Chapter 367 My Lord Cannot Be so Wild

The night passed.

"Lord, get up...ah——!!!"

Fiona covered her mouth and pointed at Tang En with a look of horror.

"Um...what's wrong?"

Tang En rubbed his eyes. He didn't know why, but his head always felt heavy and sleepy.

Fiona's exclamation immediately attracted Elsa, Vanilla, and Locke. As soon as a group of people ran into the tent, their eyes widened in shock.

Tang En looked at them confused: "What's wrong? Everyone has this expression?"

"That voice... and the eyes and nose... it's definitely the lord."

Fiona was completely confused and rushed forward in a panic. Regardless of her identity, she touched Tang En's face: "But, how did it become like this!?"

Elsa ran away crying: "My lord can't be so wild!"

What the hell is this! ?

"Lord Lord..."

Locke stared and said with great admiration: "Although I know that you may like masculinity, to be honest, this look is completely incompatible with your temperament... You are still suitable for the scholar you were before."

"What happened to me?"

Tang En was completely confused. He just took a nap and the world line changed?

At this time, Ilia jumped into the tent: "Brother, get up, sister was crying for some reason just now - ah! Exactly the same - ugh!!!"

Ilia suddenly covered her mouth, and then she became confused, and her eyes almost turned into mosquito coils.

What, what's going on?

The beard on the big brother’s face…

How come the big brother with the beard is exactly the same as what she imagined yesterday?

Or is it that the eldest brother has always looked like this from the beginning?

The handsome big brother before didn’t exist at all?

The little girl was so messed up that she didn't know what to do.

Noticing Ilia's eyes, Tang En noticed something strange about him. He looked down and his heart skipped a beat, twice, three times...

"I'm in a big trough!!!"

Tang En jumped up, his face as ugly as if his anus had been fucked by a big man: "What the hell is this!?"

No wonder my head feels so heavy and sleepy, and I have grown a beard over one meter long overnight!

Moreover, the beard is not as thick as usual, it is spread in pieces like a strong tree trunk.

Damn it, could it be the dwarf's blessing that Balod dropped yesterday?

Tang En recalled Barrod's words in his mind, "May your beard grow forever like the tree of life." How did he think about it now? It was full of vicious curses - for a human to grow such a beard, what else could it be but a curse?

What hurts Tang En the most is that the beard has grown into a weird pony shape - can you imagine a man's beard looking like a rainbow pony?

No! The point is not the shape of the beard!

The point is where did this beard come from? Damn it!

Tang En felt like he was really fucked by a dog... No, it was more like a dog forcibly erecting his anus!

"Lord, Lord Lord... No, it doesn't matter... Even if the beard is so strong... Lord, Lord is still Lord... I will get used to it... I will definitely get used to it... N-That's right... Oh hehehehe …”

"Hey Fiona! Wake up!"

"Wow!"

After hearing the news, Brian just opened the tent and was instantly blinded by the powerful aura called "Overlord Colored Beard" that came towards him. It originated from the invincible aura exuded by Tang En's super strong beard shape. He was knocked off his feet and fell to the ground.

"Big, big brother!"

Brian smashed his fists on the ground and said with tears in his eyes: "We clearly agreed that we are brothers, how could you do this!"

"B-Brian!?"

"Obviously I only have a beard... I won't lose to my elder brother only with a beard... But, as a brother... you, you actually want to trample on my only dignity?"

Brian stood up suddenly with red eyes, waved his hand, took off the armor on his upper body, and carefully held his beard with both hands, as if he were treating a sacred treasure: "In that case, let's do it! Brother , let’s have a sacred ‘Beard Fighting Competition’!”

Tang En was already going crazy: "What the hell is the Beard Fighting Competition! Is there such a competition among dwarves!? Damn it, has the world line really changed!?"

"Even big brothers can't insult the sacred 'Beard Fighting Competition'!"

Brian said with red eyes: "Although Big Brother's beard is impeccable in terms of color, length, fullness, fluffiness and even shape, as a dwarf, we must maintain the dignity of our dwarf country!!!"

Wait, everything else doesn't matter, except the styling, don't give me any approval!

Tang En said with a broken face: "Who did this?"

Although in a world created by gods, anything is possible, but no god would be so bored if he was asked to grow a beard that was more than one meter long overnight, right?

Could it be that the Earth Goddess heard his thoughts yesterday?

Tang En's heart skipped a beat. He just thought about the "in-depth communication" conversation yesterday. Could this be heard?

If that's the case... It makes sense to punish yourself by letting yourself grow a beard...

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble!"

Tang En said a little annoyed: "I can probably guess what's going on."

Oops! Did the elder brother guess it? ?

Ilia covered her mouth tightly and crept out.

With a thought in Tang En's mind, the sharp wind blade swished away all the beard on his face. After shaving off the beard, his face was still smooth and clean, with no green beard roots at all, as if those beards had no roots at all. It's like it didn't grow there.

"Back, back!"

Fiona was excited and subconsciously touched Tang En's bare chin, tears streaming down her face with excitement: "Gods above me! It's time to finally wake up from this nightmare!"

After saying that, she actually tilted her body and fainted.

Tang En hugged Fiona, and then said to Brian and the others a little annoyed: "This matter is over like this. No one is allowed to tell me about it, because he will rot in his stomach, you know!?"

Elsa nodded sharply: "I know."

Brian looked at the pile of beards on the ground, his face extremely pale: "Cut it off...brother, you actually cut off such a perfect beard...waste...it's such a waste..."

Tang En gritted his teeth and said, "Bryan, do you believe that I will throw you to Durandon and Master Eberron right now?"

"a ha ha ha!!!"

Brian became nervous and laughed wildly: "Sure enough, my beard is still invincible! Even the eldest brother can't face such a gap, so he cut off his beard to express his ambition!"

I understand your uncle...

Regardless of the reason, in short, this turbulent morning left an extremely deep impression on everyone - especially the image of Tang En with a beard, which has become an indelible black history in everyone's hearts...

After breakfast, Tang En went to see Barrod again.

After Barrod saw Tang En again, Tang En was stunned by his first words.

"I heard that you people on the surface want to leave the Red Grotto and continue deep underground?"

Tang En suddenly had an idea: "Did you meet Xisa and the man in black yesterday?"

"The man in black? You mean the one named Sonnerson? That's right."

Barrod nodded: "They asked me to pass there, but I refused."

"Why?"

"Because," Barrod waved his hand and said, "If we go deeper, we will soon reach the buffer zone."

"Buffer zone?"

"Our buffer zone from the Blackstone Tribe."

Barrod sneered and said: "Those guys are not as easy to communicate with as we are. When they see you appear, they will just crush your bones, tear your flesh and blood, and then capture you to feed the monsters. "

"Blackstone Tribe?"

Tang En looked confused: "What is that?"

"Didn't I tell you? We are the Red Stone Tribe."

Barrod whispered: "The Blackstone Tribe was once a tribe that separated from us."

"once?"

"That's right, because... they have now become polluters."

"Polluter?"

Tang En noticed an unfamiliar term: "Can you explain it?"

"To be honest, I don't really want to talk about this topic."

Barrod glanced at Tang En and seemed to have thought of something. His beard twitched slightly. Tang En felt that he was smiling, and then he heard him say: "But you have proven your sincerity, so I have decided Accept you as my friends, so I can give you a brief explanation...and a request for help."

Tang En nodded, and then Barrod began to explain what the Defiler was.

Unlike the surface world, perhaps because most areas are made of soil and rocks, the Chaos Gate cannot produce pollution after being opened there, so it will close soon. Therefore, the probability of Chaos invasion in the underground world is very small, but Even so, Chaos Gates will occasionally appear in certain caves, and just leaking a little bit of Chaos Aura will contaminate various nearby creatures.

Neither the Warcraft nor the underground dwarves can escape this pollution.

The Defilers are underground dwarves contaminated by Chaos. They may have been kind, but after being contaminated by Chaos, they have fallen into madness. They will tear apart all the targets in front of them, regardless of whether they are former friends and family.

However, the underground dwarves who still retained their rationality were unable to take action against the polluters. In their eyes, these polluters were innocent. They were just unlucky, so they were polluted.

Therefore, the underground dwarves began to expel those polluters from a long time ago and exiled them deep underground, a place where even light crystals did not exist.

Later, the Defilers relied on their instincts to fumble their way up, and then attacked the Blackstone Tribe.

Their madness spread like a plague. The entire Blackstone Tribe was caught off guard and was completely captured. Then the Blackstone Tribe also fell into the hands of the polluters.

The team of Defilers further grew, and they frantically attacked the surrounding Warcraft, the dwarves of the Red Stone Tribe, and the innocent dark elves passing by. This also caused the relationship between the unknowing dark elves and the Red Stone Tribe to drop below freezing point. There is friction from time to time.

This is also one of the main reasons why the dark elves and the underground dwarves have been in conflict. Although over time, they all understood that it was due to chaos pollution, but the hostility that had long been formed was difficult to eliminate, which made the already harsh living environment The leaders of the two races had even more headaches.