Chapter 447 Unified Excuse

Chapter 447 Unified Excuse

Before He Ming participated in the interview, he had a plan to use a reasonable excuse to unify the explanation of the dungeon. As for the labyrinth in the south, he not only has a large number of photos to prove that the world is vast and boundless, it is very strange, empty and pale to make people uncomfortable, and it will not expose the world of the dead.

This has a reasonable explanation, which satisfies many problems, such as explaining the origin of his so many diamonds, gold, and various strategic metals, and also explaining two great demon technologies.

The most important thing is to satisfy the country, and those chatterers, who surround him like flies every day, wishing to grab one end and pull out his intestines, and strangle him around his neck-oh, my God, the world is not quiet. There are more flies, angry flies, flies that seek truth without fear of death.

In a deep tone, I slowly told a sad and tearful story. However, it turned out that everyone was silent, including the people around the world in front of the TV.

I could only passively listen to He Ming's words, watching the photos put on the screen behind me, and then broadcast them to the world.

"In that world, there is thick fog all day long, and signs of civilization can be seen everywhere, but there are no people, only ghosts everywhere, as numerous as a cow's hair, lonely, eternal and immortal like loneliness... We don't know what happened. Paleness, nothingness, and the attacks of countless, countless demons and ghosts, look at these photos..."

As He Ming spoke, his eyebrows danced with joy. Made the audience in Dead Man's World laugh, come on bro, you got caught.

However, the people on earth did not pay attention to his happy expression and chattering words, and were all absorbed by various photos, experience of traveling in a huge exotic country, and a world of ghosts and monsters.

Looking at those high-definition, plethora of ghosts, the pale and lost civilized world, all kinds of buildings, intact interiors without even dust, so pale and empty-what makes He Ming dumbfounded is that after understanding, many Movie directors, novel screenwriters, and game companies have been inspired a lot, shouting work, work, work... Inspiration is the maze of the south!

But, more flies are crazy, damn it, I can't believe it, a world that is infinitely more advanced than the earth at a glance! We don't care about ghosts! Get us that quickly, we must get a computer!

But at the next moment, He Ming made up a savage knife, "That's it, I found a large vault in it, the treasure trove of a huge jewelry company, it's perfect. But the strange thing is that many items, such as my super sports car, can be Get it on the earth, and other things will be wiped out when they get close to the ground. Really, there are a lot of good things."

The audience in the world of the dead clapped their hands,

"Good excuse, good excuse, in one sentence, the final right of interpretation is held in hand, and since then, the country's desire for science and technology has been avoided, and research institutions want to study something that can't be researched, and give themselves a place to make a lot of money. "

Then, He Ming continued to tell the story. In the story, the three brothers Hu Bosen, Ye Li and others were described as not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs, and he sighed deeply.

Certainly, absolutely, absolutely, the three Hu Bosen brothers must be speechless, smiling wryly, and swearing. Naturally, they belonged to the reactions of the eldest brother Hu Bosen, the second child Ying Yang, and the third brother Xue Hu respectively.

As for Ye Li, he definitely doesn't care anymore, because looking at the other Qiao Da and others who are making soy sauce is very satisfying.

The captives of the demons that He Ming said, that is, the so-called aliens captured by the aliens, were very unfortunate, and all of them died in battle.

Otherwise, the earth is so small, it is not easy for the country to investigate how many yellow people?

"We ran through the foggy town. Looking at the huge buildings, and the ghosts and ghosts everywhere in the photos, you can imagine the bitter battle at that time. Fortunately, the weapons in that world can be used in that world, and you can get it to the earth I don’t know why, but all the ashes disappeared and turned into air, which is a pity.”

He Ming casually said something that made military experts lament and military personnel stomp their feet in great annoyance. Saved me a lot of hassle since then, not having to give some carbon-based monkey a toy they're bound to have cheaply in the world of the dead.

Immediately afterwards, He Ming continued to speak, and Le Siyu was completely a decoration.

"Blood battles, bitter battles, vehicle-to-car battles, battles between the living and the undead, and the black hand behind it. Finally, after everything, we walked in front of that huge monster."

As he said that, He Ming released the photo of the sweet potato monster, and Le Siyu didn't dare to look at it anymore. When the photo appeared on the screen behind him, the scene immediately boiled, it was too huge and terrifying, but it looked like he was dead?

He Ming took a deep breath and said: "Yes, the battle was too fierce to take pictures, and those comrades were all killed in battle. It's embarrassing." After speaking, he really sighed, and his expression was true.

Because from the labyrinth in the south, he became the third seed player. He was protected and cultivated by the Justice League in everything he saw and couldn't see. Power, or the cosmic super handsome rich who will surely have invincible power.

What a nostalgic and embarrassing journey of struggle that I never want to go back.

"Then it's time to go back. Another thing happened here. After we went out through a treasure on SS, we found that only people with skills, people chosen by destiny, of course, are mere talents, so only I can go back , so I am the only one who is busy underground every day, and the other partners enjoy the earth's warm sunshine, warm water, and the service of my wife and lover..."

He Ming once again insidiously sowed dissension. Absolutely, the three Hu Bosen brothers, except Tiger, the other two have no girls who play in the world of the dead. That's impossible, right? What a terrible woman's intuition is when she is asked a question by her wife after playing the game.

Think about yourself, how calm, how smart, how restrained, how lewd a person has ten real wives, one concubine, and two lovers. And those "dandy" children must be more lewd than me.

"You kid, what nonsense are you talking about!" Hu Bosen and Ying Yang, who were watching TV, looked at each other in a military camp in the capital of China, and smiled wryly, knowing that there was trouble again.

Sure enough, the phone rang soon, and it was all from women... Xue Hu snickered. It's better to be a wife in the world of the dead.

"It's really... After listening to it, Siyu felt a sense of loss and emptiness in her heart. In a huge world, countless civilizations disappeared in the long river of history. Brother Abab, do you know the reason?" A few sheets read "The World , civilization, long history..." reminded by the sign, Le Siyu asked a question.

He Ming shrugged and said: "Of course I don't know. It seems that everything has disappeared." Of course I know, of course I don't explain it. At the end of the explanation, how to explain the pale column? Come on, that's something that even the research institute of the Justice League has studied for countless years and doesn't know where it came from.

how can i explain You go down to the world of the dead and ask God if it's okay. The Lord will kill you with a fart!

Le Siyu shook his head regretfully, and said: "So, from now on, including high-oil corn and garbage disposals, they were all discovered and collected in that world, the world that only you, Brother Abab, can enter at present. ?”

He Ming said with a smile: "I like smart people, and the anchor is one of the best. Very good, with a bright future and a wonderful life."

"Brother Abdominal, you are too much." Le Siyu smiled, and through the reminder of the sign, said: "Brother Abdominal has talked so much, he must not be tired, but the audience must take a break in the middle, right? Then Take a short break and insert a few commercials, please go away, Siyu time, the following will be more exciting!"

Just finished speaking, Le Siyu asked He Ming to get up again, and he was surprised to find out, no way, and put on a fucking new sofa? Also change the carpet.

At a glance, the rug was a Persian rug, a well-known luxury item. He bought a lot, and of course it was the world of the dead.

With the help of He Ming's entourage, the staff changed into an antique setting in half a minute, and quickly changed into another set of food and drinks. This time it was a packaged cake, which was a high-quality product at a glance.

"Can I eat it?" He Ming wanted to eat the taste, as if he had never eaten this type of cake, and had a subconscious mind, thinking that the advertised things were better and more delicious.

With the help of several assistants, Le Siyu checked the time and thought about the next question. Hearing the news, he smiled sweetly, "It's what I wish for, Brother Abdominal Muscle, if you eat it, it will be more effective. Thank you."

"Thank you for eating the cake?" He Ming shook his head and started to eat it. It was definitely good. After all, a month ago, KFC was a delicacy in life for him, and he wanted to eat it every day. As for now, let's go—I Choose Quanjude roast duck, made in China, a patriotic product.

After dozens of short commercials, I went back to the show and looked at the scene. People all over the world have not recovered from the experience of the maze in the south, and they feel lost. After taking a look, they immediately became angry, ****, enough, change How many sets of layouts are you, how much advertising fees have you charged?

This is the ultimate event related to human society, can you learn from Brother Abs to serve the people?

The matter in the dungeon is over, but more questions have just begun. According to the attractiveness of the topic, Le Siyu said his lines and turned to He Ming:

"Brother Abs, the adventure story is over, but everyone is curious about what kind of person you are. It is generally believed that you are selfless, a good man among good people, and a great man who truly serves the country and the people. I also think you are more humorous. No airs at all. Right?"

He Ming pretended to be "modest", and said "affectionately" to the camera: "I am the son of the Chinese people, and I love everyone deeply. What I have done is not a great man. We Chinese people are like I have done too many good deeds. And because of their own strength, they are not as famous as mine. But their intentions, the spirit of silent service, I still need to work hard and continue Work hard, work hard. After all, we Communist Party members have chosen the profession of public servants of the people, and we must dedicate our lives to serving the people and dedicate everything. We do our best and don’t need anything in return.”

The more I talked, the happier I was, and I was already moved. He Ming beamed and said solemnly: "Some people, such as the people in the capitalist world, don't understand us. They regard corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union and some corrupt officials from our neighbors as us. This is not right. That’s right. A real Communist is just like me. Of course, I haven’t reached it yet (heart: I’ve definitely reached it, surpassed it, and I’m the god of the party). I still have to work hard, always prepare, and always work hard..."

"Personally, I can't bring happiness to everyone, but I will definitely bring happiness to the Chinese people; I can't bring happiness to most people, but I will definitely bring happiness to half of the people; I can't save people in dire straits all over the world, but I will definitely save everyone Most of them. Therefore, those friends who are in the dire capitalist world, please believe that in the east of Asia, we, our Huaxia, and every Chinese will not forget you, and will fight for you to liberate you!"

He spoke very passionately, and at the end he almost yelled out of habit, "Long live the chairman, long live the heroic people of China!"

In the auditorium, the iron rods and trustees immediately shouted: "Long live the **, long live the chairman, long live the abs brother!"

Le Siyu nodded, "I'm very touched. What about your character, Brother Abdominal?"

He Ming saw that the hostess was not very excited, not moved at all. It seems that she belongs to the democrats? It's not easy to fool around.

But what I said must have fooled millions of people, if not tens of millions. That's it.

"Personality. Just like ordinary people. Don't look at me for being humorous. In fact, people of our age are all the same. We all came out to hone our eloquence in order to pick up girls because we couldn't catch girls in the past." The welcome and understanding of people around the world is correct. If it is a great character, who the hell would believe you? What is a great character?

Unexpectedly, Le Siyu said excitedly: "Brother Abdominal, what you mean is that you couldn't get girls in the past."

Not to mention that He Ming immediately rolled his eyes when he heard the news, and was considered very cute by countless girls in front of the TV and computer, including sissies and some comrades who "love beauty".

"Please, I used to be a Diaosi, not Gao Shuaifu...Thank you, Diaosi does not love Bai Fumei. The one I love is Pan An."

Le Siyu smiled and said: "It's a pity that there are no girls chasing a man like Brother Abdominal when hanging silk."

Having said that, I didn't expect a call to come to He Ming's cell phone right away, and when he picked it up, "I'm not a girl?" It was Liu Xiaolian's voice.

She's pregnant, so she's an aunt.

He Ming immediately pointed to the camera with an apologetic smile and said: "I was wrong just now, this is one of my wives, Aunt Liu, my girlfriend in college, my girlfriend when I was in Diaosi. Poverty, Diaosi, see the truth!" I love you my wife."

He showed a sincere expression of apologetic laughter and panic. Unexpectedly, he was liked by countless girls all over the world, including the world of the dead. Such an identity, such a man, there is only one in the world.

Or, could it be said that when looking for a boyfriend, you should look for hanging silk?

ps: The third change, asking for collection, asking for recommendation, asking for monthly pass.