Chapter 342 I Go Out at Night, Fight, and Swear, but I Am a Good Cat

In the next few days, the whole school had only one topic, which was Sirius Black. The stories about how he broke into the castle became more and more bizarre...

Hannah Abbott of Hufflepuff even swore to everyone that Black would become a flowering bush.

Of course, few people would believe her unreliable guess.

Then there was the Fat Lady, who was originally responsible for guarding the Gryffindor dormitory. She was currently living with other portraits, and the torn portrait belonging to the Fat Lady was taken down. It would take a long time to repair it.

Dumbledore encountered some trouble when looking for a replacement portrait.

The other portraits were frightened by the Fat Lady's experience, and no one was willing to replace the Fat Lady to guard the entrance and exit of the Gryffindor dormitory...Except for Fish's old friend, Sir Cadogan, who always led a short and fat gray pony.

Dumbledore had no choice but to move Sir Cadogan's portrait to the door of the Gryffindor dormitory.

However, what he didn't expect was that Sir Cadogan had caused a big mess on his first day as Gryffindor's doorman...

After moving Sir Cadogan's portrait to the door of Gryffindor's dormitory, Professor McGonagall specially asked Percy to take everyone to meet him and confirm the next password.

Then, the kitten suddenly jumped out after seeing Sir Cadogan.

"Meow ha ha ha ha, hello, you cheap tin can!"

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Fish greeted him skillfully in a vulgar way under the shocked and angry eyes of Professor McGonagall and other girls.

"Ha ha! It turned out to be you, a despicable cat bastard!"

Sir Cadogan said the same vulgar words, and raised the spear in his hand, constantly poking at Fish outside the portrait.

"Let's duel! Continue our unfinished battle last time! I will hang your body on the tip of my spear!"

"You can't really hit Fish, you stupid idiot with a head full of feces, meow!"

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"Despicable thief! Cowardly coward! Your insult to the knight needs blood..."

"Fish McGonagall!!!"

Sir Cadogan in the portrait was interrupted by the angry Professor McGonagall before he finished speaking.

"Where did you learn these words?!!"

Professor McGonagall walked to the kitten who was swearing at Sir Cadogan with a fierce expression and grabbed his face fiercely.

"Meow!"

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Fish tilted his head to relieve the pain on his face, while waving his hands and begging for mercy: "Minerva, let go, meow! It hurts Fish!"

"Say! When did you learn to swear?!"

After twisting the kitten's face fiercely, Professor McGonagall let go and asked viciously.

"What is a dirty word? Fish doesn't know..."

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Fish rubbed his red cheeks and asked in confusion.

Professor McGonagall frowned tightly, and said in a slightly slower voice: "It's what you just said."

"Meow? Those are what Fish learned from the tin can..."

Fish pointed his finger at Sir Cadogan in the portrait and told him in detail how he learned to swear.

"When Fish was playing in the castle before, he encountered this tin can. He inexplicably wanted Fish to duel with him, but he himself He didn't come, and he always said some weird words to Fish... Although Fish didn't know what those words meant, he always felt that they were not good, so he imitated him and talked to him like that. "

After the kitten finished speaking, he tilted his head and asked in confusion: "Minerva, are these dirty words? What do dirty words mean? Is it a kind of curse?"

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Because of Fish's special affinity, basically no one would say something unpleasant next to him. Even when Voldemort's diary collapsed, he was just saying some vicious curses. After all, as the Dark Lord and Slater As a descendant of Lin, Voldemort will still maintain his own style most of the time.

And Professor McGonagall is even less likely to take the initiative to tell Fish what swear words are, so even though the kitten has lived in human society for so long, the concept of swear words is still very vague.

"Swear words are a very bad and rude way of speaking. Only rude and uneducated people will always use swear words."

While explaining to Fish what swear words are, Professor McGonagall stared at Sir Cadogan in the portrait with an ugly face, and the little witches beside him also had a look of common hatred.

Sir Cadogan Although the soldier's mind was not very clear and he always regarded himself as brave, he could only admit defeat when faced with such a situation. However, he was so proud that he pretended to disdain to argue with Professor McGonagall, tilted his head to one side, and kept muttering something.

Even with Fish's sensitive hearing, he could only vaguely hear some scattered words such as "man", "woman" and "chivalry".

"In short, you are not allowed to say it again in the future. This is not something a good child should understand."

Professor McGonagall stared at Fish with a serious face and emphasized word by word.

"Oh..."

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The little cat nodded in confusion. Anyway, he didn't usually have the habit of saying these things. That is to say, he said it when facing Sir Cadogan. Since Professor McGonagall didn't like it, he just didn't say it.

After warning Fish, Professor McGonagall turned to look at Sir Cadogan's portrait.

"Sir Cadogan, I don't want to interfere with your personal interests, but! I also don't want to hear you say some crazy things to my children and students again!"

Professor McGonagall warned sternly: "Otherwise, I wouldn't mind learning from Sirius Black and doing something to your canvas!"

"The brave knight is never threatened by anyone! I am not even afraid of the wyvern!"

Ser Cadogan raised his lance and shouted at Professor McGonagall, but he soon changed the subject and said: "However, an upright knight will not refuse the request of a mother and teacher," he raised his eyebrows Spear, gave Professor McGonagall a somewhat funny salute, "So, I agree to your request."

Professor McGonagall pursed her lips and nodded lightly, then turned to Percy, Sharpay and the others and said, "If anything happens, remember to inform me in time."

The character Sir Cadogan is still very famous in the wizarding world, and there are even proverbs related to him. Therefore, Professor McGonagall did not take his promise to heart at all. It was just out of her personal cultivation. It's so obvious.

Percy and Sharpay naturally understood what Professor McGonagall meant and agreed without hesitation.

Sir Cadogan in the portrait did not hear the subtext of Professor McGonagall. He waved the spear in his hand vigorously and shouted boldly: "As long as I, Sir Cadogan, am here, I will never let go of any intruder!"

But because he taught cats bad behavior, no Gryffindor student wanted to talk to him.

And in the days that followed, everyone's opinions on Sir Cadogan became more and more serious...

Because although Sir Cadogan has restrained his words, his habit of teasing others to duel with him has not changed, which annoys everyone.

In addition, he always came up with some ridiculously complicated passwords, and had to change them at least twice a day. This made Neville, who was prone to forgetting passwords, have to use a long note to write down all the passwords in a week. record it.

"He's completely mad," Seamus Finnigan said angrily to Percy. "Can't there be someone else?"

"If you can find another portrait willing to take the job."

Percy shrugged helplessly, he was also fed up with this crazy guy.

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It’s the last day of this year. I wish you all a Happy New Year in advance.

The weak, innocent and pitiful author can only have dinner alone tonight. Fortunately, there is a cat accompanying me to celebrate the New Year... (д)

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