Chapter 1366
It is still due to physical reasons, the code words are difficult, and the second update is estimated to be later, brothers forgive me.
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In the No. 7 Middle School of Xihong City, a 28 bicycle that rang except for the bell, flashed past the school gate, startling the old janitor who was closing the school gate.
"Little bastard, stop for me!"
Hearing the yelling and scolding behind him, the young man laughed: "Master, you are so old, you are quite angry, be careful of high blood pressure!"
The janitor seemed to be suffering from a demonic illness, and he was still yelling something, but as the distance got farther and farther away, he couldn't hear what the other party was yelling.
Ignoring the uncle's yelling, he laughed and pedaled hard a few times, and rode quickly into the parking shed a hundred meters away. With a handsome drift, he pointed the front of the car at the parking shed.
Then, with both hands on the handlebars, he jumped off the bicycle with a cool trick, and with a simple push, Erba's bicycle changed to an 'unmanned driving' state and rushed into the shed automatically.
The boy didn't care about his big 28, rushed out under the effect of inertia, and hit someone else's parked bicycle.
He looked at the electronic watch, oh my god, it's been two minutes, he secretly cursed the three bastards who were blocking his driveway, and snapped his fingers at the same time, at the moment he snapped his fingers, a series of bicycles came from behind him The sound of falling to the ground was particularly crisp and pleasing to the ears.
"Really, why do I feel that the older I get, the worse I get!" Shaking his head in confusion, he quickly ran to the teaching building.
"The bicycle fell!" Suddenly, a majestic, trembling voice came from the side.
The young man turned his head and saw a middle-aged man with black-rimmed glasses and gray hair, twitching the corners of his mouth, looking at him with a heartache.
The boy stopped quickly: "Hello, Principal!"
The middle-aged man in front of him was the principal of the boy's school.
The principal didn't seem to hear the boy's greeting, but pointed to the parking shed behind the boy, and repeated: "The bicycle...the bicycle fell down!"
The young man chuckled: "It's okay, I don't feel bad. Isn't this going to be self-study soon? Bicycles are not as important as learning!"
"I just bought the 'forever', I just rode it for two days, you...you...which class are you in?" The waiter is the same as my own wife, and you are such a scourge.
The young man looked back, and sure enough, there was a brand new permanent bicycle under his two sophomores. It seemed that there was no damage on the whole, but several bicycles were entangled together, and the ground was covered with red bricks. Definitely scratched the paint.
"Say, in your class, call your class teacher and your parents, it's too shameful of you!"
Before the old principal finished speaking, he saw the boy pointing to the sky at a forty-five-degree angle to the east, his face full of horror: "Flying saucer!"
"Where is it?" The old headmaster quickly took out his reading glasses from his jacket pocket, turned around and looked up at the sky, but there was nothing in the sky except for a few pigeons that happened to fly by.
At this moment, he didn't know that he had been cheated, so he looked back angrily, and the student with the white rags hanging on his schoolbag just now had long since disappeared.
The boy ran all the way to the second class of the third year where he was, and saw that the students were all reviewing their homework in their seats. Teacher Wang of the 'old class' moved a chair and was sitting on the podium, drinking Drinking tea, shaking a folding fan, while supervising the students' self-study.
"Too bad, didn't Lao Wang go to the next door today? Why did he come so early... Hey... Why did I say that Lao Wang went to the next door!"
Without thinking about it, the boy pushed open the door of the classroom, lowered his head and stubbornly walked towards his seat. His seat was in the last row of the first group, just a few meters away, and he could clearly feel the Old Wang's knife-like gaze was on his back.
Just when he was one step away from returning to his seat,
Suddenly there was a loud shout: "Stop!"
The young man suffocated, turned around suddenly, and at the same time, he showed a sunny smile on his face, and at the same time pretended to be surprised: "Mr. Wang, when did you come?"
As soon as the words came out, the students around laughed lightly. Are they fooling fools?
Teacher Wang stood up from the chair and slowly walked towards the boy, shaking his folding fan: "Do you have astigmatism?"
The boy sneered: "No!"
"Is there nearsightedness?"
The teenager smiled a little embarrassedly: "No!"
"Then when did you become blind?"
"Ah...Old Wang...No Mr. Wang, we don't bring curse words!"
Old Wang had already walked up to the young man, put away the folding fan suddenly, used it as a short stick, and hit the young man on the head with one blow: "Then I'm such a big living person, you didn't see me sitting on the podium, you!"
The boy shrank his head and said with a sneer: "I think I'm going to be late, I'm a little anxious!"
The folding fan in Old Wang's hand changed from a short stick to an acupuncture prong in an instant, and he poked at the boy's ribs: "Are you about to be late? You are already late! Don't argue with me, you will be on duty after school for the next week!"
The young man wanted to ask for mercy, but Lao Wang turned around and left, walked two steps, turned around and walked back: "By the way, there is another thing, you were driving very fast just now, you thought you were flying a plane!"
"You have seen it all." The boy scratched his head.
"Put your hands down!" Old Wang's acupuncture prong... No, it was the folding fan that knocked on the boy's hand: "Do you know what you did wrong?"
The boy hurriedly explained: "Mr. Wang, didn't I ride faster because I was worried about being late!"
Lao Wang snorted and emphasized his tone: "Let me ask you, do you know what's wrong with riding a bicycle like an airplane?!!!"
The young man thought about it suspiciously, and tentatively replied, "Did you fly low?"
'boom! ’ The laughter in the class instantly set off a wave of sound, and all the students burst out laughing.
The old Wang looked around, suppressed his laughter with an inhumane look of 'maliciousness', and then said to the young man with a look of hatred for iron and steel: "Ride slower next time, pay attention to safety!"
For a moment, the boy's heart warmed, and he bowed sincerely: "Thank you teacher!"
Old Wang nodded, and was about to turn around when he suddenly glanced behind the young man, and then pointed his fan at the young man's schoolbag: "What are you doing with the rags on your schoolbag?"
The young man hurriedly unloaded the schoolbag from his shoulders. Seeing it as expected, at some point, a piece of white rag about a foot long was hung on the schoolbag.
He rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Didn't I just guess that you were going to punish me for duty, so I prepared a new rag in advance!"
Old Wang nodded: "It's pretty self-aware!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard footsteps behind him, and someone rushed into the class, followed by a group of girls' exclamations.
I saw an old man wearing big underpants and rushing in with his upper body bare.
Teacher Wang looked back: "Isn't this Uncle Liu, the gatekeeper? Hong Kong Island has returned, we are talking about civilization and a new style, and we won't allow you to be shirtless!"
After he finished speaking, he scolded the screaming girls: "What are you talking about, Mr. Liu is wearing pants!"
Uncle Liu gasped for a while, and then cursed: "Your uncle alone, I let this kid ride a bicycle and scrape off my old man's vest!"
The boy quickly tore the rag over and took a look. It was indeed a torn vest with a smell of rancid sweat. Apologizing, he couldn't help but despise: "What poor quality!"
Uncle Liu jumped up and cursed: "You son of a bitch, if the quality of the old man's vest is better, you will take me away!"