Chapter 1506: Arresting Smuggling and the Female Version of Ha Toad Kungfu (Part 1)
The sun hides behind the rain, not too big or too small, with icy and cold winds. Ordinary people feel the cold piercing to the bones after being drenched for a while. Toad Gong masters and masters feel that the icy rain that just extinguishes their desires and makes them feel comfortable has been falling for a week. There are only a few sunny days in this month.
This is the new, Siberian region.
The "genius"-level meteorologist who pays attention to the Republic of Siberia explained this because the ice on the ground melted, rising to form a huge rain cloud, and converging into a large amount of cold energy. In addition to going south and drifting across the Pacific Ocean, and entering the European world, most of the rain clouds are combined with cold energy, repeatedly turning into ice rain and falling, and in the endless heat energy of low-level plants produced by the endless high-oil corn forests, Rainwater is evaporated and turned into rain clouds again.
Without the intervention of other external forces, such weather conditions must persist for many years, or become "normal weather" in the Novosibirsk region.
And this kind of weather is really equivalent to the hottest moment in summer in the past.
Now, in the hot summer, Siberia has become the best summer resort in southern China.
Under the curtain of ice and rain, in the distance are endless high-oil corns that are generally as huge as a grove. This hillside about 100 meters high also looks like a strange natural appearance produced by the melting of permafrost.
On this strangely shaped hillside, there is a four or five-story watchtower-like building. On the top floor, there are many new telescope-like observers with ultra-high magnification, intelligent automatic control, early warning and observation, condescending from a delicate high-tech window built into an ancient adobe-like watchtower. Look around.
Behind the telescope, there is a group of people of different heights. But all men with strong physiques, in the winter of the former Sakha Republic in Siberia, these men were all wearing a kind of red clothes that were mostly red and not too rough. This kind of clothes only have coats and unlined clothes, which are clothes that can only be worn in summer, and there is no heating equipment in the huge room of at least 200 square meters.
A muscular, somewhat Negro-caucasian, muscular man who obviously looked about twenty-five years old. In fact, he is over thirty-five years old. There is no superhuman life now, but with Hama Gong masters and masters, it is difficult to accurately judge a person's lifespan like in the old days.
Endless desires also mean infinite youth vitality index.
The man withdrew his eyes from the back of the observer, licked his lips and then squeezed his lips, saying: "It's boring weather again, there is no trouble at this observation point, we can go to the next observation point to continue the mission."
"Comrade Vladimir, are you sure? Say what did you see? Don't forget that among the tasks we are responsible for: ensuring the safety of natural creatures; observing or arresting non-union citizens' tramps, stupid criminals (criminals).
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The burly man who spoke. He looks like a Mongolian race, but he has been watching a new edition of "Playboy" from the new era collector's edition with great relish, including when he is talking, constantly licking his lips and breathing heavily.
One can imagine what this means to a practitioner of Ha Toad Kung Fu.
The atomic bomb was ignited again and again.
But among this group of 50 or 60 strong men, there is one common thing that everyone has in common: the special crotch armor jeans are all protruding shockingly somewhere.
Of course it is for women. If you look at a man for a long time, you won't see him, unless you are too weak.
Tailored crotch armor jeans, is a wonderful setting made of new materials in the crotch area. Even if Superman's imaginative little brother immediately swaggered, the crotch area would bulge instead of being pushed up.
So soon it was like the first pair of women's stockings, unimaginable to conservative people of the past. But now ordinary men also like to wear this kind of jeans that are more than twice as heavy as ordinary jeans.
Not only the pursuit of trends. It also silently shows that somewhere in me is a master of Hama Gong or even a superhuman level.
Of course, this is daydreaming, there is no need to have a girlfriend, as long as a woman's eyes and senses are not damaged and she gets along with her for a few hours, she can immediately understand from the man's physique that she is not an extraordinary man who can bring "happiness" at all.
"I'm sure, Comrade Halbala."
Vladimir walked up to Harbala lying on a hard leather sofa, lowered his head, and spent a few seconds admiring the collectible Playboy in the hands of the Mongolian. Fierce devil carcass.
What's more terrible is that the blonde obviously used a new style, a new style of sexy dress made by a "genius brain" fashion designer:
A pretty face and head are "hidden" in a black lace rabbit tail mask as thin as a cicada's wings. The vague expression and eyes are really the sexy temptation that can kill Marilyn Monroe in the old days.
A 38D, water snake waist, the same "38D" standard buttocks devil's measurements, really...in the old days, it was unimaginable: this kind of thing did not become a cover girl, and then went to Hollywood to become a 007 Bond girl, etc., or shot extremely high What about European and American romantic action movies with a salary?
The loyal soldier of the former Soviet Union took a few glances, that is, after a few seconds, he turned his head forcibly, and continued: "My observation is not wrong. There is no problem with wild animals. It is managed by intelligent programs and placed in high-oil corn-style areas. In the natural beehives, bees did not appear because of the freezing rain, but the spring-summer temperature under the high-oil corn ensured the survival of bees and other insects. There are also a lot of synthetic honey cakes on the beehives. There are also many scattered around, obviously The bears have been patronizing and eating."
"By taking the action of taking the synthetic honey cake, under the judgment of the intelligent program, there should be no one we want to arrest."
"Damn, not a single fugitive? The other squad got a few idiots. We're bored."
Hearing these words, standard Chinese pronunciation, standard Mandarin, a standard black man who was cleaning a high-tech non-lethal giant submachine gun gritted his teeth.
His name is Danny, a standard African black. Originally a smuggler from the former Soviet Union, he was regarded as the African version of the poor man.
In the big event of "The CIS was annexed in one day". He wanted to take the opportunity to make a small fortune, but ended up getting rich and ended up in prison.
Fortunately, that was the dawn of a new era. Otherwise the black man would have died young in a dark Russian prison.
He is a black man. In Russian prisons, how can there be a lot of black friends in American prisons?
"Comrade Danny, please be patient. Stowaways, and messy and dangerous Siberian natural mystics are not easy to catch. They are getting more cunning, and they are also getting more and more neurotic. They are also quite dangerous."
The person who spoke was wearing clothes that looked like "officials", a red uniform, and was different from others.
If you have an understanding of the rank system of the Siberian Natural Transformation Corps. I knew it was a corporal uniform.
In a normal army, the first class is at most a veteran. How can he command this team that can instantly kill any top special forces in the world, such as the SEALs, in the old days?
But in the new era, and the identity is "special", so in the Siberian Natural Transformation Corps, it is not easy to get promoted, and you need to keep working hard. Make the best of everything. No matter how bad your temper was before, you must be polite now, and you must say "Hello, comrade, goodbye, comrade."
We must learn the spirit of Lei Feng, and we must know how to serve the people.
So far, Siberia has naturally transformed the spiritual outlook of the Legion. Many of these high-quality people far surpassed the new Chinese soldiers standing guard in the capital square.
Superman-level "soldiers" - there is no way, you can't use generals to stand guard.
The military community thinks that this is a "little" military miracle of Brother Abs, but in fact, Brother Abs who did nothing did nothing at all.
These are just a central optical brain, a hairy full monkey control ability.
A monkey wants to be bad. Immediately there will be a guy who completely restrains himself and becomes his own chief. or friends.
Under fear and violence, the monkey will become a perfect good person, and under some deep mental pressure, it will become even better.
This is all and all an art called "domination".
Of course, it can also be said as: the art of playing monkeys.
"Boss" has a serene expression on his face. Apart from being tall and big, he can't tell that he is a soldier at all. Instead, he looks like a qigong master with a booming business.
Anyway, it belongs to the kind and good person who can generate a great impression at the first sight.
At least for middle-aged women, middle-aged aunts, this is the best... Big, kind, Mr. Ma.
This fifty-something, former MLM elite in the Henan region of China, has now turned into a serene, somewhat handsome man in his thirties, the 55th Division of the Siberian Construction Corps. , nicknamed "The Open-minded Boss", also known as the vanguard of small reports.
This guy is just using small reports to gradually rise to the rank of upper class soldier, oh, the throne in the army.
The reason why he is so young and attractive is the advantage of the yellow race, especially the Chinese Central Plains race.
Once people of the yellow race get the mysterious power, they will be very young, which means that their life potential is particularly amazing. Of course, it can only rule the roost in the world of carbon-based monkeys.
When the boss was talking, there was an Eastern European muscular man in the room who was always exercising his arm strength with a 200kg and two 400kg new dumbbells. He also stopped and listened. It can be seen that now everyone is completely used to being ruled, and the past is as childish as a fairy tale. story.
"Since this is the case, we should also go to the next observation point. Oh, it's Tiemubao. It's the territory of a pair of Siberian tiger families who migrated here. There are already two cubs. It belongs to an important protection area."
The boss smiled, and said rather funnyly: "We will enter quietly, no one who shoots."
"hehe."
After learning Chinese, you need to learn Chinese civilization, so everyone has watched some classic anti-Japanese movies.
For some violent maniacs, not having a little Japan in their hands is really abominable.
Vladimir walked to the window, observed all the observers in all directions again, and finally said: "Comrade Captain, I agree to move to the next target as an observer."
"I agree."
"I agree."
The burly men with voting status raised their hands to vote, and the "boss" nodded and emphasized again: "Comrades, our mission needs to be cautious. It is not a joke to hurt protected animals such as tigers. Those natural protectionists Or they will kick us back home."
The Mongolian Halbala said: "That's really miserable. I go home to herd sheep and there is no market to buy sheep at all."
"You earned at least one million cash in the second half of the year and still need to herd sheep?"
Some people joked, but everyone nodded, strongly agreeing with this point.
No matter how much I once thought that I would enter the Siberian Construction Corps like going to hell, I thought that I would throw my body in the ice and snow within a week at most. With the lives of himself and countless criminals, he became the laughing stock of the China Alliance in the international world.
Transform Siberia?
Hahahahahaha!
but……
Needless to say, the current life, being a parasite of the abdominal muscle brother, is also infinitely happier than the noblest and noblest free people.
The cleaners in the Siberian Transformation Corps also have high benefits... Ordinary people really dream of it.
free.
Have.
cash.
No shortage.
Various benefits.
big.
Sweepstakes chance.
Much more.
This is the most noble pyramid standing on top of ordinary people, second only to... superhuman nobles, right? But if it is not for the service of Brother Abs, especially the folk superman, there is no amazing harvest for his own interests.
"Wait, comrades, there's new news about Brother Abs!"
"what?!"
A group of tough men turned pale with fright, and surrounded a young man from Ukraine. He is very young, so he likes to play very much. He usually does not work at all and plays virtual games. There is no way to perform tasks in reality, so he uses new handheld games. Computers, portable foldable computer notebooks, playing various video games, surfing the Internet, etc.
This is the best "recruit" for the "unprepared" Ukrainian boy, a member of the former collective arsonist, and the entire Construction Corps.
Otherwise, how can other recruits have the opportunity to be Lei Feng and serve the people?
If there is no chance, go to the ice and snow, eat honey cakes all day long, artificial meat falling from the world, etc., and can't move quickly. Will the bear who can only roll or the fat wolf pack who is too lazy to eat people?
On the Ukrainian boy's new folding Samsung computer notebook, the official website of the Abdominal Brother, the video of the speech of the Abdominal Brother.
This is a... news that completely shocked the world.
Apparently, this information spread from the uninhabited nature protection observation point in Siberia to the beach in the southern hemisphere where business is particularly good, and it is easy to spread around the world at the same time.
In an instant, countless fat and amazing women, especially the women of the Huaxia Alliance, jumped up for the first time. When it landed with a bang, tears fell like rain. It was passionate but also deeply touching; it was compromised but it welcomed the spring.
Brother abs, is it finally here for women?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa~
The heavens turned into tears, the era of old ladies and beautiful girls has come.
Fatty, goodbye, never see you again!
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