Chapter 1240 All Three Are Funny, Identification Completed!

"Hey, brother Lin Hai, are you here?" When Yinhe saw Lin Hai, he was overjoyed and threw Ahua on the ground like trash.

"Dad, where did you buy this crappy inflatable toy? It's so tasteless. If you like animals, I'll lend you Xiaohong. Just deflate this piece of shit and throw it away." On the ground, wailing.

"Chirp!"

As soon as Ahua finished speaking, an eagle's cry sounded, a golden stream of light flashed, and it pecked Ahua's butt hard!

"Ouch!" Ah Hua screamed in pain and jumped up, "You idiot, this is your butt, and you've turned it the other way around!"

"Come on, damn dog, let me peck the front for you again. Let's see how you behave after you become a eunuch!"

"Oh, damn, it's not unfair to call you a fool. Don't you want to live a happy life? Tell me, are you having an affair with my father? I told you before that he's not good at that..."

puff!

"You're paralyzed, you can't do it!"

Lin Hai's face was full of black lines and he almost fell down in anger. This gangster dog was talking nonsense with his dog eyes open! My dear Xinyue, my brother is so awesome!

After watching Ahua and Xiaohong chase each other and run away, Lin Hai turned his head to look at Yinhe.

"Uh..." But when Lin Hai saw Yinhe staring at the retreating figures of Ahua and Xiaohong, his eyes shining brightly, he couldn't help but feel wary in his heart.

"Yinhe, don't imitate them. They are just a pair of idiots. Just be a normal dragon in peace." Lin Hai warned in a serious tone.

"Ah, I know, how could I, Yinhe, be like them?" Yinhe, still staring at the backs of Ahua and Xiaohong, agreed casually.

"Yes, you are an Earth Immortal!" Lin Hai nodded heavily, with a look of agreement.

"This eagle and dog are too low-end. They are not like me, Yinhe, who is handsome, graceful, mighty, connotative and temperamental, handsome, fashionable, talented, and knowledgeable..."

Plop!

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and fell on his back, with deep despair on his face and tears streaming down his face.

"Eh? Lin Hai, what's wrong with you? Is it because you know so many advantages about me and feel that the gap between you and me is like an insurmountable chasm? From then on, you lose confidence in life and have no love in life?"

"I'm telling you, this is not necessary! Although you are uglier than me, have a lower figure than me, have a lower IQ than me, and have no temperament and no content, you have to know that this is normal!"

"Your sister is normal!" Lin Haiguai yelled, jumped up, and looked at Yinhe with a tearless look on his face.

"Yinhe, you have changed! You were not like this when I first met you!" Lin Hai's face was full of despair.

"You also noticed that I have changed?" Yinhe was shocked for a moment, and then sighed with a distressed look on his face.

"Oh, although I have been hiding it, I can't hide it at all. The cruel reality that I am becoming more handsome all the time. I'm sorry that you were hit!"

puff!

Lin Hai just stood up and when he heard Yinhe's words, blood spurted out again and he fell down on his back.

"Hey, what's wrong with my dad?" Ahua and Xiaohong chased around and ran back. When they saw Lin Hai's eyes were empty and lifeless, lying on the ground helplessly, they couldn't help but look curious.

"It's all my fault!" Yinhe stood next to him with a guilty look on his face, "I'm so good that he feels deeply inferior. Maybe he has some doubts about life."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Ahua's head shook like a rattle.

"My dad doesn't even want to die when faced with a perfect dog like me! Are you as good as me?"

"Am I not better than you?" Yinhe looked surprised and looked at Ahua in confusion.

"Are you better than me?" Ahua was also shocked, her eyes looking at Yinhe in disbelief.

"Am I not better than you?"

"Are you better than me?"

…

Xiaohong stood aside with arrogant eyes, looking at Ahua and Yinhe coldly, questioning each other with big eyes and small eyes, and finally couldn't help it anymore after rolling her eagle eyes.

"Two self-righteous idiots!"

"You're right, you're right!" Lin Hai, whose heart almost stopped beating, jumped up and looked at Xiao Hong, as if he had found a soulmate, and nodded with deep approval.

"Xiao Hong, you still have such a keen eye that you can see their true nature at a glance!"

"That's right!" Xiaohong's arrogant head was raised higher, and her silver eyes flashed with deep disdain.

"If they are comparing themselves to you, there is nothing wrong with what they say, but if they say they are excellent in front of my demon beast sister Ni Tianying, isn't that just blindness? In this world, the best one is obviously my aunt and me, how can I A share for both of you?"

puff!

Lin Hai spurted out a mouthful of blood again and fell on his back.

"Nah, these three are all ridiculous, the appraisal is over!" Lin Hai looked up to the sky and let out an unyielding howl, "In this world, it is obviously my brother who is the most handsome and outstanding!!!"

…

"Lin Hai, where is the dragon bone from before?" After the joke, Yinhe asked Lin Hai seriously, with a hint of nervousness in his voice.

After all, he entered the Holy Realm just to get the dragon bones, and he should not forget the business.

"Follow me!" Lin Hai's figure flashed and went straight to the dragon's body by the moon lake. Yinhe's eyes flashed with excitement and he followed closely.

"Now, there it is!"

When he arrived at the Moon Lake, Lin Hai pointed at the long dragon corpse and said.

"This, this is Tianlong!!!"

Yinhe's head buzzed, and his eyes suddenly widened, full of shock and disbelief. At the same time, his heart beat rapidly, and the huge dragon body trembled slightly with excitement.

"What heavenly dragon and earthly dragon?" Lin Hai looked confused.

"Lin Hai, you don't know that dragons are also divided into levels. Tianlong is the highest level of dragon. Legend has it that it only exists in the fairy world. But before, I was just an earth dragon, which is thousands of miles away from the heavenly dragon!"

Yinhe became more and more excited as he spoke, his eyes gleaming with excitement, and his huge body flashed to the side of Tianlong's body. He didn't even know where to put the dragon's claws, he was so excited that he was at a loss.

"If I fuse and dominate this dragon body, not only will my strength increase several times, but it is even possible for my soul to evolve and become a real heavenly dragon!"

Having said this, Yinhe suddenly turned his head and looked at Lin Hai solemnly.

"Lin Hai, I know how precious this Tianlong corpse is. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the most precious treasure in the world, but it is very important to me. Can you give it to me?"

After Yinhe finished speaking, there was an extremely nervous look on his face. After all, what he was talking about before was just the bones used to make the dragon bone pendant. He expected that it would only be a short section of tens of centimeters long at most. Although it was equally precious, to a human like Lin Hai Say, it's not very useful.

But who would have thought that what Lin Hai brought him to see was his whole corpse, or the legendary Tianlong!

As a result, Yinhe began to feel uneasy. This could no longer be described as precious. Is Lin Hai really still willing to give it to him?

Seeing Yinhe's nervous look, Lin Hai couldn't help but feel amused. So what about Tianlong's corpse? Wasn't it just a casual massacre by that guy Xiao Nezha?

"What a big deal, since you like it, then this dragon corpse belongs to you!" Lin Hai said with a carefree gesture!

Buzz!

There was a bang in Yinhe's head, and his heart was instantly hit by huge joy, and he almost fell into madness!

"Thank you, Mad, thank you!!! Hahahaha!" Yinhe grinned, even speaking a little incoherently.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes directly, as for this?

"Then tell me now, am I the most handsome brother in this world?" Lin Hai stood on tiptoes, folded his hands, looked at Yinhe with a proud face, and asked playfully.

Upon hearing this, Yinhe's expression suddenly changed, his expression returned to a serious one, and he sighed softly.

"Although you gave me Tianlong's corpse, you can't buy my integrity. I still want to say that I, Yinhe, am the most handsome. As for you, you are uglier than me, have a lower figure than me, and have a lower IQ than me. , has no temperament and no connotation, but you have to know that this is normal!"

"Damn it, get out of here!" Lin Hai wailed and fell to the ground again spurting blood!

"The world is really going downhill. Even a noble species like dragon has become dishonest, even though his brother is the most handsome!" After coming out of the holy realm, Lin Hai still looked brooding and kept mumbling. road.

"I haven't been a big brother for many years..." Lin Hai's cell phone suddenly rang.

"Brother Yun Sheng?" Lin Hai saw that Yun Sheng was calling and quickly picked up the call.

"Sect Master, are you back?"

"Well, I just arrived. What's going on, Brother Yun?"

"Our sect has been built. Do you want to come and take a look?"

"Has it been built?" Lin Hai was delighted, "I'll be there right away!"

After saying that, Lin Hai was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly remembered something.

"Brother Yun, I have something to ask you, and I hope you answer according to your own conscience!"

"Sect Master, tell me!" Seeing Lin Hai speaking so seriously, Yun Sheng was shocked. He didn't know what he had done wrong to make Lin Hai behave like this. He had always been dedicated to serving the public and had not done anything to disgrace his conscience?

"Okay, then I'll say it!" Lin Hai took a deep breath, and then suddenly showed a mean smile.

"Brother Yun, do you think I am the most handsome in the world? Answer with conscience!"

Plop!

There was a sound of falling to the ground on the other end of the phone, and then Yun Sheng's miserable scream rang on the phone. "I don't know if you are the most handsome, but you are definitely the funniest!"