Chapter 43 You Need Viagra

"Snapped!"

Lu Jiao slapped Wang Zhu across the face and scolded, "Rogue!"

"Aren't you afraid that I have a knife?" Wang Zhu covered his hot face with one hand, and gestured in the air with the hand holding the knife.

"Humph."

Lu Jiao turned around and strode away from the forest.

"Lv Jiao, I dare to rape you if you make me anxious." Seeing Lu Jiao strode away, Wang Zhu roared angrily. After saving someone, not only did he not get a reward, but he was also slapped. It is estimated that this unlucky thing can only happen to him.

Lu Jiao didn't know what to do, so she quickened her pace and left.

"Damn girl, you are so ruthless!"

Wang Clumsy touched his hot cheeks, but he was not in the mood to practice and went home to sleep.

While Wang Zhu was lying on the bed and sleeping like hell, Lu Jiao was tossing and turning in the rented house, unable to fall asleep.

Originally, Lu Jiao was quite frightened, but after being disturbed by Wang Zhu, she was not afraid at all.

Of course, it wasn't because of her ex-boyfriend that Lu Jiao couldn't sleep, but why wasn't she afraid when Wang Zhu threatened her?

Did he know that Wang Chu would not hurt her?

That night, Lu Jiao was thinking about this question, she didn't understand why she firmly believed that Wang Zhu would not hurt her.

Of course, Lu Jiao hated Wang Zhu for hiding in the woods regardless of her life or death.

So unmanly!

After Lu Jiao gave a conclusion against her will, she fell asleep in a daze...

...

After Wang Zhu accidentally changed the golden characters of the Supreme Immortal Dao into playful children in the woods that day, he began to spend a lot of time on it.

Slowly, Wang Chu pondered and worked out some experience. Those golden characters playing like children are actually doing some specific sports, just because they appear in the image of characters, so it looks like countless children are playing.

In the spirit of idleness being idleness, Wang Chu, who was originally lazy, began to practice those seemingly immature and weird movements.

In this kind of practice, the time is easy to pass, and in a blink of an eye, it is late September.

During this period of time, apart from going to the library and practicing at work, Wang Chu spent the rest of his time studying ancient geography.

According to the plan, Wang Zhu will go to Mount Tai during the National Day holiday for the treasure left to him by Qin Shihuang.

Emperor Qin Shihuang!

Wang Zhu, who was practicing, suddenly opened his eyes.

During this period of time, he was obsessed with cultivating the Supreme Immortal Dao, and he actually forgot about Qin Shihuang. When he thought of it now, he realized that Qin Shihuang hadn't appeared since he agreed to go to Mount Tai to bury things last time.

"Hey, hello... Qin Shihuang... Qin Shihuang..."

Wang Zhu quickly shouted in his mind.

After shouting for more than ten minutes, there was no response in my mind.

"Hey, big brother, you won't hang up, I still rely on you to make a fortune!"

"What are you looking for?"

Just as Wang Zhu was wailing, suddenly, Qin Shihuang's familiar voice sounded in his mind, but the voice still didn't return to the thick and weak feeling before.

"Ah...you're not dead?" Wang Chu was startled by the sudden sound.

"Ahem... I won't die."

"..."

Listening to that sickly voice, Wang Zhu could only be speechless.

It is estimated that Qin Shihuang has been ill during this time, so he did not contact him.

"What are you looking for?"

"What happened last time..."

"I have already sent a practitioner to do it, and here is the map for you."

"well……"

Just as Wang Chu was overjoyed, a map appeared in his mind. Judging from its shape, it should be the location of the Mount Tai stone carving.

"Thank you Shihuang, thank you big brother, from now on, you will be my big brother." Thinking of the white money, Wang Chu was so excited that he could not speak coherently.

"I'm going to take medicine."

"and many more……"

Wang Zhu called Qin Shihuang because he wanted to ask the Qin Dynasty what time it is now, and then speculate how long the first emperor can live, and then seize the time to squeeze the first emperor dry.

It's a pity that the first emperor's thinking has disappeared, no matter how affectionately Wang Zhu shouted, there was no response at all.

Forget it, ask again next time, it won't be so unlucky to hang up in the past few days.

Time passed day by day.

Wang Zhu hasn't met Lu Jiao these days, and Lu Jiao seems to be avoiding her, trying to miss the chance to meet Wang Zhu.

Lu Jiao avoids Wang Zhu, and Wang Zhu avoids Su Xue. She only goes to the library to borrow books. Looking for opportunities to get close to Wang Chu every day, he often arrives at Wang Chu's dormitory unexpectedly.

Recently, Wang Zhu has become a celebrity of Liu University. Not only the students, but also the leaders of the school, all know that Su Xue likes Wang Zhu. Some leaders even asked Wang Zhu specifically, and it was confirmed that Su Xue fell after Wang Zhu. , Then give up, otherwise, Wang Zhu's job may not be able to keep.

Of course, during the questioning, the leaders did not warn Wang Stupid less.

Today, Su Xue came to the dormitory again.

When Wang Cun came to the dormitory, Su Xue was sitting among a group of security guards watching TV, giggling from time to time, as if she was at her own home.

A group of security guards seem to have gotten used to Su Xue's visits, and they are also very warm to Su Xue. Every time they come, they serve tea and water, and are extremely attentive.

Wang Zhu was worried about Su Xue's high-standard reception. You must know that some security guards usually didn't pay him much attention.

"It's better to be raped by some security guards!"

Wang Zhu secretly cursed Su Xue, but he knew that a group of bumpkin colleagues would never dare to profane Su Xue, let alone a goddess-level figure.

In fact, just as Wang Zhu thought, the security guards in this room respect Su Xue very much, even if they are watching TV together, they keep a distance from Su Xue and dare not get close.

After Wang Zhu entered the door, he immediately slipped into his room, closed the door quietly, and secretly prayed that Su Xue was fascinated by watching TV and didn't notice him coming back.

"Boom..."

The rhythmic knock on the door shattered Wang Chu's fantasy.

"Sister, are you still letting people live?" Wang Zhu opened the door ajar and blocked Su Xue with his body, preventing her from entering.

Su Xue looked at Wang Zhu quietly, without speaking.

"Xiao Wang, can you be nice to sister Su Xue?"

"Yeah yeah!"

"Look at you, what do you mean by blocking the door?"

"..."

Before Su Xue opened her mouth, a group of security guards who were filled with righteous indignation had already complained about Su Xue's injustice. Wang Zhu hurriedly got out of the way, pulled Su Xue into the room, and closed the door tightly. Wang Zhu reckoned that if he delayed for a while, the raging colleagues would probably rush over and beat him up, and that would be a real injustice.

"For you." After Su Xue entered the door, she took out a bottle from her delicate satchel and handed it to Wang Chu.

"What... Viagra..." Wang Zhu took the bottle and looked at it, almost fainting in anger.

"You need it." Su Xue had a rare blush on her face.

"I don't need it!"

Gritting his teeth, Wang Chu threw the bottle to the ground, roaring hysterically.

"Then why can't you?" Su Xue showed a trace of doubt on her face.

"Actually..." Wang Zhu rolled his eyes, "Actually, as long as you learn to striptease and sing Shibamo, I promise you will be able to show off your glory."

"Really?" Su Xue didn't believe it.

"Believe me, go study, we will be able to bridal chamber soon." Wang Zhu was eager to practice, and pushed Su Xue towards the door.

"You lied to me." Su Xue shook her head.

"I didn't lie to you, really, what men need is not Viagra, but the temptation of women, the temptation of all kinds of charms, understand? You will know after learning." Wang Zhu opened the door and pushed Su Xue out.

"Let me try……"

"Go, learn quickly, I'm looking forward to your dancing." Wang Zhu blinked, pinched Su Xue's butt, pushed Su Xue out by the way, and closed the door directly.

"The temptation of a woman..."

Su Xue bowed her head outside the door and thought for a while, then left while muttering to herself.

"Grandma's, I've seen too many women. This is the first time I've seen this kind of weird woman. Forget it, it's not Brother Stupid."

After driving Su Xue away, Wang Zhu leaned against the door and let out a long breath.

I don't know if Su Xue will really sing Shibamo and striptease?

Wang Zhu tried his best to imagine the scene of Su Xue jumping and taking off her clothes while singing Shibamo, but it always felt a little weird...

...

After finally getting rid of the distracting thoughts in his heart, Wang Zhu entered the secret book of the supreme immortal way, and once again merged into the playfulness of those children.

There is God's will in the dark.

Wang Zhu didn't know the ancient characters and fumbled around, but it made him understand the essence of the supreme immortality.

It is true that the Supreme Immortal Way is a secret book of cultivation, but it is not expressed in words, but expressed in ancient body language.

In ancient times, in order to communicate, some human beings would try their best to express their intentions with their body. a form of expression.

In the era of Qin Shihuang, human beings already possessed a high degree of civilization, and writing has become a system, and the ancient body language has been abandoned. Gradually, the supreme immortality has also been lost in the world of comprehension. It is also for this reason that the comprehensionists in Qin Shihuang's era were unable to comprehend the supreme immortality, and gradually became tasteless. It was tasteless to eat and it was a pity to discard it. The immortal way was given to Wang Chu.

Because of the cultural gap, Wang Chu couldn't understand those complicated and obscure body language through modern characters, but instead awakened the potential ability of the human body and comprehended body language.

When Wang Chu's thinking was moving in those mysterious golden characters, his body also made some complicated and obscure movements.

As he practiced wholeheartedly, Wang Chu found that his sense of hearing became more and more acute. There seemed to be a surging force surging between his limbs and bones, which made him often want to find a target to fight. Unfortunately, Shi Xiaobao He and Wen Jing were not there, so Wang Zhu could only occasionally go to the grove to vent.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills. What kind of rhythm is the most swaying..."

The hot and most dazzling national style mobile phone ringtones pulled Wang Chu out of his practice.

"Lu Jiao, what are you doing?" Wang Zhu was taken aback when he saw the number. It was actually Lu Jiao's cell phone number. You must know that Lu Jiao would never take the initiative to call him, let alone it was midnight.

"Wang Zhu, I'm sick... Wang Zhu, don't come here... ah..."

"Bitch!"

A heart-piercing scream came to mind on the phone, and then a familiar man's voice was heard.

Chen Bing!

Wang Zhu's heart fell into the ice hole at once.