Chapter 904 The Stick in the Loving Mother's Hand Hurts the Wanderer

The trip to Beijing is over,

Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to the magic capital, but he was still scolded half to death along the way. Although he threatened to destroy this bankruptcy car before, but after all, he spent so much money to buy it, it's a pity to smash it up. It's hard to sit down.

But now...

Xiaoman had already regretted it, and was so angry that she almost vomited blood.

"rubbish truck!"

"The dirtiest car in the world!"

"It's a big idiot who bought this kind of broken car...you big pig's hoof!" Yang Xiaoman complained vigorously to Xu Mang's broken car along the way. At this time, her back was aching, and the sound of the roaring engine shocked her Feeling irritable, if there is a chance from heaven, I will definitely choose to fly.

"Oops..."

"You are already on the thief ship, so don't think too much about it." Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly, "I have some news to tell you. In the future, I may be transferred from the Demon City to the capital to attend the meeting." Work, the time is about half a year."

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and asked nervously: "You...you are going to work in the capital for half a year? This...why does it take so long? No...I don't want you to go, if you go If so, I'll follow along."

"Don't make trouble!"

"There's something serious." Xu Mang said seriously, "But it's not necessary for the time being. According to the plan...it will take five or six years. I just want to say hello to you in advance, lest you say that I didn't remind you and make a big fuss .”

Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said with displeasure on her face: "You make me look like a shrew. Although I have a bad temper, I am also reasonable, not the unreasonable ones on TV. If you talk nonsense in the future, watch out for the dog's head to blow you up."

Xu Mang: 囧

And you say you're not a shrew?

What a joke... I've seen any reasonable woman who would kill you or blow you up if she opened her mouth.

"Ahem!"

"Xiaoman...did you take lady lessons when you were young?" Xu Mang frowned, and asked curiously: "Many TV dramas or,

The heroine's status is similar to yours, and they are all young ladies of so-and-so. As a result, they all take lady courses. This seems to be a sign of high society, right? "

"fart!"

"Have you watched too much TV?"

"The so-called high society is the dinner party every day and night, and everyone is the top three!" Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said seriously with a glance: "My dad used to be the protagonist of the dinner party, drinking every day and night, and drinking The liver is ruined by drinking, and it has become a three-high... This is the upper class."

"..."

"It can be seen." Xu Mang said with a smile: "When I first came to your house, your mother said this, let me and your father drink less alcohol, talking about alcohol... your father Have you emptied the wine in the wine cellar?"

"not yet!"

Yang Xiaoman glanced at his mouth, and said angrily: "I said you bastard, can you stop thinking about the wine in my dad's wine cellar? He can't drink much, and one day it won't be yours... .Are you an idiot because you know my dad has a lot of alcohol and you approach me on purpose?"

"No!"

"I was deceived by your appearance back then. I married a beautiful woman myself. I never thought she was a barbaric woman." Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "I have to say that falling in love is like a piece of marriage that is about to be married. You never know what the taste of chocolate tastes like."

"how?"

"It's all yours...plan to deny it?" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily, "I want to die with you!"

"Ahem!"

"I'm driving!" Xu Mang said angrily, "I'm going to be busy again when I get home. The M-theory of America seems to have been verified. Yesterday I received a call from Professor Smith of Princeton University, telling me clearly... .M theory has made a huge breakthrough."

Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, and asked curiously: "What is M theory?"

"The Ultimate Theory of Physics!"

"However, the content inside is too complicated. If I talk too much, you will remember it. In short... the ultimate theory that can explain the origin of the universe, and it may be the final answer to the unified field theory that Einstein pursued throughout his life. "

Xu Mang said indifferently: "Didn't you often hear me talk about string theory? And M theory is a theory based on string theory, which uses a law to describe all known forces, (electromagnetic force, weak force, Strong, gravitational..."

"Didn't I strongly suggest building a collider before!"

"It's possible to prove something about strings." Xu Mang said, "It's another two years later..."

"..."

"My neck is sore...how long is it until the next server?" Yang Xiaoman couldn't understand what Xu Mang was talking about. After sitting in the car for three hours, he suddenly felt exhausted and complained, "Look Look at Chenxi and Xiaoqiong on the plane, and then look at us... stupidly driving."

finally,

to the service area,

Yang Xiaoman put her legs directly in front of Xu Mang's chest, pouted and said, "Knead!"

no way,

After all, she is Her Lady Queen.

But there is one thing to say. Although Xiaoman is not tall, she is in perfect proportions. She is a shrunken version of the model, and... her legs are very beautiful, unlike some O-shaped, especially today she is wearing a pair of Black stockings, no more than the knees.

"well?"

"Chen Xi seems to be hiding something from us, do you know?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a satisfied face, "I think he looks obviously wrong...he has been avoiding me, is he planning to do something bad again?" gone?"

"You are so fierce!"

"Of course I'm avoiding you, like a tigress." Xu Mang said angrily, "Besides... Xiao Qiong is in charge of her now, so what are you worrying about?"

"in spite of?"

"Let him mess around outside?"

"Anyway, he called me Sister Xiaoman, and his father asked me to take care of him." Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes at her husband, and said seriously: "I can see it now, if you take care of your children in the future, it will be long Not going to jail is considered a high incense."

"I'll make it clear to you now."

"If I teach the children, don't you interfere?" Yang Xiaoman reprimanded viciously: "The stick in the loving mother's hands hurts the wanderer's body; when I leave, I will beat you closely, and I am afraid that I will return early!"

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Fuck!

what the hell is this?

But it's okay, the daughter naturally doesn't need to say anything, she must be very obedient, just afraid that her son will make trouble...

"what ever."

"As long as you can do it, I won't care about it." Xu Mang pretended to be relaxed and said, "So you're so sure that you have it?"

"have no idea."

"Let's talk... don't worry about it for a while." Yang Xiaoman shrugged, and said calmly: "Squeeze well!"

"Obey!"

"My Lady Queen!"

...

the next day,

When Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman returned home, they were paralyzed to death on the sofa.

"Hello?"

"Oh...tomorrow."

"I'm going to die..." Xu Mang received a call from Brother Chuan Xiao, and said weakly, "I just came back from a self-driving tour in the capital, my God... this is simply not something that humans do. I have a chance, I will never do such a stupid thing."

"hehe!"

"It's good that you know." Brother Chuan Xiao smiled and said, "I'll let you know that the staff is ready...Me, Zhang Yapeng, and Wang Ai, the three of us are going to the Princeton Astrophysics Association for further study."

"oh..."

"I'll call over there then." Xu Mang wailed, "I can't do it...so tired!"

"..."

"Then I'll hang up first, and you take your time to rest."

"Um!"

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang kicked Xiaoman, and said slowly, "Do you want takeaway?"

"Um..."

"You get it later." Yang Xiaoman scolded with a tired face: "I'll kill you when I'm full... I'll kill you again."

"OK!"

"Kill me when you're full."

_(:з」∠)_

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After lunch and resting for another three hours, Xu Mang came back from the brink of death, but Xiaoman was still lying on the bed like a lazy pig and sleeping soundly.

Glancing at his wife, Xu Mang suddenly had a bold idea, but quickly dismissed the idea. After all, he might die here today. This woman is blah, who knows what she will do? .

back to his study,

Xu Mang began to search for the 1999RQ36 asteroid information.

This is an asteroid discovered in 1999. Its diameter is about 560 meters. It was not calculated before that this asteroid may destroy the earth, but the time range predicted by astronomers None exceed 100 years.

However, subsequent calculations show that after 160 years, there is a 0.1% probability of hitting the earth, and at the same time, it is very difficult to deviate the orbit of this asteroid after 60 years, so Measures must be taken within sixty years, or even forty years, to shift its orbit.

Xu Mang had to sigh with emotion that the plot that only happened in Hollywood movies before really appeared by his side.

but...

Now this 1999RQ36 asteroid is still far away, how much planetary slingshot effect is needed to fly to this asteroid.

No wonder I gave 500 copies,

It's so difficult!

Launching a probe on the earth and landing on an asteroid with a diameter of 560 meters in the vast universe is extremely difficult...It is equivalent to firing a shot from the earth and then hitting the mosquito on the moon. This is a hundred times more difficult.

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang calculated the power of the impact, and there was almost nothing left...

"Three billion..."

"It's only 20 billion if you calculate it. Can you land?" Xu Mang frowned, lost in thought. It took the New Horizons probe in the United States nine and a half years to reach Pluto, and how long would it take?

turn off the monitor,

Sitting on the chair, Xu Mang felt infinite pressure in an instant, but thinking about it... Except for his hard head, no one dared to take on this project.

what to do?

Do it!

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