Assassin Landlord & Beauty Tenants

Chapter 380 Water, Water, Water!!

"Oh? As far as I know, Tiezhu, you are not a conservative person, right?" Lucy looked at Zhao Tiezhu in disbelief.

"Where! These are all rumors and slander!! Absolute slander!! I completely agree with your parents' views, and I firmly reject the behavior of having a maiden name!!" Zhao Tiezhu said righteously.

"Oh? What do you say?" Lucy asked with a smile.

"Today's society is an impetuous society, full of fast food culture, which has even affected love. Many people can sleep with each other after just one day of knowing each other. This is a serious irresponsibility for oneself and for your future. Responsible, I often see many men and women in school uniforms kissing me in public places, and I even encountered washroom doors on the subway before! This is not just a matter of puppy love, this is already a loss of morality! !" Zhao Tiezhu said impassionedly, while looking at Lucy's expression, he found that Lucy quite agreed with his point of view, and he boasted, "I am not against puppy love, on the contrary, puppy love can help us develop a kind of love earlier. Responsibility, what I object to is those who delay business because of puppy love." Zhao Tiezhu spoke eloquently for a long time, and even he admired his eloquence. After a long time, Lucy slowly said:

"Tie Zhu, what is the washroom door?"

Zhao Tiezhu was filled with frustration for a moment. His mouth was dry when his brother talked about it. Are you just paying attention to the washroom door? Don't be such a bully.

"Tie Zhu, tell me~" Lucy said coquettishly when she saw Zhao Tiezhu's speechless look.

Zhao Tiezhu originally planned to ignore Lucy to express his dissatisfaction, but when he saw Lucy's coquettish look, Zhao Tiezhu resolutely abandoned his position.

"Do you really want to listen to this bathroom scandal?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.

"Yeah, tell me, I'm not afraid~" Lucy also knew that any door in China was basically linked to that thing, but as a person from a country with a very open culture, she could I can’t be a coward anymore.

"In this case, let me tell you about this washroom door. I have to talk about it from a few years ago. At that time, I was on the JH high-speed rail. Do you know about the JH high-speed rail? It often broke down when it was first built. That railway line, when I was going from Sh to Beijing, there were quite a lot of people. On the ground opposite me, there were two people sitting on the ground, a boy and a girl, still wearing school uniforms. They were hugging each other all the way, which I really admired. But it didn't work, and then the train suddenly broke down halfway, so we had to wait there. Maybe the two of them were passionate, and the man put his hand into the woman's skirt, and then, you know, It keeps twitching. Haha.”

Zhao Tiezhu said that he felt a little embarrassed, but Lucy listened very seriously. Seeing Zhao Tiezhu stop, he asked, "Why is this a washroom door?"

"This...do I still need to explain this thoroughly?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Lucy and said.

"Of course!! I don't even understand!" Lucy replied doubtfully.

"Okay." Zhao Tiezhu looked helplessly at this woman who seemed to understand nothing, "This woman is excited, why is the water flooding the golden mountain? The man's hand is twitching there, and the whole hand is wet? This is After washing his hands, the man wiped his hands on himself, look how wet it was!" Zhao Tiezhu said.

Lucy still looked confused.

"This... don't tell me you still don't understand!! It's not like you haven't seen love action movies, water!! Do you know, water!!! Women are made of water!!" Zhao Tiezhu couldn't say it too clearly. I can only say it casually.

"Water?? Oh! I see, you mean to pee!! Oops! What's so embarrassing to say!" Lucy suddenly realized, patted Zhao Tiezhu on the shoulder and said, "I've seen it wet in love action movies. Didn’t that girl pee when she was wet? Haha, this is the washroom door! It’s so interesting, peeing on the train, haha!

Zhao Tiezhu looked at Lucy smiling and felt that this girl was either pretending to be stupid, or she was really stupid. You come from a country with such an open culture, and you don’t even know the hidden meaning in the saying that women are made of water. Does it mean obscene? It seems that you still don’t understand the various surnames in the Chinese language~ Zhao Tiezhu shook his head and did not intend to correct Lucy. Anyway, he would understand one day sooner or later, but he didn’t know, and it was because he didn’t say it that he caused trouble later. It’s a big joke. These are all things for later, so I won’t talk about it now.

Zhao Tiezhu took the box of TT out of the drawer and put it into his bag. Lucy folded her arms and shouted, "Tie Zhu, what do you want to do?"

"This stuff can't be wasted, right? You can take it back and give it to Fan Jian and the others. A box in the supermarket costs dozens of yuan!" Zhao Tiezhu said with dignity again.

"Oh? Aren't you going to use it?" Lucy said with a smile.

"Of course not! I'm a boy. I'm still studying. Why do I use this? Lucy, we are familiar with each other. If you want to slander me, I won't agree!" Zhao Tiezhu said aggrievedly.

"Hahaha." Lucy smiled and shook her head.

After Zhao Tiezhu took the TT, he became very curious about the drawer on the second floor, so he opened the drawer without saying anything. Zhao Tiezhu couldn't help but lean in when he saw it.

"What is it?" Lucy also looked out, and when she saw it, she also leaned forward.

"Is this... Is this still a movie theater? Why do I feel like it's a couple's hotel?" Zhao Tiezhu reached out and took out a pink stick-shaped object from the drawer. This was just one of the many things inside.

"Put it in quickly!!" Lucy couldn't stand it anymore and ordered.

"Here, let me see. I have never touched this thing in my life! I have only seen it in movies." Zhao Tiezhu smiled obscenely and turned on a switch on the stick-shaped object.

The stick-shaped object immediately shook its head, "Damn, so powerful!" Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly turned off the button, then put the thing into the drawer and closed it.

"Aren't you going to take this thing back for Fan Jian to use?" Lucy asked with a red face.

"This... is too heavy, Fan Jian can't use it, but the "egg"-shaped thing inside, Lucy, you can take it back, that thing has a high vibration frequency, it can be used as a massager, it's very good." Zhao Tiezhu teased.

Lucy rolled her eyes directly.

Zhao Tiezhu looked at the third layer of the drawer and said to Lucy, "The first and second layers are so exciting, Lucy, do you want to see the third layer?"

"This..." Lucy hesitated. She was just a virgin. Seeing so many things that she had only seen in love action movies before was already very shocking. What if there was something more shocking on the third layer, which polluted her eyes? But foreigners are much more curious than Chinese people. Lucy hesitated and said, "Otherwise... open it and have a look?"

Zhao Tiezhu swallowed his saliva and stretched out his hand to open the third layer of the drawer. As he pulled, he said, "This is what you want to see!"

After the drawer was opened, Zhao Tiezhu leaned forward to take a look. This time, he didn't rely on it, and he came out with a "fuck".

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