Chapter 102 The Old Scout's Invitation
"I can't control it!" Wang Zhu rubbed Lu Jiao's body with his big hands.
"Dong dong dong..." There was a knock on the door.
"Ah..." Lu Jiao, who was in a daze, was woken up by the knock on the door, only to realize that Wang Zhu's hand had been inserted into her clothes, and she screamed in fright.
"Who!"
Seeing that the success was on the verge of failure, Wang Zhu was furious, and roared loudly outside the door.
"Me." Su Xue's calm voice came from outside the door.
"...Su Xue."
Wang Zhu got up helplessly and opened the door.
"Are you okay." Su Xue entered the door.
"It's okay." Wang Zhu said with a cold expression.
"It seems that my timing is wrong." Su Xue glanced at Lu Jiao, who was disheveled, and said calmly.
"Yes."
"Be careful, Liu Dawuhu is not easy to deal with."
"I know."
"Okay, I'll go first."
"No." Wang Zhu said indifferently.
"I...I'm leaving..." Seeing Wang Zhu's indifferent look, Su Xue suddenly felt inexplicably uncomfortable. Su Xue naturally didn't know, only after she said that the task was over, Wang Zhu had classified her as a utilitarian woman.
Wang Chu doesn't like strong women, let alone utilitarian women.
"No."
"Bah!" Wang Zhu was too lazy to chat with Su Xue, and when Su Xue just went out, he directly closed the door.
"I'm leaving too." Seeing Wang Zhu looking at her with a smirk on his face, Lu Jiao was flustered for a while, and hurriedly picked up the bag on the sofa.
"Are you leaving too?" Wang Zhu stopped at the door with a disappointed expression on his face.
"Let's go." Lu Jiao's attitude was very firm.
"Okay." Wang Zhu opened the door.
"Brother Stupid." The door opened, and Ye Lan stood outside the door timidly.
"Wang Zhu!" Lu Jiao viciously pinched Wang Zhu's waist, and left without looking back.
"...Who the hell did I offend!" Seeing Lu Jiao's leaving back, Wang Zhu, who was about to cry but had no tears, wailed.
"Stupid brother, I heard that you were beaten by someone..."
"Wrong, I was fighting with others, not being beaten." Wang Zhu corrected.
"Oh……"
"I'm fine, you can go back." Wang Chu knew that this girl had a vicious scout father, and he didn't dare to be alone with a man and a widow. It's the end.
"Stupid brother, you are injured, you need to rest more, I will clean up the room for you."
"Need not……"
Wang Zhu shut up, because Ye Lan had already started to clean up.
Ye Lan felt that she was a good wife and mother. She was not only well-organized, but also extremely efficient. She cleaned the whole house. Wang Chu's clothes and socks were all washed in the washing machine and dried on the balcony. The broken mat on the bed was also wiped clean.
Seeing Ye Lan busily busy, Wang Zhu looked at Ye Lan cheerfully.
Ye Lan thinks she is a beautiful woman, her skin is as white as jade fat, her graceful and elegant neck is revealed when she lowers her head, those clear and bright eyes seem to contain all the stars in the sky, her pink lips are shyly pursed, full Glossy and lustrous, slim body.
Of course, what Wang Zhu likes to see the most is Ye Lan's snow-white gully on her chest when she bends down to mop the floor, and her eyes, which she can't wait to see.
"I'm hungry, let's have dinner together." Ye Lan wiped off her sweat, looked up, and saw Wang staring at her bewilderedly, her face flushed immediately.
"well."
As night fell, Wang Chu was also hungry. Of course, the main reason was that Wang Chu didn't want Ye Lan to stay here, lest he couldn't control himself.
The two went out one after the other, and after going out, Ye Lan took the initiative to hold Wang Zhu's hand.
"Ye Lan, what do you do?" Wang Chu was very curious about Ye Lan's work, because he felt that Ye Lan seemed to be doing nothing all day long.
"I don't have a serious job, I just occasionally make some money for others by editing some messy software." Ye Lan wrote lightly.
"Programming!" Wang Chu looked at Ye Lan with reverence. In Wang Chu's eyes,
Programmers are like gods!
"What's the matter?" Ye Lan was terrified by Wang's stupid eyes.
"I remembered a joke about programmers." Wang Zhu chuckled.
"Um?"
"A computer science student was sitting under a tree studying, and another computer science student passed by on a fancy bike. The previous student asked, 'Where did you get your bike?' The biker replied: "When I was studying outside, a beautiful MM came by by car. She took off all her clothes and said to me, I will give you whatever you want." "Wise choice! You must not wear her clothes ’ said the previous student.”
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Ye Lan was stunned for a moment, then she understood and laughed so hard that her branches trembled wildly.
"Are all programmers so boring?" Wang Chu thought of the boy who was also a time traveler. He remembered that the boy said that he was a computer expert, and he was probably also a programmer.
"Someone summed up three points for programmers. First, self-image problems, slovenly, can't tidy up, and buy clothes that don't fit well; second, working with computers for many years has become a bit natural, boring, and stupid. ;Third, there are mostly homeboys in this group, and they don't know how to please women." Ye Lan covered her mouth and smiled.
"That's good." Wang Zhu breathed a long sigh of relief. If the boy is such a person, it will be much easier to deal with.
"That means male programmers."
"Where are you women?" Wang Zhu asked curiously.
"We... there are very few women in this circle... I don't know how other people are doing." Ye Lan blushed.
"Hehe, it looks like you're not bad, at least not as sloppy as the legendary programmer." Wang Zhu sniffed Ye Lan's shoulder with his nose, looking intoxicated.
"Stupid brother, my dad wants you to come to my house for dinner the day after tomorrow."
"...No, no, no." Wang Zhu was taken aback, he was not stupid enough to throw himself into the trap.
"Father said, if you don't go, he will come to the school to look for you." Ye Lan lowered her head and said weakly.
"Ah..." Wang Zhu was dumbfounded.
"My brothers are back, and they want to see you."
"Sister Lan, please let me go! Huh..."
"I told you, they don't agree and insist on you going." Ye Lan looked puzzled.
"Then...then...then what should I do..." Wang Zhu circled around Ye Lan like ants on a hot pot.
"Or don't go." Ye Lan was very considerate to Wang Chu.
"No, no, no, no, the old scout will come to the school... Well, if you stretch out your head, you will also get a knife if you retract your head, so let's die!" Wang Zhu said with a generous look on his face.
"Thank you stupid brother." Ye Lan was moved.
"It's okay, it's going to be a meal soon. Brother stupid, I'm not afraid of going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire. It's just a grand banquet. I think your father is a hero like Xiang Yu, so he won't embarrass me." Although Wang Zhu said boldly , but he was beating a drum in his heart, watching Ye Lan's reaction.
"Stupid brother, don't worry, my mother can hold my father down, and my mother will not make you ugly."
"That's good, that's good." Thinking of that fat aunt with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, Wang Chu's mood immediately improved a lot.
"I can't afford to be hurt, I can't really be hurt, I miss you, I miss you, I think of you in the dark, I call you, the beauty is in your arms again, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you so much that my heart is like a drop of blood, I can't really hurt you I can't afford to be hurt, I counted and counted and counted and counted until I give up, if I have a conscience, I will have your conscience dog to take it away, I hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you so much that I completely forget..."
"Teacher Ouyang's phone number." Wang Zhu took out the phone, with a mournful face.
"Don't answer." Ye Lan didn't want Ouyang Qingqing to disturb her having dinner with Wang Zhu.
"She...she will kill me..."
"Then...then you take it, don't say I'm with you." Ye Lan bit her lip.
"Okay...hey...Mr. Ouyang, ah...my phone is too quiet to hear...ah...how do you know that the ringtone of my mobile phone can't hurt..."
"Because I'm right behind you!"
"..." Wang Zhu turned his head, and in the night, Ouyang Qingqing was chasing after him. For this matter, Wang Zhu wanted to die. Damn, I can't afford to be hurt, the voice is so loud.
"Ye Lan." Ouyang Qingqing glared at Wang Chu viciously, and the eyes that looked at Ye Lan melted instantly, with incomparable tenderness.
Ye Lan didn't make a sound and remained silent.
"Shall we go out to eat together?" Wang Zhu asked with a dry laugh.
"What do you think?" Ouyang Qingqing sneered.
"Of course we will eat together." Seeing the sneer on Ouyang Qingqing's mouth, Wang Zhu felt a chill running down his spine, as if he had fallen into a hole in the ice.
When the three of them arrived at the school gate, when they passed the security room, they were spotted by Qian Bo, and immediately chased them out of the security room.
Wang Zhu didn't dare to respond, so he stepped up and left.
The three of them found a decent restaurant nearby, ordered some random dishes, and ate with their own thoughts.
The meal became dull because of Ouyang Qingqing's sudden joining.
Although Ouyang Qingqing was enthusiastic, Ye Lan ignored her at all, and her mood became bad.
Originally wanting to molested Ye Lan during the meal, Wang Zhu had no choice but to give up. With a hundred guts, he didn't dare to moleste Ye Lan in front of Ouyang Qingqing.
After eating, Ye Lan went home.
Wang Zhu sent Ouyang Qingqing home.
It was already dark at this time, otherwise, Wang Zhu and Ouyang Qingqing going in and out together would probably cause another commotion.
After sending Ouyang Qingqing to the door, Wang Zhu saw that Ouyang Qingqing didn't intend to invite him into the house, so he naturally didn't bother to bother him and went back home.
Back in the dormitory, Wang Zhu sat cross-legged on the bed and practiced the Supreme Immortal Dao for a while, his mind merged into those playful golden characters and played for a while, then lay down on the bed to rest.
Although cultivating the Supreme Immortal Dao can restore energy, Wang Zhu prefers to sleep in bed. After all, he has been sleeping for more than 20 years.
"I can't afford to be hurt, really can't afford to be hurt, I miss you, miss you, think of you in the dark, call you, the beauty is in your arms again, I hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you so much that my heart is like blood..."
Wang Zhu turned on the phone and saw an unfamiliar number.
"Who?" Wang Zhu answered the phone.
"I, Wang Jie." A heavy voice sounded from the other end of the phone.
Wang Zhu was silent for a while and did not speak.
The other party did not speak, but heavy breathing could be heard.
"The king is stupid."
"exist."
There was another long silence.
"Is your mother okay?"
"not good."
Once again fell into silence.