Chapter 302 Can't Be Fat or Bald

"Cousin, do you want to chew betel nuts?" In the corridor outside the door, the little cousin skillfully handed over a piece of betel nut.

Pu Yunchuan waved his hand, and the other party smiled, and bit the betel nut into his mouth, his teeth were stained purple in a flash. Seeing this, Pu Yunchuan frowned and said: "You kid, you add betel nuts to cigarettes at a young age, you are going to heaven Yeah you are"

"Cousin, look at what you said. When did you not have sex when you were young? At your age, cousin, you don't have the energy to want to have sex. Look at your hair now, huh? Cousin, your hair seems to be thicker than last year. A little more, not as bald as before"

"Really?" Pu Yunchuan stroked his hair, and immediately reacted, and quickly said angrily, "When did labor and capital become bald? It's just that the hairline is a little higher. It's still a long time before you go bald, okay?"

While talking, suddenly the cell phone rang, and the singing of the ancient legend of the Phoenix suddenly resounded loudly.

The little cousin twitched when he heard the singing: "Cousin, change your ringtone quickly, my mother found you a blind date, you are too low."

"You know what? Mature men all listen to Phoenix Legend." Pu Yunchuan gave him a blank look, answered the phone, and said, "Who is it?"

"Fatty, the Knight Academy test has started, where are you? Are you still online?"

"Uh..." Pu Yunchuan was taken aback for a moment, and then whispered: "It's a little inconvenient at a relative's house, can this plot be slowed down for a while?"

"Why?" Brother Gou on the phone rolled his eyes and said, "You think it's your family's single-player game? Take it easy, if you don't log in and someone crosses out your name, this mission will be considered a failure. Let me tell you, if those of us who do long-term missions fail, we will lose all our money, and when we go back, several farms and pastures will be open during the same period, and we have to move bricks!"

"Don't, you help me find a way to delay the time first, I will find a machine to go online immediately." Pu Yunchuan became anxious when he heard that he was going to continue moving bricks. Isn't it as sad as reality?

What's the point of life if the game can't be pretended?

Thinking of this, Pu Yunchuan quickly asked: "Little cousin, do you have a virtual machine at home?"

"Yes, yes, it was originally in my sister's room, but my sister's room is going to be furnished with a new one, so now it's in grandma's room."

"Okay, okay, take me there as soon as possible," Pu Yunchuan said hastily.

"Cousin is going to play games at this time?" The little cousin suddenly looked weird, and reminded: "The girlfriend that my mother introduced to you will arrive at the battlefield in about ten minutes."

"I'm going online to do a task, and I'll be out soon," Pu Yunchuan said hastily.

It seems that my cousin's lack of a girlfriend is not only due to his appearance, the little cousin said silently.

The two walked into grandma's room together and saw the virtual machine placed in the center. Pu Yunchuan's eyes lit up, he quickly plugged in the power and sat in.

"The size is a bit small." Pu Yunchuan frowned suddenly.

"Nonsense, isn't it?" The little cousin immediately rolled his eyes. This virtual machine was bought by the elder sister. Of course, the size is tailored for her. If you feel relaxed, can she marry it?

"By the way, what games does cousin play?" The younger cousin asked curiously seeing that the older cousin was so obsessed that he didn't even care about the blind date.

"Xinghai" Pu Yunchuan verified the game fingerprints.

"Xinghai? Brother, do you have a number?" The little cousin suddenly became energetic.

"You know this game?" Pu Yunchuan was stunned.

"Who doesn't know now? The Internet has spread crazy about this masterpiece. I discovered it a long time ago, and now there are only two thousand places in the queue."

"That's not bad." Pu Yunchuan nodded first, but then suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said, "Oh no, you're only thirteen years old, so you can't get into a virtual machine, right?"

The state expressly stipulates that minors are not allowed to enter the virtual world

"Hey, there is always a way," the little cousin said with a smile.

Pu Yunchuan curled his lips when he heard the words, and couldn't help but lament that children are really good now, and what adults should enjoy is now enjoyed in advance, such as betel nuts, such as girlfriends

"How is my cousin doing in Xinghai?" the little cousin asked curiously.

"That's not kidding you." As soon as this was mentioned, Pu Yunchuan finally found a bit of dignity as a brother, and said proudly: "Who in the game doesn't know that I am the first brother G who has a spiritual body?"

"The origin of all evils mentioned in the elf forum, G you are so beautiful, is it cousin you?" The little cousin was immediately in awe, even more shocked than knowing that the other party was an eleven-year masturbation player.

"Shh, keep a low profile!" Pu Yunchuan immediately smiled triumphantly.

As soon as the voice fell, a familiar electronic voice came: Dear player: G You are too beautiful, hello, you have logged into the game and will enter the game interface in ten seconds, please don't move around.

"Huh?" The cousin on the side suddenly froze for a moment, why did he feel that his body was shining?

Could this be the legendary halo of pretentiousness?

No, this Nima seems to be real light. Could this be a problem with the virtual machine?

Thinking of this, my cousin quickly stood up, and hurriedly said: "Hey, cousin!" Before he finished speaking, a bright light flashed, and then Pu Yunchuan in the game room disappeared.

The little cousin froze in place, with a bewildered expression on his face

What the hell is going on? "

On the other side, a middle-aged woman who looked a little like her little cousin led a mother and daughter along the road.

"What do you think your nephew does?" the mother among the mother and daughter asked curiously.

"It seems to be for the computer software industry. The salary is quite high, ten to twenty thousand a month." The woman who was obviously the little cousin's mother hurriedly helped her nephew with good words.

"Programmer?" The girl behind him asked after hearing the words.

The girl looks more delicate, and belongs to the Xiaojiabiyu type. This kind of girl is obviously very popular with adults.

"It seems to be" the aunt nodded.

The girl frowned slightly when she heard the words, obviously a little disappointed.

It's not that she has a prejudice against the profession of programmers, but that women in this world have prejudices against the profession of programmers

After all, it has a reputation for being greasy, and most of them are fat or bald in this business, and there are few fine products left in the world.

In the dating world, their teachers belong to the only class, the nature of their work is respected, the working environment is relatively simple, and there are many holidays. They are not as busy as other jobs, and they have a lot of time to take care of their families. It can be said that they are the most popular in the market. type.

In contrast, doctors and civil servants can only be in second gear, and compared to men, programmers are obviously out of fifth gear!

The status is slightly higher than that of moving bricks, and lower than that of excavator and New Oriental chef who graduated from Lanxiang

In comparison, it is almost as unpopular as female sales or female public relations on the female side.

Seeing this look on the woman's face, my aunt panicked inwardly, and quickly said: "But my nephew is relatively honest, has a gentle personality, never loses his temper, and is usually able to save money. He has saved money in the bank for several years of work. Yes, it is the most home-living type, and" the aunt whispered: "His father's house has just been demolished, and he lost several houses and two large commercial facades, and he is the only child in his family."

"This..." the woman's mother's eyes lit up, and the girl's face also looked a little better.

It sounds like the conditions are not bad. Although the programmer is greasy, the salary is also high. With so many houses and facades, it is still an option to look at, but the premise cannot be a fat house or a bald man.

Hey, I failed to challenge the fourth chapter again. I can’t continue to write today. If I write in this state, I may not know what I wrote the next day.

Such four chapters of rhetoric can only point the sword to the sky again cough cough slip away!