accompany me to receive the goods, I still have something to do when I go back."
Aegwynn interrupted his thinking and said with a smile, "Of course, let's go."
After receiving the goods, Dunn hurried back to Ellington, and he was completely relieved when he left the teleportation array.
Although the cute and cute Egwen was very cute, it was precisely because of this that Tang En, whose whole body was capitalized with the word "dirty" from top to bottom, felt a lot of pressure.
Especially when it was reversed again by Isalie...
But the feeling of being pushed back by her is actually really...
Elsa, who happened to be leading the team passing by, saw Tang En and subconsciously greeted him.
"My lord?"
"Ah-ahh!"
Tang En was shocked: "I'm not intoxicated!"
"What are you talking about?"
Elsa looked puzzled.
"Ai, Elsa!"
Tang En coughed heavily, and said righteously: "Don't suddenly come out to say hello in the future, it's scary!"
"Know it."
Elsa stuck out her tongue and asked with a smile: "Lord, everyone is very concerned about the new standard equipment, can you give us a letter?"
As soon as Elsa spoke, the members of the guards lined up beside her all widened their eyes and stared at Tang En with brilliance.
"Standard equipment... Oh, yes, it's made of new universal alloys."
Tang En clapped his hands: "Of course this is no problem. Listen carefully. The first place in the weekly training results will reward a full set of enchanted armor and weapons, the second place will only have armor, the third place will only have weapons, and the others will only reward armor, but There is no enchantment effect, and if the performance is good in the future, additional enchantment effects will be added, and the last three people will have nothing."
"understood!"
"Oh! Long live the lord!"
"A full set of enchanted armor and weapons! Oh my god! I've ordered the top three this week!"
Tom rubbed his hands with frenzy on his face: "The number one is mine!"
"Haha, it's up to you? Little Tom, you're still far behind. The first place is of course mine!"
A group of people started making noises, and their fighting spirit for training skyrocketed instantly.
Seeing this, Elsa was full of admiration: "Sure enough, the lord has a way. They have been shouting about training these days, so it's boring."
"No fun?"
Tang En had a kind smile on his face: "Well, speaking of which, you have already awakened your talents. As the Apocalypse, this kind of training intensity is indeed a bit weak...Okay, I understand, Elsa, in two days I will give you a new set of training methods, I believe it will make them feel refreshed."
"Have you heard everything!?"
Elsa scolded: "Run quickly when you hear that, and go to the next training ground!"
"Aw--"
Watching them go away crying and howling, Tang En couldn't help shaking his head.
Although the members of the guard have all awakened their talents and are all Apocalypse, according to Prandal's average combat effectiveness, they are still too weak. If they have time, they still need to enhance their combat capabilities.
After returning to the Lord's Mansion, Tang En handed over the storage ring to Fiona.
"What's in here?"
"The goods exchanged by the elves."
Tang En said with a smile: "A lot of Kamla latex, as well as the seeds of Kamla, the wisdom fruit that enhances the magic power, and many special fruits of the Emerald Forest. Lemons, citrus and the like, especially lemons, can be squeezed. You can extract the essence, and you can also make lemon fruit candies—"
"Fruit candy! Lemon fruit candy!?"
Nora, who was dozing off, suddenly got excited and rushed down and turned around: "Where are you!? Where are you!?"
"I can't do without you!"
Tang En grabbed Nora and stuffed it back, and then continued: "The important thing is to plant the seeds of Kamla as soon as possible, because latex can be extracted, latex can be refined into rubber, and various tools can be processed. , With rubber, tires can be processed, so bicycles and cars can increase the production schedule!"
"Latex? Rubber?"
Fiona tilted her head a little puzzled: "I've heard you say it before, but what exactly are they for?"
"To put it simply, it is insulating, waterproof, wear-resistant, elastic, and shock-absorbing. It is a very good material. To put it simply, if the carriage has tires, not only the speed can be increased by nearly half, but the comfort level will also increase a lot. .”
Tang En couldn't wait to say: "In our energy plan, magic cars are a very important part. The popularization of magic cars will expand the market demand for magic crystals, and the value of magic crystal mines will also increase."
"Oh I got it."
Fiona suddenly realized and paused for a moment. She hesitated a little, as if she wanted to say something but dared not say it.
"What's wrong?"
"My lord..."
"What does it look like hesitating, what's the matter?"
"Well...Actually, I have always wanted to ask you a question," Fiona looked at Tang En, "Aren't you a very powerful magician? Don't you know the flying spell? And you can also stabilize many spells. Many magic circles?"
"yes."
"In that case..."
Fiona said with a tangled face, "Why don't you just direct the constant flight technique, or describe the gravity magic circle, to make the car you mentioned float, instead of obsessing about producing rubber tires?"
"..."
Tang En's face was full of confusion.