Chapter 269: 100 Years of Hanging on the Pull Hook
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up" Cao Susu shed tears and signaled Wang Zhu to help her open the socks in her mouth. Baidu: +
"No, what if you want to kill yourself by biting your tongue? Just bear with it, I'll see if I can help you refine the lava fruit crystals through your clothes."
Wang Zhu was afraid that the night would be long and dreamy, so he let Cao Susu understand his painstaking efforts earlier, and regardless of Cao Susu's struggle, he held her down with one hand and stimulated the spiritual energy with the other, and gently placed it on Cao Susu's plump chest.
Aura has no effect.
The crystals formed by the aura of the lava fruit seem to have inherited the property of the lava fruit to block the aura, and Wang Zhu's surging aura is completely excluded.
It seems that in addition to using the skin as a medium, other methods are useless.
Seeing Cao Susu's flaming red face, Wang Zhu didn't care so much, so he went all out, took off Cao Susu's shirt, and immediately, the proud snow-white mountain peak was completely exposed. Under the light, Wang Zhu was dazzled.
When Wang Zhu's eyes met Cao Susu's murderous eyes, he immediately poured cold water on his head, and the desire in his heart was thrown out of the sky. among the peaks
Time passed by every minute and every second.
With a cool feeling in his chest, Cao Susu woke up from the shame and indignation, and stared blankly at Wang Zhu who was sitting cross-legged.
At this time, Wang Zhu still had his eyes closed, with a serious face. Although he was kneading its plump jade peak with one hand, there was no trace of profanity, but a kind of solemnity.
The surging spiritual energy entered Cao Susu's skin through Wang Zhu's palm, and rushed towards the crystal like a thousand troops. Wave after wave, the hard crystal was destroyed, disintegrated, and became fragmented. Because the ethereal air disappeared in Cao Susu's limbs, bones, and eight meridians.
The spread of spiritual energy made Cao Susu extremely comfortable, and the scorching heat like standing on the crater of a volcano gradually disappeared.
Cao Susu stared blankly at Wang Zhu, and she saw large beads of sweat appearing on Wang Zhu's forehead.
Finally, Wang Zhu opened his eyes.
"How do you feel?" Wang Zhu asked Cao Susu cautiously.
"Woooooooooooooooooo" Cao Susu was speechless,
I can only nod.
"Okay, I'm scared to death. It seems that we really want to have a skin-to-skin kiss."
Wang Zhu looked down and was immediately attracted by the two tall and straight snow-white jade peaks. His face was full of spirits, and the palm that was originally placed on the mountain peaks subconsciously squeezed.
"It feels good!" Wang Zhu secretly exclaimed.
"woo woo woo"
"Ah..." Wang Zhu woke up with a start, frightened out of his wits, and quickly closed his eyes again, pretending to refine crystals for Cao Susu.
Seeing Wang Zhu who was serious and pretending to help her treat, Cao Susu had the urge to vomit blood.
After some pretentiousness, Wang Zhuo put the quilt on Cao Susu hypocritically, and tore off the socks in his mouth, but he did not untie Cao Susu.
"Release!" Cao Susu looked at Wang Zhu coldly.
"No hurry, no hurry, we have to make three chapters first."
"What are the three chapters of the contract?" Cao Susu gritted his teeth.
"First, you are not allowed to hit me; second, you are not allowed to scold me; third, you are not allowed to hate me!"
"You are not allowed to hate you if you take advantage of me?!" Cao Susu wanted to die, she always felt that Wang Zhu was a bit bad, but today, she finally saw Wang Zhu's shamelessness.
"It doesn't matter if you don't agree, I'll keep you tied up until you recover, and I'll just get out of here. It's none of my business whether you die or not. Anyway, what you see is what you don't see."
"Tie me up all the time! Aren't you afraid that the police will come to your door?" Cao Susu snorted coldly.
"Hey, I'm a cultivator. Will a cultivator be afraid of the police?"
With a flick of Wang Zhu's palm, an exorcism talisman flew out. At the same time, a black bear as huge as a hill appeared, and the small room immediately seemed crowded.
"Ah" Cao Susu screamed in fright, her face paled.
"Damn! What's your name in the middle of the night!" Wang Zhu was taken aback, stretched out his palm, and stuffed the ball of socks into Cao Susu's mouth again.
"woo woo woo woo"
"You have to make sure you don't yell and I'll take it out."
"Woo woo woo!" Cao Susu nodded repeatedly.
"Wang Zhu..." Cao Susu took a look at Wang Zhu and picked up the socks in his hands in a demonstrative manner, and immediately softened.
Wang Zhu waved at Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, who was excited to play with Wang Zhu, immediately looked sad, and after Wang Zhu chased him away a few times, he reluctantly disappeared.
"Okay, we can have a good talk now. Remember the conditions I said? First, don't hit me; second, don't scold me; third, don't hate me! If you don't agree, I will I will keep you tied until I cure you, and then I will hide my achievements and fame.” Wang Zhu looked at Cao Susu triumphantly, and he enjoyed Cao Susu's deflated expression very much.
"I agree, but I have conditions."
"Say, as long as Brother Stupid can do it, I will promise you."
"I want to cultivate the truth."
"This……"
"I don't want to practice Huanxi Zen." Cao Su said bitterly.
"Ahem... There is no joy meditation... I also want to practice joy meditation, the problem is, I can't..."
"You agreed?" Cao Susu's brow showed a trace of joy.
"No."
"you……"
"It's okay for me to teach you cultivation, but I also have conditions."
"You said... as long as you don't bully me... I promise you everything I can..." Cao Susu blushed for a while.
"It's still the same three points, don't hit me, don't scold me, don't hate me, this is a lifetime promise, otherwise, if one day you are better than me in cultivation, thinking about today's incident, your head will get hot , If you want to kill someone, what should you do if you kill me?"
"Okay, then you have to agree to one condition." Cao Susu rolled her eyes, and it was time to maximize her benefits.
"Say it."
"I want a big black bear as a pet."
"Ah...hey, are you mistaken? It's not a big black bear, and even if I give it to you, you can't handle it."
"Then... Just a puppy, as long as it can be like what you just did!"
"I don't give this stuff away at will. Usually, the ghost exorcist can only be summoned, not raised. I don't know why every time the ghost exorcist is summoned, it is Xiao Hei. In the end, that guy became mine. Pets." Wang Chu was actually very troubled, because Xiao Hei was too clingy, and he didn't want to go back every time he came out.
"You don't know how to control it?"
"Eldest sister, I don't know myself, how do you want me to explain to you, how about this, when you can use the ghost exorcism talisman, I will refine the talisman for you, as long as you are summoning an elephant or an ant , then it's none of my business."
"...Well, I won't be so unlucky to summon an ant, even a rabbit. Hey, you can let go of my hand."
"Well, loose one first. In order to prevent you from going back on your word, we have to swear." Wang Zhu untied Cao Susu's hand, and then stretched out his little finger.
"What are you doing?" Cao Susu was stunned.
"Swear! Come, hang on the hook for a hundred years, and don't change it!"
"Hanging the hook for a hundred years, don't change it!"
"No, no, not a hundred years." Wang Zhu shook his head suddenly.
"Why?" Cao Susu was taken aback.
"Cultivators must live for more than a hundred years, we want a thousand years, come again!"
"..."
"Hanging on the hook for a hundred years, no..."
The two spoke in unison, but found that they were wrong again. After rehearsing several times, they finally fulfilled the vow.
After swearing, Wang Zhu untied Cao Susu's messy wrapping.
"Wang stupid!" Cao Susu, who was untied, immediately glared at Wang stupid.
"Don't hit me, don't scold me, don't hate me!" Wang Stupid looked at Cao Susu complacently.
"But I didn't swear that I couldn't pinch you!"
Cao Susu grabbed Wang Zhu's thigh at once, and strangled desperately.
"Ah...Auntie, is it okay to break the oath like this?" Wang Zhu was afraid of being caught by Cao Susu, so he didn't dare to mobilize his true energy to resist, and screamed again and again after being pinched. Of course, Wang Chu actually enjoyed this kind of flirting.
"Teach me how to cultivate." Cao Susu said angrily.
"Please get dressed first." Wang Zhu stared at Cao Susu's chest.
"Ah... get out! Get out quickly!" Cao Susu looked down, only to realize that she was still naked on her upper body, and she screamed ear-piercingly.
Wang Zhu didn't dare to stay for a long time, so he fled in despair.
After returning to his room, Wang Zhu wiped the sweat off his forehead, threatened and lured him, and finally settled Cao Susu's matter.
Wang Chu was very satisfied with the result, at least, there were no sequelae.
The most important thing is that in the past ten days, he has been able to justifiably "molest" Cao Susu. Thinking of Cao Susu's pair of plump snow-white jade peaks, Wang Zhu couldn't help but licked his tongue, burning with desire.
Of course, Wang Zhu didn't have the idea of developing Cao Susu into a sex buddy. In his opinion, it's better not to provoke a woman like Cao Susu who is outgoing and has a strong personality.
Being able to get some cheap food and eat tofu already made Wang Chu very satisfied.
In addition, I went to England, because Xu Xianxian almost turned the brothers against each other. Although the brothers reconciled in the end, they were still devastated. When dealing with the relationship between men and women, Wang Chu began to be cautious and dared not be as casual as before.
Who to put out the fire?
Wang Zhu, who was lying on the bed, tossed and fell asleep, filtering through his mind the women he had a relationship with, but he couldn't find any.
Ye Lan definitely can't do it, as long as she touches Ye Lan, Wang Zhu is sure that the old scout and the six gourd babies will kill them and force them to get married.
It seems that Su Xue can't touch it either, only since she canceled the family mission, it's not easy for him to touch her fingers, so if she comes to the door at this time, I'm afraid he's just asking for trouble.
Where's Ouyang Qingqing?
Wang Zhu considered it over and over again, and found that Ouyang Qingqing was a very sensible person, and if he went there, he would probably be rejected.
Han Bing!
Yes, Han Bing!
Thinking of Han Bing's fiery body, Wang Chu couldn't fall asleep anymore.
"Wang Zhu, why are you going?" Wang Zhu just went downstairs and opened the door when Cao Susu appeared on the balcony like a ghost.
"Don't worry, go out for a walk."
"Why don't you teach me how to cultivate when you are so busy? You must be fooling around..."
"Boom!"
As soon as Cao Susu finished speaking, Wang Zhu had already closed the iron gate and disappeared into the darkness.
"Bastard!" Cao Susu stomped her feet angrily.
"Don't scold me!" Wang Chu's voice came from afar in the darkness.
"You can't beat him, you can't scold him, you can't hate him..."
Cao Susu muttered to herself and went back to the room to sleep, but she couldn't sleep. Her mind was full of Wang Zhu's wretched smile, which made her even more angry. She turned over and sat on the edge of the bed, tearing at the mouth socks, racking his brains to figure out how to deal with Wang Chu without breaking his oath