Chapter 864: Don’t Be a Hooligan
"Here, let's take a break and drink later." Chen Shao held the wine in his hand and hesitated for a long time. Although beer is not easy to get drunk, drinking too much can make you vomit. That's not a good thing.
"Well, since Mr. Chen can't drink, then forget it." Zhao Tiezhu interrupted at the right time.
Men, you cannot be pitied by women, let alone men, let alone your enemies! Chen Shao originally thought that if someone else intervened to smooth things over, he would go down the slope. Unexpectedly, it was Zhao Tiezhu who was the one to smooth things over. This made it impossible for Chen Shao to go down the slope. First of all, it would be difficult for him to deal with it. He was the one who was fighting for the wine, and now he was the one who wanted mercy from the other party. If he said this, he would no longer have to hang out in school. Therefore, Chen Shao immediately felt relieved, picked up the wine bottle and drank it, which was quite a heroic act. The feeling of something gone and never coming back.
However, although he really wanted to drink the wine in one gulp, the capacity of his stomach was limited. Halfway through he drank, Chen Lingshan had already finished the wine, and Chen Shao couldn't drink the remaining half anyway. The wine in the bottle had already surged into his throat, threatening to spurt out at any time.
"Hold it and drink later." Chen Shao put the bottle down and concentrated on suppressing the wine in his stomach.
But Zhao Tiezhu obviously didn't want to make things easier for him, but Zhao Tiezhu didn't force him to drink. Instead, he said to the two women, "Let me tell you a joke."
The two women were stunned for a moment. They were still making jokes at this time, but they expected that Zhao Tiezhu would not take it lightly, so they both nodded.
"The joke is like this. There was a man who went to eat vermicelli, but the store told him that there were no more vermicelli. He became very depressed. Just as he was about to leave, he saw someone sitting on the table next to him. In front of that person There was a bowl of vermicelli placed on the table, but the man didn't take action, so he walked over and asked the man, "Can you eat this vermicelli?" The man shook his head and said, "Can you give it to me?" The man asked, "I'll pay." "The man nodded. He paid the money happily and ate the vermicelli. At the end of the meal, he saw a cockroach at the bottom of the bowl, and it was still cooked. The man felt vomiting and immediately After spitting the vermicelli into the bowl, the man next to him smiled and said, "I was just like you. ""
"Ah! Brother Tiezhu, you are so disgusting! You vomited after eating it, you vomited it again, you are not a human being!" Li Ling'er's IQ was so high that he immediately guessed Zhao Tiezhu's purpose and explained the joke. Chen Lingshan said with a somewhat ugly face, "Brother Tiezhu, this joke is really disgusting."
Zhao Tiezhu was about to say something when he heard a sound of retching from the side. Then Chen Shao stood up with an ugly face. He didn't expect that Zhao Tiezhu would take advantage of him to tell him such disgusting things when he was about to vomit. It’s a joke. The bowl of vermicelli that had been vomited up appeared uncontrollably in Chen Shao’s mind. He felt like he was vomiting, almost as if he had diabetes. He couldn’t control it anymore! He couldn't stand up and ran outside.
However, Chen Shao obviously felt this urge to vomit. He had just run a few steps when his stomach suddenly twitched!
Chen Shao hates Zhao Tiezhu, and Chen Lingshan hates this luxury bag even more. The luxury bag is very large. If it were in a small bag or something, it would be enough for him to run out and vomit. However, this luxury bag is very big, so big that he can't even throw up. It would take Chen Shao seven or eight seconds to reach the door!
Finally, after Chen Shao ran a few more steps, he couldn't help it anymore!
vomit! !
Chen Shao moved his head forward and vomited out. However, since Chen Shao was a face-saving person, he didn't want others to see him vomiting, so he naturally used his hand to block his mouth, trying to block the vomited thing. In the mouth, however, there is too much beer, and the carbon dioxide in the beer directly creates a fountain-like effect. Chen Shao's hand covering his mouth is not completely airtight, and there are still gaps between his fingers, so, Everyone saw countless liquid things of various colors spurting out from between the fingers. The effect was quite shocking.
"Oh, don't eat it after you vomit it!" Zhao Tiezhu didn't let Chen Shao go, and added another sentence when Chen Shao was about to leave the box.
"Ugh!" Chen Shao's vomiting, which he had suppressed for a while, exploded unstoppably again!
After the box door closed, Zhao Tiezhu heard the sound of vomiting coming from outside the room.
"Brother Tiezhu, you are so bad!" Li Ling'er covered her mouth and laughed.
"Oh, you dare to sit in my seat, this is the consequence. Oh, such a handsome young man, he has to make himself vomit all over the place. What a crime." Zhao Tiezhu said regretfully.
"Hey, who stipulated that your seat is next to me? I want to find a boyfriend in college, otherwise I will waste my life. Are you not giving me a chance?" Li Ling'er asked with raised eyebrows.
"Well, I don't think much of this man at first glance. I'll introduce some good ones to you someday." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
"Really? How good is it?" Li Ling'er asked.
"As good as Fan Jian!"
"Go to hell.!"
Chen Lingshan couldn't help but laugh softly when she saw Li Ling'er and Zhao Tiezhu talking and joking over there.
"By the way, Lingshan, thank you just now." Zhao Tiezhu said.
"No need to thank me." Chen Lingshan shook her head, "We are friends, aren't we?"
"Well, you told me last time that you wanted me to help you, are you ready?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"Well, I just wanted to tell you. I really need your help, Brother Tiezhu." Chen Lingshan said.
"Whatever it is, just tell me. If you want me to warm your bed, that's fine!" Zhao Tiezhu said generously.
"That's not necessary." Chen Lingshan blushed slightly and said, "Brother Tiezhu, can you go home with me this Saturday?"
"Go home? Chen's family? I don't even know where Chen's family is!" Zhao Tiezhu said.
"Our home is in SC, which is quite far away. If brother Tiezhu is not free, forget it." Chen Lingshan said.
"I am free, of course I am free, and I also want to see your grandfather." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"Really? Brother Tiezhu, I'm telling you in advance that you may encounter some troubles after you go!" Chen Lingshan said.
"How can you ask for help if there is no trouble? We have known each other for so long, I will help you, what troubles are there to be afraid of?" Zhao Tiezhu said proudly.
"Thank you, brother Tiezhu." Chen Lingshan said happily, perhaps too happy, Chen Lingshan kissed Zhao Tiezhu on the side of his face.
"Here, let's do this too, it's just symmetrical." Zhao Tiezhu turned his head and said anxiously.
"Brother Tiezhu, if you go to my house, don't dare to do this again!" Chen Lingshan said seriously.
"What else?"