Chapter 156: Every Time I Leave Seclusion, I Feel...
All I can say is that he is worthy of being a seclusion madman, Mr. Bai Zhenjun! Demon Dog Doudou sighed in his heart!
He was suddenly promoted during the retreat, and then the place of retreat was bombarded to pieces by a catastrophe. Although this is rare, it has happened before in the world of cultivation.
But there is really no one like Mr. Bai who survived the catastrophe in seclusion and succeeded in promotion, but did not leave the seclusion immediately. Instead, he continued to remain in seclusion calmly!
Most of the monks go into seclusion in order to advance. Since they have been promoted, the goal has been achieved. Of course, they must first go out to greet the monks who are still alive to celebrate.
Only Bai Zhenjun, he closed purely for the sake of retreat... and enjoyed the process of retreat!
"In other words, Senior Bai, you are now a 'venerable'?" Doudou asked.
"Yes." Bai Zhenjun nodded calmly.
Now he is ‘Venerable White’ instead of ‘True Lord White’!
Song Shuhang asked curiously: "Senior Bai, why did you become a statue later? And were you enshrined in the Wuming Temple?"
And the timeline is a bit inconsistent.
Bai Zhenjun went into seclusion a hundred and fifty years ago. He encountered a catastrophe in the middle of his seclusion and destroyed the restrictions in the seclusion. It would only last for more than a hundred years at most, right?
However, according to the records of the "Wuming Temple" in "Linyao Village", the statue of the Immortal King was enshrined "hundreds of years ago".
"It's a long story." Bai Zhenjun laughed and said: "That heavenly catastrophe destroyed my retreat. I finally relied on the secret method to successfully survive the disaster. The residual energy of the secret method formed your The 'statue shell' I see protects me."
"Then, because I had just completed the promotion, I happened to be familiar with the new form of spiritual power, so I didn't go into retreat immediately, and I just entered a semi-cultivation state."
"Perhaps the catastrophe was so loud that it happened to attract a monk who was nearby at that time. He was a monk who stole the door in vain. He mistakenly thought that my retreat was a good place. He found it after all the hard work. My retreat place, I opened up many mechanisms and dug all the way to my retreat place.”
Bai Zhenjun pinched his chin and recalled the situation at that time: "He looked very excited after he got through my retreat, but unfortunately, except for my natal flying sword, the Meteor Sword, there are no other treasures in my retreat. "
"The cultivator who stole the empty door is not very strong, and his vision may not be very good.
He actually thought that my natal flying sword was an ownerless thing. Then he happily took away my flying sword... I thought he was quite interesting, so I let him take away the flying sword. "
"So my natal flying sword should still be in his hand now, right? I will get it back in a while, and it will be inconvenient not to have a flying sword. I have played with him for more than a hundred years, he should be satisfied, right?"
"..." Doudou looked sad. Senior Bai's flying sword was really stolen?
"Liu Xianjian, what a good name." Song Shuhang's focus was on the flying sword. After experiencing the effects of flying swords several times, his desire for the 'flying sword' has reached the level of hunger.
Jingba Doudou asked again: "Then, Senior Bai, were you dug out by the villagers who dug the well?"
"No, it's the same monk who stole the door in vain. He was very strange. He first took away my flying sword on the first day. Then he went to my retreat the next day and moved out the statue I transformed into. . At that time, I thought he had discovered my true identity. But it seemed that he just wanted to take out my statue and guard it in a daze day and night. I was dazed for several days in a row." Bai Zhenjun thought.
Song Shuhang and Doudou looked at each other - needless to say, it must be due to the special charm exuded by Senior Bai, right?
Speaking of special charm, Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Lord Bai who was deep in thought.
Suddenly, I felt that Lord Bai was becoming more and more charming at this time! He is like a black hole that attracts people's attention and makes them unable to look away.
Even the heartbeat speeds up involuntarily.
Song Shuhang, who had experienced this before, quickly turned his head, and then he saw Doudou staring closely at True Lord Bai, his dog eyes shining brightly, and he looked reluctant to look away.
Song Shuhang quickly patted Doudou on the head. Doudou was flying in the air now. What if he couldn't see clearly in front of him and hit the plane?
Doudou stuck out her tongue in embarrassment and pretended to gasp.
Bai Zhenjun continued: "Then...about three or four days later, the monk who stole the door suddenly looked horrified, dug a deep hole and buried me in the soil. What an inexplicable guy!"
"Then, I felt that it didn't matter even if I was buried in the soil, so I continued to retreat. I don't know what happened next. I didn't even feel it when the villagers dug it out and put it in a Taoist temple - Continue You all know what happened next. It was only after I finished my retreat that I discovered that I was being worshiped as a statue of a god." Bai Zhenjun said with a chuckle.
When he woke up from seclusion, he found that he was being worshiped as a statue in a Taoist temple. He felt quite embarrassed.
Song Shuhang secretly sighed. Legends are indeed very unreliable. It seems that the villagers passed it on word of mouth, passing it on and on, exaggerating the time it took to "dig out the idol".
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the other side.
The TV station in Nanhua Lake City was broadcasting a news - outside the Wuming Temple in Linyao Village, hundreds of people had a collective fight, and the scene was tragic.
The police rushed to the scene quickly and arrested more than 70 people who were involved in the fight...
In addition, the statue of the god in the Wuming Temple was stolen and taken away during this chaos.
According to the description of pilgrims at the time, before these three waves of collective fights involving hundreds of people, there was a wave of people who stormed the Wuming Temple and took away the statues.
The police said that this brawl was extremely bad, and they will definitely punish those involved in the brawl severely, and will definitely find the statue in the Nameless Temple!
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Doudou's flying speed was incredible, and soon they landed in the 'pharmacist's building'.
Bai Zhenjun stood on the rooftop of the building, looking down into the distance.
Looking around, high-rise buildings are rising from the ground, and the entire Jiangnan University District is like a forest made of steel.
"I still remember that more than 150 years ago, this was a huge jungle with a beautiful lake on the edge." Bai Zhenjun compared the scene in front of him with the memory in his mind and sighed quietly.
Every time he came out of seclusion, he felt like he had been abandoned by the times!
Bai Zhenjun, who is sighing, is also extremely handsome!
Bai Zhenjun quickly adjusted his mental state: "Fellow Daoist Shuhang, where should we start to get familiar with today's world?"
Song Shuhang smiled proudly: "I have already prepared. Please come with me, Senior Bai."
Then, Song Shuhang took Bai Zhenjun into the room where he was temporarily staying on the third floor.
Bai Zhenjun curiously looked at everything in the room, including color screen TVs, air conditioners, refrigerators, and microwaves, which were electrical appliances that did not exist a hundred and fifty years ago.
These are all things left by the previous owner of the house. The senior pharmacist was so clever, so the owner naturally wouldn't care about small things.
Song Shuhang turned on his computer, then logged into Jiuzhou Group No. 1 and opened the group space.
Then pull out a few of the files and download them.
, functions and illustrations of modern electrical appliances - air conditioners, TVs, computers, mobile phones, refrigerators, rice cookers...etc.
, Things that monks need to pay attention to in modern society: Science and technology are developing rapidly, and there are ten ways to quickly integrate into society.
, Basic rules of traffic safety, remember not to crash cars on the road. Accessories: various car shapes.
"Senior, please come and take a look at this document first. It includes diagrams and functions of electrical appliances used in normal homes. After you understand these things a little bit, I will apply for a chat software account for you and let Huangshan Zhenjun add you. Enter the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. By the way, I have to get you an ID card first, and then give you a mobile phone and computer." Song Shuhang said.
"Let me take a look!" Bai Zhenjun sat down in front of the computer with great interest, imitating Song Shuhang's example of holding the mouse and moving the gears in a graceful manner.
"Yeah, these things are very interesting. What I have in front of me now is a computer. It's really convenient and has so many functions. There's also a refrigerator. In the past, I had to rely on a large ice bank or an ice-based formation to keep some things cold. And this The function of the mobile phone is the same as Qianli Sound Transmission." Bai Zhenjun's eyes began to light up.
He himself was very interested in 'organ-like instruments', and so many modern things in front of him made him feel full of happiness.
"Senior, please watch first while I contact the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group." Song Shuhang said
He used his mobile phone to log in to the Jiuzhou No. 1 group and found the Taoist friend who had been in retreat for more than fifty years. He needed to create a legal ID card and personal information to leave the retreat. Please contact (*******)—— Snow Wolf Cave Master! ’
The master of Snow Wolf Cave seems to be a senior who has been diving for a long time.
When I posted a picture of taking True Lord Bai out of seclusion in the group space before, the Snow Wolf Cave Master had appeared.
Jiuzhou No.1 Group
Shushan was under great pressure: "x-on:Snow Wolf Cave Master, are you here, senior?"
The Snow Wolf Cave Master quickly appeared: "Haha, you need Senior Bai Zhenjun's legal identity document and personal information, right? Don't worry, Huangshan Zhenjun has already entrusted me to make these things, and someone will deliver them to you tomorrow."
"True Lord Huangshan is so considerate." Song Shuhang sighed.
"Little friend Shuhang, has Senior Bai Zhenjun come out of the statue now? How do you feel?" Snow Wolf Cave Master asked immediately.
"How do you feel?" Song Shuhang thought for a while and said, "I don't feel much. I just feel that Senior Bai's real person is more handsome than the statue."
As for Bai Zhenjun's ability to 'throw on the ground', Song Shuhang felt that he should take care of his senior's face and cover it up if he could - after all, he couldn't speak ill of people behind their backs.
"Oh, come on, little friend Shuhang." Snow Wolf Cave Master seemed very satisfied with Song Shuhang's answer.
Song Shuhang was confused.
Then, he carefully looked back at Senior Yanbai. By the way, what is it about Senior Bai that makes the seniors in the group so uneasy?
He once thought that it might be the special charm of Bai Zhenjun that caused the problem, which would indeed embarrass the male seniors in the group. But aren’t there still female cultivators in the group?
Song Shuhang couldn't figure it out.