Chapter 441: Puns

The matter of the cat falling asleep can be put aside for now, but Harry who is distracted will be punished.

And Professor Trelawney's method of punishment is to make a tragic prophecy about his fate...

"Saturn must have dominated the sky at the moment of your birth...your dark hair...your thin frame...and the fact that you lost your parents in infancy...I can tell, my dear, that you were born In winter?"

"No," said Harry, "my birthday is in July."

Trelawney: "..."

After two seconds of awkward silence, Professor Trelawney changed the subject as if nothing had happened. She put aside the matter of giving Harry a tragic prophecy for the time being. She turned around and continued talking about astrology.

Harry was amazed by this set of operations, and at the same time it made him let go of his worries...

How could such an old liar make what Dumbledore called a "real prophecy"?

Professor Dumbledore is too stupid to be deceived by such a liar.

Harry curled his lips in disdain.

If Voldemort really comes back to life as Trelawney predicted...him! Harry Potter! on the spot! Just eat the small round table in front of you!

…

Half an hour later, Professor Trelawney handed each person a complicated circular chart, asking them to fill in the planetary positions at the time of their birth.

The sleeping cat was awakened by Neville beside him.

"Meow..."

(Φω)

Fei Xu rubbed his eyes and asked vaguely: "Is get out of class over?"

"get out of class hasn't ended yet. The professor asked us to fill out a form. You need to..."

Neville handed him the chart and explained the situation to him in a low voice.

"Meow...why do you have to draw a star map in the divination class, meow..."

(≥△≤)

If History of Magic was Fish's least favorite class, then Astronomy was Cat's second most hated class.

Although cats like to listen to stories about constellations and look at the stars, they hate drawing star maps. Because compared with other tasks, the drawing of star maps must be done very carefully without making any mistakes. This is a very painful task for cats who do not have much patience in homework.

Although Professor Trelawney's request did not require drawing a star map, it was not much more boring, because they needed to calculate many cumbersome times and angles based on their birthdays.

"Huh?"

∑(ΦωΦ)

Fei Xu suddenly remembered something.

"Sybil, Fish doesn't know her real birthday, meow!"

(≧≦)

Maomao stood up and said to Professor Trelawney: "Fish's current birthday is decided at will, so can I not fill out this form?"

Professor Trelawney: "..."

Although she had allowed Fish to sleep in class before, she was not going to let Cat off this time. After all, Trelawney still wanted to persuade Cat to become a fortune teller, so she didn’t have to listen to the class, but the homework Can’t help but do it!

"Then you can try to do divination for other people, such as Miss Granger who has already left." Professor Trelawney said calmly.

"Oh well……"

Fish sat back on the futon in despair, and then did as Professor Trelawney suggested, filling out the chart in his hand with Hermione's birthday.

Maomao also thought about using Professor McGonagall’s birthday, but then he thought about it. Professor McGonagall’s relationship with Professor Trelawney had never been very good. After he filled out the form and showed it to her, she probably wouldn’t. How happy would it be.

But Hermione is different. Although she no longer comes here to take classes, when she was here before, Hermione was still very serious about every divination, and some of the predictions Professor Trelawney made for her, Hermione He looked very happy at that time.

Not to mention that Hermione is currently studying another course called Arithmancy, so if I show her the filled-in chart, she will probably be very happy...

Feishu carefully filled out the star chart form in front of him, thinking this in his mind. The cat's ears on the top of his head twitched from time to time, and the cat's tail behind him also raised slightly, showing the cat's happy mood.

Next to Cat, Harry and others were filling out charts and discussing with each other in low voices. Ron imitated Professor Trelawney's tone and told a joke, causing Seamus and Dean to laugh.

However, their laughter was quickly silenced by Lavender's screams.

"Oh, Professor, look! I have a planet whose position is not exactly correct! Oops, what kind of star is this, Professor?"

She excitedly raised the chart in her hand and shouted to Professor Trelawney...

As a big fan of Professor Trelawney, Lavender was in high spirits during every Divination class.

"It's Uranus, dear," Professor Trelawney said, looking down at the chart.

"Can you show me Uranus, too, Lavender?"

Ron, who was having a headache about how to fill out his chart, reached over and wanted to learn from the homework of the top students in the Divination class.

Lavender's expression changed, she glared at him fiercely, turned around and sat back in her seat with her chart in hand.

Ron, who was left out, was confused and didn't know what was going on. Not only Lavender, but also Professor Trelawney and the girls nearby cast disdainful glances at him...

This scene was familiar to Ron. Harry had experienced a similar experience to himself when Fish exposed Corra the Centaur.

"Ron, you are so rude meow"

(ˇˇ)

Just when Ron was confused, Fish beside him also looked up and said seriously: "Minerva once told Fish that there are many places between opposite sexes that cannot be revealed to each other, and the buttocks are one of them."

"Buttocks?"

Ron was stunned for a moment, and then instantly understood why everyone had such a reaction...

"I just said not the anus! Uranus! I want Lavender to show me where the Uranus she just filled is!"

He roared loudly in shame and anger, his face flushed red, even the freckles on his face were covered up.

"Is it meow?"

(●ω●)

Fish scratched his cat head, and then apologized: "Sorry, that may be Fish heard it wrong meow."

Seamus and others laughed loudly, and Harry couldn't help turning his head and shrugging his shoulders wildly. Even the girls came out with low snickers, and the whole classroom was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Lavender blushed, but since she knew it was a misunderstanding, she didn't get angry with Ron anymore. Instead, she handed the chart to Ron generously and pointed out the position of Uranus kindly.

"This is the sky... um, that star..."

She paused and said to Ron.

"Thank you, thank you..."

Ron responded hesitantly, glanced at the chart casually, and then sat back in his seat in a panic.

After everyone laughed for a while, they gradually quieted down. When everyone finished filling in the chart, it was almost time to end the get out of class.

"When you go back, you can refer to your own charts and analyze the planetary movements that will affect you next month," Professor Trelawney said in her ethereal voice: "Next week in class, I will select several students' charts for explanation and analysis, and you can compare them at that time."

As usual, after assigning everyone a very flexible homework, Professor Trelawney announced the end of the get out of class.

When everyone left the North Building and rushed to the Great Hall for dinner, they ran into Hermione who had just finished the Arithmancy Divination class.

"Hermione~"

●ω●

Fish immediately rushed over, hugged her and rubbed her twice, then took out the chart he had just filled in.

"Just now in the Divination class, Sybil asked us to fill in the form with birthdays, and Fish used your birthday~"

He handed the chart to Hermione like a treasure.

Hermione was really happy, and she was reluctant to let go of the chart.

The two walked shoulder to shoulder and walked to the Great Hall intimately.

"Should we find a girlfriend too?"

Looking at the two figures going away, Dean sighed with some envy.

Harry immediately thought of Qiu Zhang, and then he thought of the dance that Fish had mentioned before, and fell into reverie again.

...

Recommendation ticket monthly ticket

Trelawney's prediction was once again a surprise.

She said that Harry was born in winter, but she was actually talking about the fragment of Voldemort's soul in Harry's scar.

…

Uranus is called Uranus in English, which sounds like your anus in English.

In the original book, Trelawney assigned a lot of homework with a stern look, so Harry guessed that she did it on purpose because she heard what Ron said to Lavender.

When I first read the original book, I didn’t understand why it was written like this. I found it when I started writing this book…

And Lavender actually fell in love with Ron afterwards…Maybe it was because of this misunderstanding?

As an aside, Uranus was actually named after the first generation of gods and sky gods in ancient Greek mythology, Uranus. In the mythology, he was overthrown by his youngest son Kronos (the second generation of gods and the father of the third generation of Zeus) who cut his penis with a knife.

…

There is also a homophonic pun, which is related to the motto of Eagle Academy, but this should not be written by Rowling on purpose.

Wit beyond measure is men's greatest treasure (Wisdom beyond measure is the greatest treasure of mankind)

The word wit in Old English is similar to vit in Old French, and vit in Old French means Tintin...