About Office's Interview Theater 【Free】
Author: "For a long time, many people in the book review area have expressed disapproval of the fact that you are Chu. Do you have any explanation for this?"
Zhuang Jia: "I have three versions of the explanation, which one do you want to hear?"
Author: "Tell me about it."
Zhuang Jia: "In the first version, I felt that boys pursued me for the sake of me, so when they were in a relationship, once their boyfriend showed such intentions, I would be very disgusted. Even after getting engaged, I had no intention of OOXX. I want to save it for the wedding day, it will feel more perfect."
Author: "Barely explain it... let's talk about the second version."
Zhuang Jia: "In the second version, the man I am engaged to has no sexual interest in me, or it can be understood in this way, he can only get excited when he wants to kill me, and he is relatively incompetent at ordinary times, so I have been pure until now. "
Author: "Hmm, this reason is more interesting, let's move on to the third one."
Zhuang Jia: "In the third edition, the author didn't think about chu at all when he set the characters for me, but later on, my partner's popularity suddenly became more popular, and many readers threatened the author. The author servilely changed the setting."
Author: "... I think the second version is better, what do you think?"
Zhuang Jia: "Whatever you want, I don't know what to worry about."
Author (helpless): "People say that you fell in love with a puppy at the age of 15, but you are still a chu at the age of 23. It doesn't make sense."
Zhuang Jia: "15-year-old puppy love and 23-year-old are Chu, is there any connection between the two?"
Author: "I don't know what the connection is... Actually, I also had a puppy love when I was 15 years old, and I kept my body like a jade for many, many years."
Zhuang Jia (surprised): "Wow, you fell in love at the age of 15! How does it feel?"
Author (Thinking): "It feels sweet. He is good at drawing. We pass notes in class without writing. He draws a cartoon villain, and then I draw another one. I can draw a comic book in one class, and go back to it after school. If you accidentally touch the back of your hand, you will blush."
Zhuang Jia (excited): "What happened next?"
Author (indifferent): "Later I empathized with someone else."
Zhuang Jia: "..."
Cool down here for a minute or so.
Zhuang Jia (seriously): "Why does it have to be chu? Does the reader's mandatory requirement for double chu indicate that patriarchal thinking is deeply rooted? We need to liberate this layer of film!!!"
Author (calm): "When reading a book, I will substitute my expectations for love. Since it is an expectation, of course I will strive for perfection. Two people who have no past belong to each other from the beginning to the end, which is also one of the perfect conditions. It doesn't matter."
Zhuang Jia (turning her head): "Boyfriend, if I'm not Chu, would you mind?"
Yu Yang (silent): "..."
Zhuang Jia stared at Yu Yang.
The author stares at Yu Yang +1.
Yu Yang: "I am more concerned about another matter. Why am I still a boy in my thirties?"
Author: "Maybe someone will give an answer in the chapter review of this chapter...Okay, this is the end of the interview, I look forward to the two of you cracking the c, come on!"
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