Chapter 429 I Can’t Survive This Day (1)

After Xia Shangzhou and Lu Ben finished speaking, incredible expressions appeared on their faces at the same time.

The two looked at each other for another three seconds, and then, as if they had discussed it in advance, they spoke in unison again: "I'm not dreaming, am I?"

"I'm afraid I'm sleepwalking?"

Lu Ben looked disgusted: "Can you stop talking when I talk?"

Xia Shangzhou sneered: "You insist on imitating me? Do you think I rarely talk to you at the same time?"

Lu Ben looked extremely generous: "Forget it, I'm not in the mood to argue with you now. What I care about now is the boss's happiness!"

"I see that what you care about is your goddess's phone number, right?" Xia Shangzhou mercilessly exposed Lu Ben's hypocrisy, and then sighed: "Do you think the boss is feeling particularly uncomfortable right now?"

"Stop talking hypocritical words here, are you suffering for your future and freedom?" Lu Ben exposed Xia Shangzhou's hypocrisy in tit-for-tat, and then said with a bit of sigh: "Elementary school girls can Ah, you actually don’t take the boss seriously! From now on, the elementary school girl is my idol!"

"So many girls fall in love with the boss, but the elementary school girls reject the boss. This is in response to the lyrics..." Xia Shangzhou said, and then changed to singing: "...The person who loves me loves me. I have no regrets, but I am sad and shed tears for the one I love..."

Lu Ben dug his ears and said, "Speak carefully!"

Xia Shangzhou: "She is indeed the goddess I have fallen in love with. She is unique and extraordinary. She is completely different from those coquettish bitches who only care about their faces!"

Lu Ben: "The seductive bitch you call does not include my wife!"

Xia Shangzhou: "Haha..."

Lu Ben: "I'm telling the truth. If my wife is the kind of coquettish bitch you say, she would have given me her phone number when she first met me!"

"I'm vomiting..." Xia Shangzhou was just about to vomit when the balcony door was opened and Lin Jiage walked in.

He and Lu Ben immediately became serious.

The two people shouted "Boss" one after another.

As if Lin Jiage didn't hear their voices, he walked past them expressionlessly and entered the bathroom.

After the bathroom door was closed, Xia Shangzhou patted his chest and said as if he was escaping from death: "This can't work, the air pressure is too low, I can't stand it!"

Lu Benn said: "We have to think of a way. When the boss comes out later, we can comfort him, otherwise he will suffocate and die tonight."

Ten minutes later, Lin Jiage came out of the bathroom.

Lu Ben and Xia Shangzhou looked at each other, then they smiled brightly and shouted "Boss" and approached Lin Jiage.

Lu Benn said: "Boss, girls are a bit pretentious and reserved. It's normal not to agree to your first confession, because she wants to test whether you are sincere."

Xia Shangzhou: "Yes! Boss, do you remember a movie? It's called 101 Proposals, and the hero in it proposed 101 times!"

Lu Ben: "Yes, yes, I've seen this movie, it's very good. So, boss, it doesn't matter if you fail the first time. Look at me, I've been slapped in the face by my wife so many times that it's swollen to the sky." I’m still chasing her tirelessly!”

Xia Shangzhou: "Boss, don't worry, you will definitely succeed next time, I believe in you!"

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