Chapter 360 Let’s Make a Hypothesis, Maybe Professor William Is Really Suitable for Azkaban
"Fortunately, Professor William stayed at Hogwarts as a professor - if he had become a liar, many people would have been deceived and lost their money, right?"
In a hotel in an unknown village, Sirius was having afternoon tea while talking to the air.
The gold coin hidden under the air with the illusion spell looked at the busy crowd and said in a respectful but not too surprised tone, "Although William is very powerful, he is not that powerful. I know a prisoner who lives next door. My friend committed a more horrific crime of fraud..."
Jin Coin thought as if recalling, "That guy said that so-called deception is either taking advantage of information gaps or taking advantage of greed. Only these two deceptions are the most serious."
"It's an interesting statement——"
Sirius glanced at the busy crowd around him and took a bite of the overly sweet snack, "And what he said is very consistent with the current situation."
The village they were in now was the village where all the villagers suddenly disappeared. After receiving Moon Face's reply, Sirius quickly pretended to be a third-rate writer and explorer.
He paid a high price for his residence, and then happily told the others that he planned to write a book for this village to record the people who disappeared mysteriously.
"When the book is released and becomes popular, paranormal enthusiasts from all over the world will come to explore!"
That was half a month ago - Sirius, who was pretending to be drunk, was extremely happy reading the lines he had made up earlier.
He pointed at the proprietress and said, "I'm afraid that many B&Bs will open in the village to compete with you for business, because your house simply can't accommodate so many tourists!"
"There are tents and ropes -" At that time, he acted very well, pointing to another person who came to eat, "You can even sell it at double the price to that group of people who came over in high spirits but didn't prepare anything. The unlucky guy!"
"Other things too, lighting tools, shovels for digging, holy water to ward off evil spirits - burp!"
"Don't say such stupid things, sir, the old priest has been praying for our village!"
In this way, everyone in the village set their sights on Sirius, and everyone was very happy to provide the writer Mr. Norman with the information they knew, instead of rejecting this respectable gentleman as before. He even tried to beat him outside the door.
"Is it time to proceed to the second step of the planned plan?"
"But you didn't do the first step perfectly. Master, according to the reply, you should call yourself Lockhart. That would be like the name of a famous writer!"
Jin Coin joked while responding, "Next, we are going to show that we don't look like writers at all, and then use shovels and other things to dig some land secretly. There is a high probability that we will be discovered, and then after drinking-"
"How do you feel after drinking?"
"According to the arrangement, you should have been drunk and jealous, and revealed some precise information about the treasure that you investigated and discovered that the great pirate 'Blackbeard' was buried in the local area. Nominally you came to investigate as a family, but in fact you came to prepare. Find the treasure that would make even the devil's eyes red, and even be enough to become a noble after paying the amnesty order!"
"Jealous—is there this in the letter?"
"Yes, and according to the people next door, this will increase the credibility of the rumors," Jin Coin added harmlessly, "Generally speaking, you want to pursue the most beautiful girl in the bar or hotel... Um, okay Well, Master, maybe we can change the way..."
Jin Coin glanced at the part-time receptionist and decisively provided new suggestions to Sirius.
Sirius was more obedient this time and no longer displayed the disgust he had shown when he was still at the Black house at the elf's advice.
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"There's something wrong with that new writer!"
"No, he looked at the girls in the village with squinting eyes all day long. He is obviously a poor guy, and he still pretends that I have changed your life here!"
"Humph, if the hype really starts, does the land here still belong to us? Don't forget, the land and houses here were previously..."
"We don't even have an heir, so what are you afraid of - we have a whole village of people!"
"That is, if anyone dares to target my land, just wait for my shotgun!"
"But...he doesn't think it's a lie that he wants to make a fortune..."
"Keep an eye on it, there's no harm in it!"
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"Those third-rate guys over there, stop staring at the girls in the village all day long!"
On a new night, Sirius was threatened when he invited a lady to dance, but he looked at her without any care and said, "You - haha, a bunch of fools who have been deceived for so many years..."
Then he was beaten as a matter of course. Although he was agile and could hit three of them, he couldn't withstand the crowds on the other side.
Fortunately, the boys were stopped and Sirius was able to escape.
Because of the beating, Sirius had to buy a lot of wine and drink to drown his sorrows.
"They know nothing! A bunch of ignorant guys! I will be a great noble soon - at least I can donate one, burp -"
"A pig who lives on wealth and knows nothing - so stupid!"
The great writer 'Norman', who was beaten and drunk, insulted the villagers in the restaurant without restraint, but for the sake of the pound, everyone generously forgave this fat sheep from out of town.
However, the speaker is unintentional and the listener is interested. The village chief and his men sneaked into the room of the great writer Norman when he was cursing.
Afterwards, a group of people started shouting that they had been deceived - the writer was fake and the robber was real!
That despicable Mr. Norman, no, he is the liar Norman. Even his name is fake. Except for the money, his luggage is full of research on the deeds of the pirate nicknamed "Blackbeard", and everything The evidence points to their village!
That guy is a robber and a thief. He is not here to help everyone get rich, but to steal and defraud their valuable property hidden underground!
Of course, that night, after the village chief nodded, the big liar Norman disappeared mysteriously, and no one even called the police to trace it.
As for the only worthless luggage left behind, it was generously bought by the village chief to pay for the room fee he owed.
In the next few days, when people in the surrounding villages and small towns occasionally needed new farm tools, they discovered that the prices of those items had actually increased a little, and the village next door to them was said to have begun to make thankless preparations to open up new farmland...
‘Those people, after all, they didn’t open up the land. How can they open up wasteland now? ’
The people in the surrounding villages laughed and ignored the lucky idiots.
"They are working so hard..." Sirius stood on the mountain in the distance, looking at the busy crowd below, and sighed, "I insist on my point of view again. If Professor William doesn't become a professor, there will be many People must be fooled..."