Chapter 1233
Zhuang Jia stood not far away, staring blankly at this scene.
The man was beaten and curled up on the ground, unable to get up for a long time, the guests next to him watched in amazement, and no one dared to speak out.
Yu Yang called the police in the nearby streets, then asked the clerk of the Japanese grocery store for a ziplock bag, and poured a little orange juice into it.
The police patrolled back and forth on a fixed street or route, and when they got close, they rushed to the store and directly tortured the man.
Yu Yang also handed over the small bag of orange juice: "Send it to the detention center first, wait for the results of the laboratory to come out, and treat it as attempted rape."
After the patrolman took the person away, the atmosphere in the shop slowly recovered...
Yu Yang walked up to Zhuang Jia, looked him up and down, and asked, "Go back?"
Zhuang Jia finally regained consciousness and nodded quickly.
After the two finished paying, they left the grocery store one after the other, and he drove Zhuang Jia home as usual.
The speed is as steady as ever.
Zhuang Jia didn't speak all the way. She stared out the car window in a daze for a while, then suddenly burst out laughing.
Yu Yang raised his eyebrows slightly, and glanced at her from the rearview mirror.
Sensing Yu Yang's gaze, Zhuang Jia hurriedly adjusted his expression, but he still couldn't hide the involuntary laughter on his face.
"What's wrong?" Yu Yang asked.
She pursed her lips, glanced around, glanced out of the car window, and whispered, "It's nothing."
Yu Yang didn't ask any more questions, and continued to drive while holding the steering wheel.
The car stopped at the intersection of traffic lights, and while waiting for the red light, Zhuang Jia snorted again.
Yu Yang looked at her again, although he didn't ask aloud, there was doubt in his eyes.
Zhuang Jia touched his face in embarrassment, feeling a little hot, probably blushing.
"It's okay..." She murmured embarrassingly, "I just suddenly remembered the joke that person said just now. I felt disgusting at the time. Now that I think about it...it's quite funny..."
"What joke?" Yu Yang asked.
Zhuang Jia's cheeks were flushed, "It's that kind of... a naughty joke."
"Oh." Yu Yang nodded slightly, "Is it funny? Tell me."
Zhuang Jia: "..."
This... is a little hard to say, right?
The time waiting for the red light felt extraordinarily long for some reason.
The long silence in the car made the atmosphere stagnant in embarrassment. Yu Yang turned his head and looked over with his usual indifferent and calm expression, "Why don't you talk?" he asked Zhuang Jia.
"Actually, it's not very funny..." Zhuang Jia struggled for a while, then opened her lips and said, "He said he was willing to work for me, but he wanted me to give him... give him, um, grass."
Continue to be silent.
Zhuang Jia's heart was in a mess.
It's embarrassing not to tell a joke, and it seems even more embarrassing to tell a joke.
In order to ease the atmosphere, she shrugged pretending not to care, and said with a smile: "It's pretty vulgar, isn't it? Hehehe..."
The red light finally turned green, Yu Yang held the steering wheel and continued driving without responding.
Zhuang Jia became even more uncomfortable, "Um... don't prosecutors usually like to tell jokes?"
"Occasionally." Yu Yang said, "Work is work, and private life is private life. We sometimes go to dinner parties, ktv, and play cards after get off work. There are also jokes."
"Really..." Zhuang Jia murmured, but her expression showed suspicion. I always feel that people like Yu Yang should make a pot of tea and talk about life in a serious manner even if they have a pastime.
"Don't believe me?" Yu Yang smiled lightly, "I'll tell you an adult joke as well."
Zhuang Jia was startled, and stared straight at him with wide eyes.
Adult... joke?
"In the past, the Sphinx liked to ask passers-by, if a mother and a wife fell into the water at the same time, which one would they choose to save?
If a passerby chooses a mother, the Sphinx will kill the passerby on the pretext of being unfaithful to his wife; if a passerby chooses a wife, the Sphinx will kill the passerby on the pretext of being unfilial to his mother. In this way, the Sphinx killed many people.
One day, the Sphinx met Oedipus, and then the Sphinx committed suicide by jumping off a cliff. "
Zhuang Jia: "???"
... What did I hear?