Pretend to Be a Pig and Eat a Tiger

Chapter 412 Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

Yifeng stayed in the imperial capital for three days, gave the purple gang some detailed instructions, and then left. Yifeng originally didn't want to tell Die Yunyu about leaving, but after thinking about it, he still greeted her.

Under Die Yunyu's curious inquiry, Yifeng just vaguely perfunctory him to go to Jingyun School. Die Yunyu was also very puzzled, not understanding why Yifeng would think of going to Jingyunzong at this juncture. If she remembers correctly, it seems that the heir of Jingyun Sect and the representative of the Sacred Sect are about to duel at this time. Yifeng also joined in the fun? !

Yifeng originally wanted to go with the little witch, so it wouldn't be too boring to talk about life with an enchanting misfortune. It's a pity that the little witch seemed to have forgotten the agreement to go to Jingyunzong with Yifeng, and she didn't see anyone. In desperation, Yifeng could only walk towards Jingyunzong in depression alone.

"This little witch, she broke the tiles after three days without fighting. She let me go!" Yifeng muttered indignantly.

"Cough! I'm too ignorant and pure, that's why I let her deceive me. She deprived me of a chance to be a good person!" Yifeng made up his mind, and when he returned to the imperial capital, he stayed in the Jinlou and those noble children. Together, learn to degenerate and corrupt with them!

Yifeng was walking on the road bored alone. For a half-way blind like him, it was quite difficult to find the way to Jingyunzong. This made Yifeng's hatred for the little witch deepened by 10%. Went to buy whip candles.

"If I knew it earlier, I would have brought that little girl Liu Mengran here. She is so cute and smart. She must know the way!"

Yi Feng muttered in his heart, such a well-behaved woman, how happy it is to have a deep talk about life with her on the road. But all of this was ruined by the little witch.

In desperation, Yifeng could only look at the flowers and plants along the road. After all, this continent has not been polluted by modernization, the air is clear, and the original ecology is everywhere, which makes people feel refreshed. Seeing such a beautiful scenery, Yifeng's wetness increased greatly, and he couldn't help giving wet one.

"Ah! Sky! Why are you so blue! Ah! Big tree! Why do you grow on the ground! Ah! Beauty! Why do you have two legs..."

Just when Yifeng was about to finish his masterpiece, a loud shout sounded in front of him: "Boy! Stop!"

Yi Feng was furious, and the wetness that he had come so hard to get was interrupted by someone, Yi Feng turned his face away angrily, only to see a short fat man standing in front of him with small eyes and a sinister smile on his face His smiling face, combined with his fat face, made Yifeng feel sick to his stomach.

"Damn it! How can a person be so ugly?"

Yifeng is psychologically balanced. Recently, when he looked at the old man, those princes, and even that bastard Tian Ni, he was once jealous. At this moment, seeing this short and fat man like a short winter melon, he felt much better, and the little bit of anger towards this fat man in his heart disappeared.

Isn't it a masterpiece? With Ben Shao's talent, I don't write casually! However, there are very few people who are so ugly and confident!

Fatty looked at the smiling young man in front of him, he wanted to kill him with a sword, how fucking disgusting? !

Is that poetry? He was already full and lay down to take a nap, but he didn't expect to hear a disgusting voice reciting poetry, and he almost vomited out what he just ate.

Fatty was originally in a good mood today and didn't want to hunt, but seeing this disgusting person, he felt that he was about to change his mind, and he repeatedly reminded him not to forget his own profession. He wants this prey!

"Boy, leave the money, and I'll let you go!" The fat man looked at the young man in front of him, thinking in his heart whether he should just rob him of his underwear. This kid is so disgusting that he didn't want to keep his hand.

Yifeng didn't understand what the fat man was going to say, so he asked suspiciously: "Leave money?! Brother, what do you do? Are you a tax collector?"

When the fat man heard what Yi Feng said, he was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect to meet a fool! His few kind hearts suddenly felt that he was a little bit guilty. Isn't it too wicked to bully a fool? However, remembering that this fool almost spit out what he just ate just now, his kindness is gone!

"Robbery! Teach it quickly, or I'll kill you!" the fat man said ferociously, his fat face trembling, but it was really ferocious.

"Oh! So you are a robber!" Yifeng suddenly realized, pointing at the fat man, he pointed to the fat man and said, "You are doomed. If you are a robber, you will be strangled by the empire!"

Yifeng looked very sympathetic to the fat man, and felt extremely sympathetic to him.

When the fat man saw Yifeng's expression, he was even more sure that Yifeng was a fool. Only a fool would say such a thing.

"Fool! Hurry up and hand over your valuables. For your stupid sake, I'll leave you a pair of underwear!" The fat man became a little impatient, such a fool is too nonsense.

The corner of Yifeng's mouth twitched slightly: He thought that no one in the world was as smart as him, but this fat man actually called him a fool. Does he have vision? Well, he must be nearsighted!

When Yifeng thought about it, he felt balanced. Poor child, if you don't want to hit you, you are not only ugly, but your eyes are also broken. It's so tragic, it's all God's fault! I forgive you!

"I'm kind enough to remind you!" Yifeng said, looking at the fat man seriously.

The fat man is getting impatient, what are you talking about with a fool. It won't be long before he directly overthrows him and grabs the things directly. This is his specialty, and it's not something that can be easily grasped.

The fat man felt a little sympathetic to this fool, why didn't his family think highly of him? To let him come here, don't you know that this road is the most dangerous? Forget it, for the sake of his brain, I'll keep the clothes for him!

Thinking of this, the fat man grabbed Yifeng in a flash, picked up a puff of dust, and rushed to Yifeng in an instant. His weight did not affect his speed at all, which surprised Yifeng.

"Oh... what are you doing?"

Yi Feng spun around in panic, avoiding the fat man's attack.

Fatty didn't expect Yifeng to be so lucky that he could dodge his attack. However, the fat man didn't stop, and grabbed Yifeng fiercely again.

"What are you doing? Why did you hit me?" Yifeng said in horror.

The fat man didn't talk nonsense, and still grabbed it.

"If you hit me again, I'll fight back?!" Yi Feng said bitterly, how could he bully people like this, he didn't offend the fat man, and beat him! It's not his fault for being handsome, why is he jealous?

"Hit me?!" The fat man laughed, he was really a fool.

"Hmph! If you don't stop, I'll do it!" Yi Feng said angrily, as if very angry.

"Shoot! I want to see how you do it!" The fat man looked at Yifeng and laughed. Not dissatisfied at all, he grabbed Yifeng again, and could not help cursing in a low voice: This idiot's luck is too good, he even escaped his three attacks!

"bump……"

Just when the fat man's hand was about to touch Yi Feng, Yi Feng kicked him suddenly. The fat man was terrified, and he had almost no time to react before being kicked hard by Yi Feng.

When the fat man hit the ground fiercely, an extremely angry thought came to his mind: "This kid is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!"