Chapter 412: Today Is Not as Good as Another Day
Maybe what he said is true, but no matter what, hearing these words makes people want to beat him up!
"Nangong Mo! What nonsense are you talking about, you bastard?"
Nangong Mo suddenly leaned closer to her, frowning in confusion, looking serious, "Huh? Why is your face so red? Is it very hot?"
"???"
Yunran looked at the handsome face so close at hand and was speechless for a long time.
She's...hot?
"How about unbuttoning two buttons? Would that be better?"
Suddenly, another ray of magic sound floated into her ears. Someone said and stretched out his hand towards her as if he wanted to help?
Yunran: "!!!"
【shameless bastard! 】
Looking at that hand that looked too beautiful in the sun, Yunran pierced it with a silver needle without mercy!
Nangong Mo: "..."
Although he reacted quickly to avoid the flying needle, he still glanced at Yunran with a faint look, accusing him: "Yun Xiaoran, you are such a heartless little woman!"
"Ruthless! Ruthless!"
The little parrot immediately stuck his head out to express his support.
Yunran tapped it on the head with a snap of his fingers and threatened it with a cold tone, "I'll pluck your feathers out and make a fan in a while."
"Ah! Ah! It scares the birds to death! It scares the birds to death!"
Killed instantly by Yunran's sinister eyes, the little parrot shrank its head, extended its wings again, hugged its head, shrank itself into a ball, and rolled to a corner of the cage.
That set of movements was done in one go, like flowing clouds and flowing water, very skillful! The corner of Yun Ran's mouth twitched slightly as he looked at it, wanting to laugh inexplicably. He couldn't help but ask Nangong Mo, "By the way, have you often threatened it like this before?"
The man raised his chin slightly, looking arrogant, "How could it be? I'm not as cruel and childish as a little girl like you, threatening a little bird."
Yunran: "..."
"Threatening bird! Threatening bird! Brutal! Brutal!"
The charming voice of the little parrot sounded again. Yunran narrowed her beautiful eyes, swept away a cold and sinister glance, and sneered with her lips curled up, "I don't want to threaten the bird now, I want to kill the bird!"
The little parrot stared at Yun Ran with its mouth open and wide eyes, as if it didn't quite understand.
"First pluck your feathers, then braise your bird wings, and then pickle your claws."
"Ah! Cruel! It scares the birds to death! It scares the birds to death!"
The little parrot once again shrunk into a round ball and rolled to a corner of the cage, shivering.
"Are you hungry, my beloved? Do you want to eat...meat?"
Nangong Mo asked thoughtfully from the side. He really thought that Yunran was hungry, and in an instant, he had countless dinner dishes listed in his mind.
"What would my concubine want to eat? Beggar's chicken, salted duck, roasted whole lamb, Dongpo elbow, sauce-flavored beef, sweet and sour pork ribs, crystal shrimp, steamed sea bass, lemon chicken feet, braised..."
Before he could finish speaking, Yun Ran said directly: "You'd better stew yourself!"
Nangong Mo: "?!"
He blinked once, then blinked again, and his sexy thin lips slowly revealed a charming smile, "It's time for you, Yun Xiaoran! Are you a drunkard who doesn't care about drinking? So you want to..."
The voice was like a fairy and a charm, disturbing people's hearts and souls. Yun Ran was choked for breath and his heart trembled. He quickly interrupted him, "What are you thinking? Stop talking nonsense! I meant it literally! Don't distort your interpretation!"
The man raised his eyebrows slightly and said lazily, "Oh? Really?"
"of course!"
"Yes, I understand." The man nodded obediently, raised the corners of his lips, and smiled like a seducing evil spirit, approaching her little by little, "However, I am a very good person and should be eaten raw. Aran, would you like to try it?"
The voice was extremely low, with a hint of joking smile, which was half bewitching, half ambiguous, and indescribably titillating.
Yunran seemed to have been struck by a thunderbolt, staring at him blankly, his mind went blank for a moment, his breathing was stagnant, and his heart was messy in the wind.
[What is the dog man talking nonsense about again? ? Didn't that mean he knew? ! 】
The man chuckled and raised his hand, his jade-like fingers slid across her cheek, his fingertips landed on her soft red lips, and he whispered jokingly, "Aran, have you thought about when to start eating? Where to start eating? Do you need me?" Burning incense and bathing?”
Yunran: "???"
[How could he be...so shameless! ! ! Oh my God! I swear, I really just wanted to stew him, I really didn’t think of anything else...]
Nangong Mo coughed lightly, suppressed his laughter, and looked like he was thinking seriously, "Is it better to choose a good and auspicious day? Or is it better to choose a day that is not as good as today?"
"You look at me so longingly, are you thinking about today? Huh?"
"..."
Yunran finally came back to her senses and looked at the angry and resentful face of the man in front of her. She felt the warm touch of his fingertips pressing on her lips. Her heart trembled slightly, but her silver teeth secretly bit her teeth in anger.
【hateful! It's really too much! 】
Soon enough, Yunran grabbed his hand and bit it without hesitation.
【Let you cry! Dog man! I'll bite you to death! 】
Does it hurt?
In fact, it still hurt a lot. After all, Yunran showed no mercy, imagining his hand as a gnawing pig's trotters.
Nangong Mo didn't know that his hands, which were as perfect as a statue of a god, had become a dish...
He was in a happy mood at the moment, with a wanton smile at the corner of his eyes and eyebrows. It was like a face full of spring breeze and a proud spring breeze!
He lowered his eyes and glanced at the little girl who was still holding his hand and biting her head, and said teasingly: "Yun Xiaoran, be careful not to chip your teeth."
"???"
Yunran was stunned for a moment, then let go, looking at the two rows of deep tooth marks on his hand, feeling dissatisfied.
【He actually despises me? ! This is Hongguoguo’s provocation! This is blatant ridicule! Who do dog men look down on? ! 】
Yunran secretly grinded his teeth, opened his mouth, and prepared to give him two more rows of tooth marks, the kind that would see blood!
"Yun Xiaoran, if you lose your teeth, you will become ugly, but you won't even be able to chew chicken legs in the future!"
A wisp of magic sound floated above his head, causing Yunran to pause and hold his arm with the slightest hesitation.
[The bones are so hard, it’s really hard on the teeth. How about changing the needle? Stabbed to death? 】
The corner of Nangong Mo's mouth twitched slightly, and he kindly reminded, "How about you bite somewhere else?"