Lao Tzu Is The Devil

"May I ask if a master-level player with mediocre talent like me still has a chance to continue playing professionally?" In the league, Jiang Zhun, who had just been traded from WE to EDG, had almost full BUFF but could only sit at the water cooler, couldn't help but ask such a question in the counter bar. "EDG, can't the three heroes of the Great Tree, Twisted Dryad, and Maokai start?" "Master? I suggest you retire where you are and go to the factory to make screws!" "How dare you say you can play professionally if you are not the king of both servers? You are the one who failed to catch up with Goldfinger, the protagonist of the brother's novel, at the beginning." Looking at a bunch of sarcastic replies, Jiang Zhun was disheartened and ready to leave EDG with his bucket. "Let's start with the most basic last-hitting practice. If you can stably hit the top lane without missing a beat, never get knocked out, and always come first in team fight support, then starting the lineup will definitely not be a problem..." Under the post is the comfort given by a strange player. However, when Jiang Zhun followed the advice and tried to change, he really transformed step by step. … Many years later, looking at the MVP trophies one after another instead of flower pots in his honor cabinet, Jiang Zhun was very glad that he listened to the advice of his Tieba brother.

An ordinary young man, Li Qiuzhi, traveled across the continent of Teyvat. He was penniless and thought it would be difficult to survive until he beat up a slime: [Defeat powerful enemies and gain 32 experience points. 】 What? Defeat enemies to gain experience points, which can keep improving your level and skills! From then on, Li Qiuzhi understood that even as an ordinary person without the eyes of God, he could reach a level comparable to that of a god. ps: There are daily routines, easy and non-toxic, online IQ, main line monsters and upgrades.

[Game City + Plug-in Selection + Invincible + Funny and Unserious + The Protagonist Has No Bottom Line, Even More Villainous Than the Villain, No Virgin Mary Allowed] Cartridge World, Escape Data, Fantasy Dark Realm, E-sports Players... Lin Tian traveled through the game city, where games became the theme of competition all over the world. The universal currency is game points, and status and power are determined by the rank level, Extraordinary abilities, treasures, exotic pets, mercenaries and servants... Everything can be obtained by entering the game cartridge world! After traveling here, Lin Tian, ​​who only wanted to play games seriously, was forced to become a cheating player. [Host is detected to have entered the cassette world: Plants vs. Zombies] [The system is allocating game plug-ins, please choose from the following three plug-ins] [1. Unlimited sunlight: You can plant plants at will] [2. Hundred-fold drop: The probability of dropping plant cards is increased by 100 times] [3. Plant transformation: You can consume sunlight to transform plants] "Brother Tongzi, can you not choose it?" [System: No, Brother Suzi, I have performance requirements here] When e-sports players tear their faces apart to fight for resources... When major forces start wars and kill each other... Lin Tian stood at the highest point and suddenly realized that In this huge game city, I was the only one who was simply enjoying the happiness brought by the game.

Wu Qing traveled through time again. All he had accumulated in his previous life was the benefit of choosing a StarCraft game base. In this world, the lord is the king. Small lords occupy a village, and big lords rule over hundreds of millions of territories. In this world, there are countless races coming from outside, and the wars are endless; there are weird things running rampant inside, devouring souls and taking lives. The local creatures live humbly under the rule of the lord, waiting for the arrival of doom. … "Let me use the sea of ​​​​worms to clear all the monsters!" Wu Qing chose the Zerg base at the beginning, and made the strongest voice in this world! When the three races of human, Zerg, and Protoss gather together, who in this world can compete with them? !

When Li Yu woke up, he found himself in the game world of "Dao Yongheng". At this time, there was still half a year before the players came. The evil demon catastrophe had not yet begun, and the death forbidden areas such as the Rotten Swamp, the Golden Desert, the Yinshan Ghost Country, and the Infinite Demon Sea were still silent. The entire Earth Dry World was calm. Li Yu took advantage of his foresight and took the opportunity to develop. After the game was launched, by the Qingshui River, players often saw a high-level NPC with a golden ID fishing. Whenever a player excitedly approaches to chat with him to see if he can become his disciple or trigger a task—— "What? You want to become my disciple?" Li Yu shook his head: "Excuse me, your qualifications are too poor. But I once lost a Chilong jade pendant in the Zombie Cave. If you find it, I can teach you a spell." "You want to learn alchemy?" Li Yu smiled slightly: "There is a group of evil cultivators in the Five Ghosts Cave of Qilao Mountain. As long as you can eliminate harm for the people and bring their magic weapon Xinjin Copper Bottle to me, I will teach you alchemy, how about it?" ... Li Yu used the identity of an NPC to issue various tasks to the toys (tools) (people) to grab their own cultivation resources. And he watered and fertilized the players, and took the blame for the thunder. Until hundreds of years later, many top figures in the Earth Dry Realm fell and disappeared, and the players were replaced one after another, but Li Yu was still active in the Earth Dry Realm, and was even about to pass the catastrophe and ascend. Many players couldn’t help but sigh: This NPC... is too powerful!

This is a world on the verge of breaking. Endless cold sea water fills every corner. Under the collapsed rules, countless islands drift around. The lonely figure on the rusty throne and the decayed knight who is guarding in reincarnation, everything is wandering in pain... The unexpectedly arrived Rogge wants to explore the secrets of this strange world, so he needs to summon a creature called "Candle Spirit" for his own use... ... Brothers, I found a treasure game! Explore adventure, fishing and farming, career development, fierce battles... You can take a raft to the sea, kill monsters to get powerful weapons, plant herbs to make potions, and pick up a fishing rod to fish for unknown marine creatures in the sea... The only drawback is that this game is a little difficult and a little... scary... But it's harmless! As long as you work hard to kill monsters and become stronger, the Candle Keeper can unlock new islands for us and go to more distant seas for adventure! Dedicate your heart to the Candle Keeper! Fight! Cool!

EVE background. Li Yi traveled through time. He is a time traveler. He has no diploma, no education, and no experience. He can't find a job in this world. Then, he discovered that the "Star Wars" server was launched. "Huh? Why does this game look so much like "EVE"? But it's much more real." So, he decided to enter "Star Wars" and work hard to make money. However, whenever he was mining, someone always came to disturb him. "I just want to dig a mine, and you forced me to do so." Therefore, Li Yi decided to use his years of experience in "EVE" to teach these newbies a good lesson. "What? Isn't the harvest a mine ship? Why did you only harvest a cruiser?" "What? Isn't Nerus an industrial ship? Why did it double kill the cruiser?" "What? Charger? Isn't this a novice mine ship? How did it eat my battleship?" Li Yi hit one kill after another. He originally wanted to be a mine leader, but unexpectedly he became an ace commander. "It's over! Li Yi's Night Brigade is here!" "Dark night, it's dark night!" "Activate the Minmatar Noble Phantasm - Salvage Device!" Wherever the mining team went, there was no grass growing! Li Yi: "I really want to mine, why can't you let me dig mine in peace?"

Meng Shu travels to a very backward world of suspense and horror, Got a game development system that monkeys can use. In this parallel world where VR has been popularized, You can buy step-by-step tutorials for all games in the previous life by collecting the player’s scare value. What game can scare players? Scary horror game! Therefore, in this unpopular field that no one cares about, He used the system to develop one after another VR version of horror games that scared the shit out of players. “Escape” made the players love and hate, complaining endlessly, saying that their hearts couldn’t bear it. “Face” puts players on high alert, frightened every step of the way, and then yells “Fuck” when they are frightened by the noise of the radio. “Amnesia” caused the players’ San value to plummet, and they were always in pain and torture surrounded by fear. “The Evil Within” allows players to experience the sensory impact of blood and flesh, as well as the scream of fear of being chased by monsters. “Alien Isolation” allows players to see the horror of aliens for the first time in history, so that they dare not shoot with a gun. “Living Brain Cells”, “Silent Hill”, “Resident Evil”, “Layers of Fear”, “Apsoff”, “Midnight Harem of Teddy Bear”, “Dead Soul”, “Paper People”, “Dead Space”, “Haunted House” and so on . Every one of his horror and horror games can make players all over the world scream! ———— Non-original games, don’t like to enter by mistake

Introduction: "A 21-year-old genius boy with 1200 hours of C+, can he play professionally at this level?" "You can go into the factory to drill screws." "If you don't have a job, you can bite the lighter." "It is recommended to bury it directly." "At least start practicing your guns first, 10,000 BOTs every day, run the map for an hour..." "You're too old and no one wants you? Just go and be No. 1 in FPL..." When Xu Beifang tried to take the first step from various suggestions that were either irritable or gentle, his life gradually changed. … Several years later, Xu Beifang, holding the Major trophy in his hand, looked at the tens of thousands of spectators cheering for him and felt very fortunate that he had listened to the advice of netizens.

Ding, you kill the green moth, get the skills, and summon the infinite green moth! Ding, the green moth evolves, the ancient immortal moon moth! Ding, you kill the Demon Queen, get the skills, and summon the infinite Demon Queen! “Uh, don’t come here, come over again, my kidneys can’t handle it.” … Ding, you destroyed ordinary bows and arrows, got skills, and summoned bows and arrows! Ding, bow and arrow evolution, bazooka! Ding, bazooka evolution, round zi bomb! Ding, you destroyed the divine weapon Zhuxianjian, got the skills, and summoned the infinite Zhuxianjian! One day, games will merge with reality. Ye Xun found that the entire galaxy could not put down his summons! “Invincible is a kind of loneliness, I can only… go to the universe!” Ding, you shattered the universe, got the skills, and summoned the infinite universe!

Good news, the game is now live. Bad news, other players play games and I get played by games. The server of "Galaxy OL" that Bai E had reserved was finally launched, but he found that he had become a cannon fodder android in the game world. High-dimensional demons, endless insect swarms, omnic crisis... Cosmic pollution is raging, and Bai'e even has to face another fourth natural disaster - players. Faced with these things, even the soul cannot rest in peace after death. Finding a place to bury yourself first is the safest way to die. Wait, what is this? [Lucky hit: ten times the critical hit, full explosion rate, 999 with one blow! Current charge: 100/100 (Note: All equipment depends on explosion, all free trade.)] Bai E: "At first I refused to survive in this galaxy world full of crises, but then I gave it a try, wow! The explosion rate is really high!" (ps: Players who are cut off from leeks can also have a process they love. Let’s play a game, the protagonist, the players, us...)

I had a dungeon as soon as I crossed it. If you want to live a better life, you have to change the existing operating model, so Lot, who is watching the adventures in the city live, is trying to improve the facility plan. Unconsciously, the bustling underground entertainment city entered people’s vision and gradually changed their way of life. In the end, it became the blissful pure land that the whole world yearned for. — Peer: “The one in charge, come out for me!” Lot: “What’s so angry?” Companion: “Your monsters have robbed all human beings!!” Lott: “Adventurers come whenever they want. There is nothing to grab anyone.” Companion: “No! I want you to apologize, or you will burn your shop!” Lott: “Are you here to fight sincerely?” Peer: “Hmph! The Four King Kong I trained myself can be called the best of the cows!” Lott: “They are all with me, and your wife is there.” Peer: “…”