Chapter 471: The Most Difficult Task in Human History

The Seattle SuperSonics' record after losing to the Suns in an away game is 28 wins and 5 losses. Although this record is not as crazy as the previous 26 wins and 2 losses, it is still quite good.

The Lakers, now fourth in the Western Conference, have a record of 24 wins and 9 losses, which is five games behind the record of the Sonics.

It can be said that the third position in the Supersonic League and the third position in the Western Conference is quite stable.

Just look at the records of the No. 1 Rockets in the Western Conference and the No. 2 Suns in the Western Conference. Both teams are 30 wins and 2 losses!

On January 2, the Suns easily defeated the Sonics at home. On the other hand, the Rockets defeated the Boston Celtics 99 to 97 in an away game.

The madness of the regular season between the two teams continues this season, and now the whole world is waiting for the rematch between the two teams on January 17, 2008.

In this year's NBA, the Rockets and the Suns are teams like gods.

After Seattle lost to the Suns on the road, the next game is against the Wizards on January 7.

There will be a five-day break in between.

After a busy Christmas schedule, the Sonics finally got some time to rest.

This week of the Supersonics is really a week of ice and fire for the players of the Supersonics.

The day after the Christmas game ended, the Sonics really reached the pinnacle of the team's life.

Historic team, the team's second eldest roll call.

Even cats and dogs with the name of the Supersonics can be praised by fans all over the United States.

Such a media atmosphere makes the Sonics players feel like they have come to heaven.

But soon.

The Sonics haven't had a few days in heaven, and the next five days will be hell for them.

It's really the whole of America complaining about these Sonics players who don't know themselves.

During this time, Grandma O'Neill was the term that appeared most in the media.

Yes can beat the Timberwolves with four O'Neill grandmas!

Yes can beat the 76ers with four O'Neal grandmas!

Yes, with four O'Neill's grandmothers, they can narrowly defeat the Suns!

Grandma O'Neal has become the hottest person recently.

The head of the Cavaliers, O'Neill, said sourly in an interview that he had debuted for so many years, but in the end he found that he was not as popular as his grandma.

The most embarrassing thing for O'Neal is that what he said about his grandma before was just an abstract concept, never referring to any player. He used to say that Jordan could win the championship with his grandma, not to brag about how powerful his grandma is. Not on his grandma.

Now being tricked by the media all over the United States, all the players on the Supersonic team have become his grandma.

Milicic is his grandma Mi.

Rondo is his second grandma.

Durant is his grandma Du Fifteen.

Damn, if he really wants to avenge Yes in the future, won't he be unfilial?

Anyway, in the United States and the wave of sour damage to other Sonics players in the league, O'Neal's grandma became the biggest winner and the biggest victim.

Sonics players thrive on setbacks.

They have long been used to being insulted and insulted by the media.

But even so, facing the sour words in the United States in the recent period still makes these supersonic players very unbearable.

The main reason is that they have been in hell before, but now they have fallen from heaven to hell.

This feeling is of course very difficult to accept.

Take Milicic for example.

Before the Christmas game, although his votes in the All-Star voting were far inferior to Yao Ming, he was firmly ahead of Oden, Stoudemire and others.

But after the Christmas battle, the third round of voting results, the distance between him and Stoudemire and Oden has been narrowed.

This makes people uncomfortable.

The Sonics have been having a hard time lately.

Among so many players in the Sonics, Durant is of course the most uncomfortable.

The position of team vice-captain was snatched by Nick Collison.

The All-Star voting encountered such a big Waterloo again.

This is so annoying.

"Fifteen, it's not that brothers won't help you. Your request is too strong. To be honest, I would rather let you ask me for some material request."

Material requirements Nima too!

Durant, who was sitting in front of the computer while reading the message on the private message, looked unhappy.

What are the material requirements? I earn tens of millions of dollars a year. Does it make sense to charge you tens of thousands of dollars?

Also, I am not fifteen, please call me by my full name, not fifteen is the second!

"Fifteen, we all know that you are a diehard fan of Durant. As a friend, I still advise you to give up votes for Durant. It would be great if you could get more than 10,000 votes for Durant. At first, we all thought it was a miracle that Durant got more than a thousand votes in this All-Star election."

What a miracle!

Lao Tzu has 5 million fans on Twitter, and if you add fans of Internet celebrities like you, there will be 10 million if not 8 million.

But in the end, you managed to get more than 10,000 votes?

Ten thousand and one hundred votes!

What about Nima!

Of the 10,000 votes, there are still more than 1,000 votes that I ran to N Internet cafes a day and swiped for myself.

Other NBA stars go to the nightclub Happy after the training game.

As the scoring leader in the new division, Lao Tzu actually went to the Internet cafe to swipe tickets after training and competitions!

And every time I swipe the tickets, I am afraid that if an Internet cafe swipe too many tickets, these tickets will be regarded as invalid. Every time I have to carefully study what the IP segment of each Internet cafe is like.

Every time I swipe the ticket, I have to constantly choose and change the computer under the eyes of others like looking at a fool.

am i easy

Why can't you think about me?

I didn't make you like me, but just asked you to vote for me. Is it so difficult?

"Fifteen, to tell you the truth, after voting for Durant, a few of my little agents wanted to vomit because of guilt, and went to church to confess for a day and a night before all the guilt in their hearts was redeemed. over."

"..."

Looking at the private message on the computer, Durant's face was terribly dark.

Vote for me, is it that disgusting?

Even God was pulled out.

You cats and dogs are so disappointing.

When I followed me to learn about black people, why didn't I feel guilty, and why didn't I feel nauseous!

Durant angrily turned off Twitter.

Looking at the news headlines on the webpage, Durant's face was full of anger.

"Internet celebrity Du Mi is not the fifteenth, but the second crazy canvassing for Durant, 10,000 votes for Durant in a month, and I am happy to send Durant to the throne with the lowest score of all-star votes!"

Under the title, not only was ESPN hacking his article, but there was also a short video of more than ten minutes. The content of the short video was that several ESPN experts crazily laughed at the behavior of "not fifteen or second" for pulling votes for Durant.

Also laughing at Durant.

"This is the most ridiculous canvassing behavior I have ever seen!"

"If it weren't for the canvassing that it wasn't 15th, we wouldn't have noticed Durant's ranking in this year's All-Star voting at all."

"That's right, who cares about such a scoring champion?"

"We should all thank Fifteen and No. 2 for using his influence to put his idol on such a ridiculous stage!"

"Every time I see Durant's All-Star votes, it makes people want to laugh. This shit is actually the number of votes for the NBA scoring leader!"

"I swear, pulling votes for Durant and sending Durant to the NBA All-Star is the most difficult task in human history!"

"Even if it's a miracle like Yes, he can't do it. Yes can bring Rondo the assists leader and Durant the scoring leader, but he can never send Rondo and Durant to the Enter the All-Star stage!"

Difficult Nima too!

Durant turned off the webpage angrily.

The most arduous task in human history comes from a list of the Washington Post spoiled by the American press.

The Washington Post lists the top ten impossible things in the world.

The Washington Post's ranking of the so-called top ten impossible or ten most difficult tasks is only to satirize current events.

For example, the second place is the most famous big mouth in the United States, playboy Chuan P.

Ranked second among the top ten impossible things selected by the Washington Post is that it is impossible for Trump to become the president of the United States.

Of course.

But what makes Durant uncomfortable is that the difficulty for him to be selected as an All-Star this year is still higher than that of Trump!

The Washington Post is disgusting!

What's even more uncomfortable is that even if he knew that the Washington Post was disgusting him, he couldn't do anything about it.

Because now the public opinion in the United States is disgusting him.

Everyone is laughing at not being fifteen is the second overreaching behavior.

"We are looking forward to the number of Durant's votes in the final round of the next All-Star voting. I believe that he can definitely get over 20,000 votes for Durant because he is not the second most influential player on the Internet. I am looking forward to it." Durant's nickname changed from Du Shiwu to Du Twenty Wan!"

This is the last sentence of ESPN's ridicule that Fifteen is the second canvassing for him.

Harsh no!

Durant really wants to be an All-Star this year!

He really didn't think about being an All-Star before.

He also knows he doesn't have All-Star quality.

But seeing the situation of Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue, if you say that NBA players don't have some other ideas, you are deceiving yourself.

What's more, he is not a rubbish salty fish like Rondo and the others.

He is supported by five million direct fans and tens of millions of indirect fans.

If he can really be as 'shameless' as those Chinese fans who voted for Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue, his number of votes will surely break through millions or even millions every minute, right?

Durant saw the number of votes of Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue after the first round of All-Star voting, and acted with full expectation and hope!

The result of a month of action is so bitter.

The votes of Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue are getting higher and higher.

His number of votes has not increased much.

Even in the end, he and Not Fifteen were the second became laughing stocks.

Finally, Durant gritted his teeth and took to Twitter again.

Yes14...

Looking at the page on the computer that he had refreshed countless times.

Yes Twitter is still quiet today.

The update frequency of Yes on Twitter is also very active.

But there aren't any tweets campaigning for Sonics players.

Seriously, they don't have the face to ask Yes to help them canvass.

If Yes really wants to canvass for them, many media in the United States will definitely mock Yes like the Chinese fans on the other side.

What is your teammate, don't you know?

Solicit votes for them, want them to enter the All-Star?

Don't you have the same self-knowledge as your teammates.

It doesn't matter whether the media in the United States is laughing at him for not being self-aware or whether he is fifteen or second for not being self-aware.

He just wants to be an All-Star!

Not only does he want to be an All-Star, he also wants to be in the Dream Eight Team for the 2008 Olympics!

The most impossible mission in human history?

Durant's right hand is refreshing the webpage with luck and expectation.

Even though he knew that it was impossible for Yes to canvass for him, he was still looking forward to it.

Because Yes is his last hope for an All-Star appearance.

"Yes updated again!"

When Durant's mouse was about to die, Ye Si's Twitter was finally updated again.

Almost at the same time, Durant and Rondo showed strong expectations on their faces.

But soon, the anticipation on their faces disappeared.

It's not a post to solicit votes for yourself, it's just a simple forwarding post.

And it's a repost of the ad.

Does Yes have the ability to send them to the All-Stars?

Neither Durant nor Rondo is sure.

Not entirely sure.

The chances of Yes getting them to the All-Stars are much lower than the chances of not making them.

Take coconut flour as an example.

They love Yes, but they also hate Durant and Rondo.

In this mood, even if there is a Yes canvassing, those who are willing to vote for Durant and Rondo will be far lower than those who are unwilling.

However, no matter how low the probability is, there is still a probability, and as long as there is a probability, there is hope.

Although the Twitter updated by Yes this time is not a canvassing Twitter.

But Durant and Rondo still clicked in.

This is the tweet from Yes Sports, which is owned by Amazon.

"The power of Yes helps superstar moments, vote for Yes superstars to win surprise gifts, Yes signed photos, Yes signed star cards, Yes signed sneakers for free, each one is a unique gem!"

Durant and Rondo, who just clicked on Yes Twitter habitually, were stunned when they saw this official tweet from Yes Sports.

"10,000 basic gifts, 10,000 copies for a Yes superstar selected as an All-Star!"

"Two Yes superstars are selected, and 100,000 copies will be given away!"

"Three Yes superstars are selected, and a million copies will be given away!"

"Post your voting slip, and you can participate in activities both online and offline."

The official tweet of Yes Sports not only has these documents, but also has videos.

The video is very short, just ten seconds.

"To bankrupt us, vote for us."

The video also shows the all-star votes of the three Yes superstars in the third stage.

Jess leads second-placed Roy by more than two million votes at guard.

Roy, who is second, has more than 100,000 votes ahead of Kobe, who is third.

These two are in the All-Star game.

Compared with these two, Durant's poor 10,000 votes are so dazzling.

Yes and Roy don't need canvassing at all!

Yes is this canvassing for me? !

Durant froze.

On the other side of Seattle, Rondo's face was terribly dark.

Why am I not a signed star of Yes Sports!

Is Bezos stupid!

"Yes, is it necessary to do this step?"

Jess shut down the page, his first tweet.

"I'll leave it to you in the country."

Wang Han was helpless.

She knew very well that Ye Si was pushing herself into the fire pit.

Although this way of canvassing votes solved the problems within the team, but...

There are a lot of people across America waiting to see a joke from Yeth.

Pushing an unlikely player into the All-Star Game?

It's really hard...